It time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and despite the very busy day on the site today (So many Sunday Shows!) I am excited to watch this episode! First seasons of reality shows are usually the best as they figure out how to navigate being on camera 24/7. Jenna is learning that getting drunk on shore can lead to bad decisions that will be forever memorialized on camera. If you missed the first episode, click here, and for the second one click here! And welcome to the season. I promise it is way more chill than the Below Deck shit show this year.
The crew is coming in off of a rowdy night on shore. There is a lot of drunkenness. Everyone thinks Jenna and Adam are going to hook up. Madison wants to watch, lol. Adam sends drunk Jenna to her room. Good for him. Adam tells us in confessional that he needs to pump the breaks on the whole chief stew and chef relationship. Drunk Byron hilariously patrols the boat for any suspicious behaviors. Paget just wants to sleep in his own bunk, but Ciara won’t let him. The girls are getting turned down all over the place. Parker serenades Madison on the deck with his ukulele.
Morning Has Broken…
And chief stew Jenna wakes up in her white bikini with no recollection of the previous evening. The girls tell her that she tried to get with Adam and he sent her away. Jenna has anxiety and embarrassment about the entire situation. Don’t you hate that? I mean I wouldn’t know, I am just asking a rhetorical question.
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Captain Glenn calls a preference sheet meeting with Paget, Jenna and Adam. AWKWARD. The primary, Whitney is a female from Nashville. She looks like a pageant girl. To make matters worse she is a vegan and so is her female cousin. Adam is already irked. Oh and Heather and her husband own a restaurant and so does another charter guest or two. Adam should just jump ship now.
Parker says he is ready to step up his deckhand game this charter. Tons of vegan provisions comes in. Apparently, there are also lactose intolerant and shellfish allergies coming on board. Jenna’s stew don’t even know how to carry plates. How hard is that. Surely, this is story line.
Lovers’ Quarrel on Deck!
It’s abundantly clear that Paget and Ciara don’t need to be working on deck together. Paget is bossy and Ciara isn’t going to tolerate it. It is another redhead after all. How much can there be to do with no wind to sail? Well, someone could do something about the drunk guest who is trying to tell the Captain how to sail. What is wrong with people? These guests are going to be a problem.
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The only interesting thing to note at the moment is that Georgia was kicked out of the Catholic Church. Allegedly for missing catechism. It sounds more like she was thrown out of Catholic school. These guests are annoying me. I really needed a nice easygoing show after that Below Deck Reunion. I also need to learn how to spell yacht without relying on spellcheck.
Another Day, Another Drunk Charter Guest
The weather is kind of crappy on day two. Adam’s attitude to the two stews is also kind of crappy. Georgia complains to Jenna about Adam. Jenna was not particularly receptive. And she ran back to Adam and repeated their conversation. Then Adam was an even bigger jerk to Georgia. Now Georgia feels like she can’t trust Jenna. Girlfriend, everyone know Jenna is trying to get Adam to bang her. Telling her is like telling him! Now, Jenna is trying to bond with Adam but trash talking her stew with him. How professional. All Paget and Ciara do is bicker at each other. Paget and Georgia also do a lot of flirting.
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The guests want to paddle board which is fine, but the water is quite choppy. Plus the guests are falling down on the floating dock. Parker does a great job coaching the ladies on the paddle board. Paget seems like kind of an ass.
Next week: The wind picks up so that the boat can finally sail! A new charter begins with a one month old baby on board. Everyone is sick of Adam and Jenna flirting and gossiping in the kitchen. Ciara doesn’t approve of the way Paget digs holes. Jenna laughs when she makes Georgia cry. The deck crew screws up when docking the boat.
The primary Whitney was on America’s Next Top Model and won her season.
I saw here and thought she looked familiar. Then I remembered the ANTM thing. Though I don’t recall her winning. Clearly she has done well for herself since!
She was on Season 10. She was the first “plus size” model to ever win. If she is plus size, I would hate to know what I am considered. 🤦🏻♀️
Oh she was on the plus sized season? I kind of remember that.
No, it wasn’t the plus sized season. They did that season later on if I remember correctly.
I thought she looked familiar! I remember they made her blonde on ANTM, but I love her with darker hair.
So this is now the second ANTM contestant to guest on a Below Deck? I wonder who will show up next?
Even though I didn’t love what she did with Adam, I so far really like Jenna.
And Adam was a nice guy to put her to bed.
I liked how she handled it.
I didn’t like how they handled the stew situation. Adam was a jerk, and Jenna should have told Adam in a more fair way.
When that guest fell over on that floating deck I lmao. It was like her feet suddenly were glued down.
The two that are together are in for a very long cranky charter season. They don;t know how to work together.
Adam was in the midst of every chef’s worst nightmare. Georgia has a good attitude toward learning, but I think she should be aware that carrying plates diner style or on a tray are a basic part of service and Adam would assume they know how to do it.
Only one guest said the salad had no flavor. Don’t smoke right before (and while) you eat, bitch. Maybe THEN your tastebuds will work.
Paget is an ass. He is a classic Svengali. I hope Ciara has an opportunity SOON to see how a functional couple treats each other.
It is not the chef’s place to tell the stew what to do and how to do it beyond what the dishes are, when to serve them, etc. Unlike someone here who seems to think the chef is practically the captain of the ship, his purview is the kitchen, the chief stew is in charge of the entire interior. So the chef needs to just shut up and put out great food and leave the stewing to the stews.
Love this crew so far, the guests are pieces of shit! Now, I’m a fat lady also, but that stupid fat drunk twat got on my nerves something fierce.
I liked how Captain Glenn just laughed at her trying to tell him how sailing works.
Appreciating Captain Glenn. Liking Madison. Disliking Paget. Okay with pampered chef Adam. Reserving judgement on the rest.