It time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and despite the very busy day on the site today (So many Sunday Shows!) I am excited to watch this episode! First seasons of reality shows are usually the best as they figure out how to navigate being on camera 24/7. Jenna is learning that getting drunk on shore can lead to bad decisions that will be forever memorialized on camera. If you missed the first episode, click here, and for the second one click here! And welcome to the season. I promise it is way more chill than the Below Deck shit show this year.
The crew is coming in off of a rowdy night on shore. There is a lot of drunkenness. Everyone thinks Jenna and Adam are going to hook up. Madison wants to watch, lol. Adam sends drunk Jenna to her room. Good for him. Adam tells us in confessional that he needs to pump the breaks on the whole chief stew and chef relationship. Drunk Byron hilariously patrols the boat for any suspicious behaviors. Paget just wants to sleep in his own bunk, but Ciara won’t let him. The girls are getting turned down all over the place. Parker serenades Madison on the deck with his ukulele.
Morning Has Broken…
And chief stew Jenna wakes up in her white bikini with no recollection of the previous evening. The girls tell her that she tried to get with Adam and he sent her away. Jenna has anxiety and embarrassment about the entire situation. Don’t you hate that? I mean I wouldn’t know, I am just asking a rhetorical question.
Captain Glenn calls a preference sheet meeting with Paget, Jenna and Adam. AWKWARD. The primary, Whitney is a female from Nashville. She looks like a pageant girl. To make matters worse she is a vegan and so is her female cousin. Adam is already irked. Oh and Heather and her husband own a restaurant and so does another charter guest or two. Adam should just jump ship now.
Parker says he is ready to step up his deckhand game this charter. Tons of vegan provisions comes in. Apparently, there are also lactose intolerant and shellfish allergies coming on board. Jenna’s stew don’t even know how to carry plates. How hard is that. Surely, this is story line.
Lovers’ Quarrel on Deck!
It’s abundantly clear that Paget and Ciara don’t need to be working on deck together. Paget is bossy and Ciara isn’t going to tolerate it. It is another redhead after all. How much can there be to do with no wind to sail? Well, someone could do something about the drunk guest who is trying to tell the Captain how to sail. What is wrong with people? These guests are going to be a problem.
The only interesting thing to note at the moment is that Georgia was kicked out of the Catholic Church. Allegedly for missing catechism. It sounds more like she was thrown out of Catholic school. These guests are annoying me. I really needed a nice easygoing show after that Below Deck Reunion. I also need to learn how to spell yacht without relying on spellcheck.
Another Day, Another Drunk Charter Guest
The weather is kind of crappy on day two. Adam’s attitude to the two stews is also kind of crappy. Georgia complains to Jenna about Adam. Jenna was not particularly receptive. And she ran back to Adam and repeated their conversation. Then Adam was an even bigger jerk to Georgia. Now Georgia feels like she can’t trust Jenna. Girlfriend, everyone know Jenna is trying to get Adam to bang her. Telling her is like telling him! Now, Jenna is trying to bond with Adam but trash talking her stew with him. How professional. All Paget and Ciara do is bicker at each other. Paget and Georgia also do a lot of flirting.
The guests want to paddle board which is fine, but the water is quite choppy. Plus the guests are falling down on the floating dock. Parker does a great job coaching the ladies on the paddle board. Paget seems like kind of an ass.
Next week: The wind picks up so that the boat can finally sail! A new charter begins with a one month old baby on board. Everyone is sick of Adam and Jenna flirting and gossiping in the kitchen. Ciara doesn’t approve of the way Paget digs holes. Jenna laughs when she makes Georgia cry. The deck crew screws up when docking the boat.