Tonight’s RHONJ recap takes us back to the Jersey Shore. The guys go out unsupervised and Bill Aydin gets blackout, pass-out, drunk. I wish I had done that today. I am Cranky McCrankerpants today. Everything is annoying. And even after working out I am still irritated about nothing. So that is my frame of mind going into to this post.
Jackie’s husband has arrived to round out the group and everyone is going to the beach for drinks. I wish I was going to the beach for drinks. Marge is wearing a sundress with no underwear. I have to say, I also like a breeze. And also if you are fat your underwear… nevermind. Oversharing. I am working on it. The giant belly AND the oversharing. Sorry.
Joe & Melissa Gorga Seem Oddly Happy For A Housewives Couple…
Joe Gorga wants to know where her husband is she gives the usual work excuse. The Joe says that Frank is her soulmate. Frank agrees with that. In a talking head Delores says that she can’t get back with Frank because she can’t trust him not to cheat and she can’t go through that again. Frank says he can’t get back with her because he doesn’t trust himself not to cheat. So that is that. Except Joe makes them kiss, which neither seem to mind doing. But Joe wants a better kiss so he demonstrates by kissing Frank himself.
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It seems everyone has fond memories of the shore. Melissa and Joe go for a romantic walk on the beach. Joe talks about how much they still love each other after all these years. He says that is what Teresa is missing in her life. Joe says Teresa wants wast they have and Melissa agrees. They also talk about having another child and how if they had another they would not be enjoying a walk on the beach right now. The seem to think having another baby is not a great Idea.
On The Boardwalk, Down By The Sea
After a few drinks, the girls go shopping and the guys try to best each other on the arcade games. Jennifer whines to Teresa about Margaret always being the mean girl with her. Apparently something happened that morning and I tuned it out. Margaret is with Dolores who isn’t supportive at all of her complaining about Jennifer. Why isn’t she with Melissa? Oh yeah she was with Joe on the beach. So what about Jackie? Where is she?
Suck It Down
After an afternoon of drinking, they have some shots at home and go out for more drinking. At dinner they talk about their plans for the next day. The girls will split up for activities. Melissa will be going to tell Danielle she is persona non grata with the girls. Bill Aydin says that he doesn’t get out much, but when he does he likes to enjoy himself. Then he mentions that the shots are very big. He seems a bit tipsy already.
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Jackie stands up and challenges anyone at the table. She says that she can down a beer faster than anyone at the table. Joe Gorga takes the challenge. Evan and Teresa also take the challenge. Teresa doesn’t even finish her beer. Joe Gorga stops midway through, did he throw it? Jackie wins and sucks hers down in no time Evan was about a second behind her. Then, Jennifer screams, “You know how to suck a bottle but you can’t suck a dick?” Jennifer, dear, we know you would win the dick sucking contest. Settle down.
Let She Who Is Without Sin Throw The First Flintstone
Then Marge and Jennifer get into it when Marge points out how offensive Jennifer is all the time. Apparently, that morning Jennifer interrupted a conversation with Marge and Teresa to get the attention off of Marge and on to Jennifer. She’s very territorial about Teresa, that one. Then Jennifer said that Marge offended her when she said she didn’t work. Jennifer says to Marge, “I don’t know what type of mother you were, but I am a very hands on mother.”
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Marge feels as though her mothering skills are being disrespected. She blows up and stands up and scream that the only achievement Jennifer has ever had is marrying a rich man. Margaret lives with her husband in her wake. Joe Gorga says this is crazy! Welcome to a housewives dinner on a trip, Joe. Jennifer screams after her, “Fred Flintstone called! He wants his outfit back!”
See You Next Tuesday
Melissa and Jackie and their husbands leave with Dolores and Joe because they all rode in the same van. Most likely to avoid Jennifer. In the car they talk about Jennifer. In the restaurant, Jennifer says that Jackie and Margaret are always starting things with her. That is bullshit and even Dolores tells her so. Or at least She tells us in her talking head but she seem to think Jennifer is too clueless to know what she is doing. Jennifer is the second smartest person in the group after Jackie. She is playing everyone for screen time. And it’s working like a charm.
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The fun group, Jackie, Melissa and Margaret are relieved to be away from the others. Margaret is thankful that they don’t have to hang out with Jennifer tomorrow. I am surprised production is letting the two factions do their own thing together the next day.
Sorry, Not Sorry!
The next morning, the three obnoxious ones go parasailing. I want that hand of Fatima t-shirt that Dolores is wearing. I wonder if she knows what it means? Jennifer gets the nervous burps. Is that even a thing? They all go up together. It’s just like every other housewife parasailing scene you have ever seen. Is it wrong I was hoping for these three to be dropped into the ocean?
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The three fun girls go play putt putt. They suck at it. Margaret gets a “ho in one” Don’t ask. They talk about Melissa’s meeting with Danielle. Melissa hopes she doesn’t get weak. If that happens it is totally production. The other girls tell her to hold strong. Then they reluctantly meet the other girls for lunch. Evan texts Jackie to tell her he is sure he has had 15 more shots than she has today. Jen goes to the bathroom and comes back in her “Sorry Not Sorry” t-shirt.
Did The Guys Kill Bill?
Meanwhile, all of the guys go fishing for sea bass. I love sea bass! They leave early in the morning and start chugging liquor start out of the bottle. Bill gets peer pressured into joining in when Joe Gorga says everyone thinks his wife owns his balls. There is no real fishing happening only drinking. The guys tell Bill they are going to call him Anthony and turn him into a guido. He slurs out that they should just call him Tony the Turkish Guido. Everybody laughs.
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Everyone is wasted on the way back home but Bill Aydin is out like a light and has to be carried into the house like a dead man on the other five guys shoulders. Up a flight of steps they go into the house. The guys come in shortly after the girls and toss Bill onto the bed next to Jennifer. She freaks out. The wives worry that they have killed Bill. But Bill comes around and starts massages Joe Gorga’s boobs. The other guys drink water to try to hydrate before the party that night.
You Can’t Sit With Us
Melissa goes to meet with Danielle to tell her she is out of the group. Tersesa is not happy about this. She says she is still going to be friends with Danielle. Danielle starts by defending herself. Melissa says she gave Danielle a clean slate. But then she got physical with Margaret. Says her violent behavior is a reflection of her character. She gave Margaret whiplash and she had to see a doctor!
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Melissa says everyone says you are not welcome in the group. Danielle asks who everyone is. Melissa says that all of the girls no longer want her around (this is not true, Teresa does). Danielle specifically asks about Teresa. Melissa admits that Teresa enjoys her company. Melissa says she doesn’t think Teresa is in her right mind right now. Danielle tells Melissa that she was done with Margaret when she did the thing with Margaret’s bag and the candle. But then, Stephen the owner of the boutique told her to pull Margaret’s hair. Then, Theresa agreed with him and told Danielle to do it. Then production shows the footage backing this up. Danielle even says no, she can’t do it. But, Teresa insisted.
To Be Continued…..Next week Melissa says what happened in front of everyone and Teresa has a tantrum. Then Teresa takes the girls to visit Joe in Italy.
I really don’t agree that Melissa, Jackie and Marge are the “fun” ones. What exactly is Melissa’s storyline? Well, maybe it will be why her husband is posting photos of renovations on Instagram that aren’t his work. Interesting.
Jackie has grown on my, but she isn’t bringing the drama like Jennifer. Unapologetically like her. Teresa may be dumb as rocks, but Jersey doesn’t even film without her.
What the actual fuck. I did not think it was going to turn out that Teresa in fact did tell Danielle to pull Marges hair. Fuck thaaaaat.
Jennifer knows Exactly what she’s doing. That beek she uses as a mouth piece needs to be deflated. Teresa needs to be held accountable for that snake move she made encouraging Danielle. No wonder she left with her but when questioned about it, she starts babbling. Teresa threw Danielle under the bus and instead of owning it, she commenced to throw things and storm out like the entitled snake she is. She and Danielle should be good friends cause they are cut from the same cloth.
My feelings exactly. Ugh just when I think Teresa can’t sink any lower…
I agree. The footage proved why Teresa is friends with Danielle, because T gets Danielle to do all her dirty work. T uses Danielle as her puppet. That is why T has been so supportive of Danielle and wants her at all the events. So that Danielle can say and do exactly what Teresa tells her to do. “Do It, Do It, Do It, Do It, Do It”….how many times did T say that phrase?!?!?!
She did the same thing with Kim D
I want to know why the boutique owner instigated that hair-pulling stunt.
I was thinking the same thing
He would have gotten plenty of press for having the show film there
Maybe he was afraid the footage would be cut and wanted to make sure? People do a lot for publicity
ok, so just because Tre told Danielle to do it doesn’t mean she had too.
to be fair, Marge is also violent.
i think all this stuff is for ratings.
Danielle really is just a dark person.
I wonder if they decided they would not film with Danielle?
Jennifer just seems very uneducated and immature. It’s like age needs a mentor on how to behave. She can’t read the room. I don’t think her intentions are bad she’s just misguided
I can’t believe they actually showed the footage of Teresa saying to do it!!! I’m sure she’ll blame it on her stress … But what does Danielle have to rain by this admission?
I love Joe Gorga- he cracks me up.
I told my partner this is the only group of housewife husbands who would dress appropriately for fishing- shirts and t-shirts. Except Bill with the button down.
And I agree, Jennifer knows EXACTLY what she’s doing
She’ll probably blame it on editing. I guess we will soon find out.
The guys had me literally LMAO when they got Bill out of the SUV. It looked like they whacked his head on the vehicle door. Then, they carried him up the steps feet first. I was thinking I’d start hurling if I’d drank that much and was carried up steps feet first, head lower like that.
I don’t like Jennifer. I like Bill okay when he’s with the guys. I thought it a bit hypocritical though for Bill to be offended about what Joe Gorga said to him about his wife being sexually frustrated, then he and Jennifer had their discussion about it (this was last week), but tonight Jennifer blurted our what she did at the table about Jackie not liking to suck a dick. Personally neither comment would bother me, but if Jennifer is going to blurt out all that she does I just don’t see them having room to be offended by very much. I wonder with the hours Bill works if he realizes all that his wife dishes out.
Bill knows. That’s why he works around the clock. To stay as far away from the beast as he can. She drives me ape shit !
I’m only halfway through the episode but I have to ask this while it’s fresh in my mind… which Bravo exec has ownership in Tito’s vodka? I’ve been wondering about this forever. It’s been the vodka of choice in a couple housewives franchises but I first recall hearing about it on Shahs several years ago. They order it on the rocks or as a martini. I’ve had Tito’s and it is definitely not martini or rocks quality, it’s a mixer grade vodka. Anyone know what the connection is?
Thanks! Now back to Jersey.
I believe that Titos paid for product placement for a few years. I’m not sure that they still do;however, it seems some of the ladies developed a taste for it and still order it.
On RHOBH Casamigos tequila replaced Tito’s because either Mauricio bought into part of it or he just likes supporting Gerber and George Clooney. They go to all the Casamigos parties. And that is what is primarily drunk on RHOBH.
The three owners of Casamigos were supposed to have sold the company for a billion dollars to some conglomerate. But I am not sure if that went through. If so all three owners got $333 million dollars each for what was initially a fairly small investment for rich people. At first it was not meant for public consumption but bottle as a craft tequila just for the three owners personal use.
Yes, and aren’t they glad Casamigos is commercial! I own a liquor store and I swear everyone and their mom comes in and asks for Casamigos. It is my highest selling Tequila and it ain’t cheap, I tell ya.
And yes, I think Tito’s paid for their placement. Note that Bravo blacks out any shirt, etc. that promotes a brand that isn’t a sponsor.
I am a big time tequila drinker. I know Casamigos is very popular and everybody drinks it. That being said I am not a fan of Casamigos. I had three bottles and gave one away. The other two just sit there collecting dust. Imo, there are better tequilas out there. Sorry, but I couldn’t help myself on making a comment.
I have a couple of cocktails a year, mostly because I enjoy making them. I’ve thought about trying that tequila so I appreciate the review. I actually like Tito’s. I remember when it was the new kid on the vodka shelf. I did drink more often when we were an active duty Navy family. Mostly I just enjoy making cocktails that make ppl happy and getting them out of the mindset of just drinking to get wasted. I’m a dork.
I love making cocktails to but if I can’t make a cocktail with a particular liquor (Casamigos) then there is a problem. The tequila in my opinion has too much of a caramel flavor too it. A great tequila to either sip or make recipes is (inexpensive) Pueblo Viejo ($20+). There’s another tequila that I make cocktails with that is inexpensive and really good, Camarena ($15+). Don Augustin ($40+) and Siete Leguas ($40+) are great sipping tequila’s. There are more that I can suggest but this is a really good start. My favorite go to drink is squirt and tequila or ginger ale and tequila. It’s a great summer drink or whenever you want something light. I’m currently into Paloma’s.
I love that tequila brought you to comment!
Of course production sent Melissa to talk to Danielle, if Teresa went the secret never would have been revealed.
Y’all know I cannot stand Jennifer. Screaming out the sucking dick comment at the dinner table pretty much proves why. The bitch has no common sense or filter. If her poor daughter was being bullied before, the mean girls at school will double down after this and she is too obtuse to get it. Or too thirsty. Talk about hurting your child’s self-esteem. She has enough on her hands defending herself, let alone defending her whack-job mother. Seriously, I would not let my daughter go over to that house alone, let alone do a sleepover, without my being there to supervise the mother. That poor child would have to come to my house. Her school may also take a hard look at the family dynamic especially if other parents complain. They don’t need Bill’s money. There is always a waiting list for Catholic schools.
I seriously hope Jennifer’s behavior is all an act for camera time. Regardless, I’m with you regarding her daughter and sons. I know that the private schools in my relatively small town would not be happy with that behavior from a parent. Hell, the public school district my girls attend wouldn’t be okay with me representing them so negatively weekly! She needs to put her family first and stop this messy nasty drunk filming persona, if it is indeed a persona.
Tony the Turk, the head hitting the car, carrying dead body weight, the kiss, this is why I love, love, love, the Jersey husbands! This is why I watch.
Last week, I believed Teresa and Danielle were fighting because Danielle LIED about Teresa telling her to pull the hair. Now we see the footage. Teresa is a lying thug in Gucci! She is arguing with Danielle because Danielle threw Teresa under the bus. Danielle exposed Teresa and how evil she really is. Again Teresa shows us that you cross her she will cut you down by how she is now treating Danielle. Teresa made Danielle her bitch, and then dropped her when Danielle told the truth. Teresa has been spinning this that it is all Danielle’s fault. Teresa is a con artist. She acts all nice and goody-goody, but all she is a mean girl.
Agree! The husbands are fun to watch even if Joe Gorga isn’t flipping all the houses he claims. I don’t like Danielle AT ALL, Danielle is an adult, and we are on responsible for our own actions. However, Teresa is scum. She knew she encouraged that and when she heard from everyone how bad it was, that Margaret had to seek medical attention, she never owned anything, just let Danielle take the fall. I was really surprised the store owner would encourage that in his store. Maybe sales were down and he thought some RHONJ gutter trash drama would bring customers to the location.
Completely agree. Table-flipper Tre is the OG ringmaster bully who think she ‘owns’ the franchise like NeNe, Gunvulson & LVP. The difference is Tre is a felon on probation so Danielle and Jennifer must execute the click-bait cast assaults to avoid going back to prison.
No stranger to police Danielle is happy to carry out ‘Parolee Tre’ orders for NJ friend status cash and is fully responsible for far more than a playful pony-yank, but dragging Marge to the floor and not letting go. Because setting her purse contents on fire in the candle wasn’t enough.
Jennifer happily doubles down on assaults on Melissa while Tre plays up reformed SIL, substituting knive, broken bottles, glasses, and plate for tables. I try to like her but she Bravo is giving her max screentime for her worst behavior. They need another bad girl in the off chance Tre violates, goes back to ‘college’ or flees to Italy to avoid re-arrest.
I know some watch Bravo for the violence, but I hate it. The bullying culture is back in full swing infecting every sector of society and children, if you don’t participate you’re considered weak. Suicide rates epidemic. Law enforcement takes in far more young girls than boys in US schools for violent assaults and fighting. Way to go Bravo Housewives who claim they reflect culture not influence it. Misogyny channel must do better.
I agree with you about Tre, Danielle and Jennifer. I too do not like the violence. If I did I would watch Love And Hip Hop.
I’m so glad Teresa got caught red handed
Next week we will see Teresa take her kids to see Joe – and then everyone will give her a pass for her bad behavior because “it’s so sad” for her kids. I’m so tired of Teresa not being held accountable because she’s going through a tough time. That “tough time” is going on five years now. I feel empathy for her children but Tre and Joe did do all the crimes. This isn’t something that just “happened” to them.
Not me! I can’t stand Teresa and am over what she’s been through. She did it to herself and to her children. She’s boring and is about as funny as a heart attack. She’s got no story line.
I like her girls, but I’m done with this sob story already. He’s living in Italy, one of the most beautiful countries in the world and from the looks of it, having a great time. If I see one more picture of them decked out in designer clothing with dad on tip toes, I’m gonna hurl. The girls love their dope of a father but he’s such an embarrassment now. Instead of laying low, he’s shown on vacation dancing with various women
I have to wonder if that extra footage between Danielle, Teresa and the boutique owner would have ever aired had Danielle not exposed what really happened to Melissa. It also makes me wonder how us viewers may have been mislead in other Real Housewives situations. Maybe someone in production told Porsha to drag Kenya across the stage during that famous #RHOA reunion.
Mike, What really happened to Melissa?
I guess I worded it wrong. Nothing happened to Melissa, What I meant to say was Danielle was telling Melissa about the boutique owner and Teresa encouraging Danielle to pull Margaret’s hair.
Mike is saying that Danielle told what really happened at the boutique when she talked to Melissa.
Got it!
Tamara, the shirt is from lucky brand and is on sale on eBay! I have a link but i don’t know if I’m allowed to post it.
Thanks!
Hmm,Boy Gorga. Who knew?
Any idea the designer of Jackie’s White Tee and Green Shorts?
Great recap! Production showed Teresa encouraging Danielle to pull Margaret’s hair but did they show if the store owner told Danielle to pull her hair? Congratulations Teresa on being a great role model to your girls. Prison sentence, accusations of infidelity, displaying physical aggressiveness and encouraging your “friends” to harm others. It’s amazing her lovely daughters aren’t out all night drinking/ partying, drop outs or starring in MTV’s 16 and Pregnant. Those girls have raised themselves and I give no credit to their parents.
They didnt show the store owner in the clip, but Danielle says to Teresa “he says I should pull her hair” and Teresa says “do it, do it, do it”.
Danielle is such a follower and not a leader. It’s too bad that she hasn’t grown up yet and that she is so easy manipulated. As for Teresa, you haven’t learned anything from being “away”. Karma is around the corner for Teresa and who will she blame this time. Jennifer is a piece of work who wants camera time no matter how she gets it. Sorry not Sorry but I could never be friends with her.
Theresa has spun these webs before. Remember what she did to Melissa with stripper gate and setting her up with Kim D, or she said Jaqueline lied about her husband and other women, or she stopped talking to anyone who brought up her bankruptcy and legal troubles until they were asked to leave the show, or what she did to Kathy Walkie and Rosie.
No matter what Theresa said, ultimately Danielle is still an adult and responsible for her physical assault on Margaret that was pre-meditated.
Now Margaret can help pay some of her legal bills by suing Steven Dann and Bravo (for encouraging the attack, knowingly creating a hostile environment, and not stopping a foreseeable altercation), Theresa for being an accomplice, and Danielle as the assailant.
This episode was thoroughly entertaining minus the Jennifer parts. I can’t help but like Delores. I don’t know much about her but I relate to her loyalty to family and she does drive my dream car, a black Maserati Ghibli. The men fishing were the best! They made me laugh so hard. Especially Tony the Turkish Guido. I cringed when his head got smashed into the SUV door but he was feeling no pain. Teresa and Daniel are disgusting!! I loved Jackie having fun at the mini golf course which was a very sad course. I mean ours have erupting volcanoes so many I’m just used to overpriced casino mini golf. Can’t wait til next weeks episode!
So Margaret finds the things Jennifer says offensive and wants validation for her feelings. Interesting….isnt this all Siggy wanted a few years ago? The Marge isn’t so tough after all. She can dish it all she wants, but when it comes to her feelings, damn theres a new set of rules.
Siggy was a complete and total cunt, to the point where I wish I had not even seen her name.