Now that the Oscars are over, I’m all set to do tonight’s RHOA recap. Sorry I am late. I was having a really good day and then the members of the academy decided not to listen to the nominees for best song and just go with a name they new. Now I am just disappointed. So let’s get this done so we can move on to the Shahs of Sunset recap. Actually, the Oscars are not quite over yet. Joaquin Pheonix is on the teevee whines about drinking milk. I am not making this up. He basically accepted his Oscar to discuss the horrors of milk in coffee. Spare me the explanation in comments please and thank you.
I am not feeling this entire scene with Kenya. Sorry Kenya, you are the one that is being the cunt. You are being a cunt to Tanya. Tanya! Who is not a threat to anyone. Then she is a cunt to Cynthia who is supposed to be her BFF. Kenya is just calling Tanya names. It’s not entertaining. It’s mean and disrepectful. There may be times to be mean and disrespectful to someone, but this is not one of those times.
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Then in walks Shiana, “aka the cookie lady who says that Tanya’s man was coming on to her.” There is absolutely no need for this type of behavior, Kenya. All the woman did was bring your wig back like you asked. You set this shit up just to have someone to go after. Even Cynthia is over Kenya’s behavior. The cookie lady was just some bullshit.
More Therapy With Dennis & Porsha
Do we really need this? Did Porsha just say she has never been cheated on in a serious relationship? Did she forget about Kordell’s little friends? I didn’t. There seemed to be a lot of them, allegedly. Dennis thinks that Porsha has her own issues to deal with. He doesn’t seem to think it is all about his wandering dick. Oh and once a cheater, always a cheater. He’s already been back at it again.
CHillin’ In LA
Cynthia is apparently in LA to visit Mike Hill for two Weeks. She tells Mike all about the incident with the cookie lady. He may care even less about that situation than I do. And I don’t care about it at all.
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Mike has a big dinner party and all the other guests seem to be attractive females. That is interesting. Where does he meet all of the girls? Why doesn’t he have many male friends? Cynthia can find out if she reads his tell-all book. Mike says writing his book has made him a better man. He realizes from writing it all out that he was a cheater and a POS. Now he is reformed.
Mike’s daughter is in the kitchen for the adult party where Mike said all sorts of things that didn’t seem to sit well with her. He said way to much about his former relationships, including her mother, in front of her. She goes to her room and Mike and Cynthia go to check on her. The daughter starts sobbing and they just both walk out and leave her crying.
Marc Daly Seems….Off
Marc is going to hold a charity event and he is um, very “hyped up” about it. Something is a bit off with this guy.
Kandi Wants To Get Back Into Acting
I’ve seen her in a Hallmark movie at least once. With the baby coming in two months, this is probably not the best time to start taking a lot of acting roles. Kandi wanted Kaela’s room for the new baby. So with Kaela off in NYC doing her thing, Kandi is ready to pack her things and move them out of the room. I am sure Kaela is thrilled about that.
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Then, Kandi tells Todd that Mama Joyce told her she is leaving he stuff to Riley because she is worried that if anything happened to Kandi she’s worried Todd would not take care of her. Also, she wants her house of of Kandi’s name so that Todd can’t take half if something happens to Kandi. I don’t see the big deal with either of those issues.
Well, if you opted to watch the Oscars tonight, you made the right move. Not a damn thing happened on RHOA.
Next week: Eva has contractions while filming a scene. Nene has and even and Kenya doesn’t plan to go. My back is giving me some trouble so I am going to lay down and worry about Shahs of Sunset tomorrow.
Let me know what you thought about this episode in comments. Did I miss anything important?
How the fuck is Kenya coming for Tanya and he fiancé when her “husband” lives in another state?!
Because of the way Kenya treated Tanya, I thoroughly enjoyed watching how Marc treated Kenya. Karma baby!
Exactly!!!
Not nice of [email protected] He treated her like a fly on the wall! They deserve each other! Mean Folks!
Exactly…..Kenya is so so mean. If Tanya was a friend of mine there is no way I would sit there and let her be called bitch, c#@#, or have this lady disrespect her. For someone that claims to have so much class Kenya’s behavior was anything but.
She’s so miserable in her sham marriage she has to try and bring others who are happy in their relationships down.
You would think she would not put such negative energy in embarrassing another woman and her relationship. Noooo, she’s going to do whatever she can to secure her spot for season 13. And that clip of her and Marc walking hand in hand was so staged. 🙄that elementary pettiness Tanya gave us didn’t deserve the fire from hell Kenya gave Tanya. Million dollar business….PLEASE!
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The episode was boring. Kenya is mean and trying to deflect from her domestic situation, Mike had no business running from his daughter’s room to get back to the camera. These housewives shows are getting beyond tired. The only one I’m looking forward to is Potomac.
It was boring!!!. I ffwd all scenes.. so tired of Porsha and Dennis. He cheated you took him back. THE END. Cynthia and her opportunist boyfriend.”Boring” he rubs me the wrong way. They always hustling something. Candi YAWN!!!. It’s the same old played out scences and storylines. Even with NENE its boring.
Back problems seriously suck ass. We aren’t quite designed to tall on two legs yet. Hoping this day finds you well and gives you moments of beauty and wonder to sustain you. ❤️
*walk. God damn it I hate typos.
I am OK with following the TT recaps and not watching the show. I thought bringing back Kenya was a CRASS mistake and I was correct.
Sorry, but actions like this is why Kenya earned her peach back. She went hard and is bringing it. I’m glad she’s back!
Ugh, Kenya. She is gross. Can you imagine the explosion if one of the women brought Marc’s alleged side chick around?
This is the Kenya I can’t stand. Throwing Cynthia under the bus, and bringing the cookie lady….she was just nasty to Tanya.
Kenya’s actions are disgusting. If a man called you a bitch and a [email protected]#*&, it would be seen as a foul gesture of disrespect. Why would you or any woman feel it is acceptable to use those disgusting words towards one another. #bitchisafemaledog #notacompliment #selfrespect
The name calling was so unnecessary. Kenya has the vocabulary (unlike Nene) to really slice though someone without the gutter talk. Cynthia wasn’t so innocent in the cookie lady incident. She likes to hide behind others after she’s stirred the sh*t behind the scenes. NeNe wasn’t all the way wrong about Cynthia’s personality.
Tamara Judd made us all aware that this is scripted and if so I think it’s shameful that as black women over 40 the majority of them on Atlanta housewives act in this manner instead of trying to lift one another up it seems like they tear each other down Kenya truly is a beautiful woman but to me she make herself look so ugly on this show, I do understand that we all have those that we like and dislike but I do know this instead of getting rid of nini you shouldn’t have never brought Kenya back
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She is just mean and as Ne Ne once called one of the house wives # A Monkey With A Wig On! She is a bully to Females ! But The Men in her life past and present! Wipe the floor with her!
Right! Because Linnethia is such a champion of women and a beacon of light. This is hilarious. I wouldn’t expect a NeNe fan to understand the psychology of people who have never had a central figure in their lives e.g. parents/parent. If Kenya is a monkey with a wig on then Linnethia is a warthog with a wig on.
Not such a fan of Ne Ne, And definitely not a fan of Kenya, As the story line is that neither of the two was raised by their Mothers Nor Fathers! Moore! Like by Wolves!
Wolves are very loving and caring toward their young. Wolves are loyal and noble animals. Even jackals and hyenas could do a better job raising their young. If dingos REALLY DID eat babies, I would say these RHs were all dingos raised by dingos.
I really believe it’s all panto with Kenya.She understands It’s a tv show and is there to entertain, and boy does she do it well!
She’s mastered reality tv in a way VERY few other reality stars have been able to.( In fact, it’s hard for me to even name another right off the bat)
(Edit: how could I forget, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard, the one who pretty much created the blueprint for reality star.)
Are her actions and behavior unacceptable/ vile? Yeah 100%… In real life..but this isnt ‘real life’… it’s reality tv, and it has different rules.
And I’m not saying events/ actions that happen on reality tv can’t and don’t have very ‘in real life ‘ consequences/effects on these peoples lives ( just ask the ones who have done prison time/ gotten divorced)
But at the end of the day, these are grown adults, and this is what they signed up for ( whether they fully understand it or not).
So it’s hard for me to feel sorry for them.
Even tonight , When Kenya threw Cynthia under the bus, I was like ” woah, that’s not cool, they are suppose to be friends irl”
But then I realized Cynthia basically did the same thing to Kenya in basically pinning this whole situation on her ( and solely on her ).
And the fact that they are still cool with each other , inclines me to believe they are all( cyn, kandi, Kenya) in on it .
Also, saw an interview last night where Kenya was asked who she would like to become a full-time housewife (if Nene were to be axed ) and she said Tanya because ” she brings the quirk but also has a dark side to her “.
I really believe Tanya served a blow to Kenya , in a way no one has been able to in a long time …Or ever? (Nene definitely has never been able to, perhaps Phaedra with the Apollo storyline?)
It definitely wasn’t just about calling her out for wearing wigs, it had/has the potential of doing damage to her business , and I think Tanya was aware of that.
There is a possibility we’ve been sleeping on Tanya. Kenya definitely seems to think so.
Which goes back to my comment about her truly understanding reality tv.
She appreciates the challenge/ a worthy foe.
Kenya wearing a wig has no effect on her haircare line whatsoever.
It was obvious Kenya was wearing a wig that day. She wasn’t fooling anyone. Black women wear protective styles all of the time. That wig was not going to do any damage to her brand. She was just being hysterical for the cameras.
I’m really out of my league when it comes to this topic( Kenya’s hair care line/wigs ), so I’ll take y’alls word for it. I guess as a non consumer it just came off as if Tanya was trying to discredit her( even from the episode before this one ).
Ok – not that I miss her – but isn’t Nene getting paid a gazillion dollars. Does she get paid whether she films or not? I love the dynamic of this current group, sans Nene. Love Tanya and her energy. She plays well with others – even when shading.
Housewives are only paid for episodes they appear on. UNLESS YOU ARE NENE LEAKES. She got it in her contract for this season that she would be paid for all episodes whether she was on them or not. This was to cover the first few episodes she missed while she was negotiating and even HUGER contract for this season. It’s unbelievable how much Nene’s attorney can get Bravo to agree to.
HOWEVER, Nene is NOT happy that she is not in a lot of episodes after she agreed to film. They are paying her for those too, like last night. But she is pissed that she is not on all the episodes after she returned. It makes her seem irrelevant. But this week we certainly learned that these ladies can’t really hold out attention this season.
This episode sucked. Was it because Nene wasn’t there? I really don’t know. What do y’all think?
I think nene has ran her course … She isn’t someone I love or love to hate anymore. I always find myself skipping through her individual scenes. ( perhaps it’s not her fault and more so her lack of family memebers to film with.. beside Greg who isn’t very entertaining) so unless she brings it in every single group scene here on out.( Including the reunion). I can personally do without her
The storylines are terrible and exhausting period – with Nene or without her. I prefer to never see her on my TV again. The cookie lady story line was terrible and really not much to it. The wig incident was just over the top. Kenya should’ve played into it by wearing a Marlo wig to the brunch and twirling around maniacally (Kandi’s dungeon anyone?). Porcha and Dennis, yawn. He really is trash. Mike’s scene with his daughter was cringe worthy. He’s showing what a fame whore he really is.
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No, no, no and no!!!!!! Ne Ne is NOT missed whatsoever on show. I don’t have to see her AT ALL!!!! The less of her, the better. None of her, EVEN better.
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I miss Nene. The story lines are drab. I’m not into the baby scenes. I can do that with my grandson. It’s something about Nene that keeps everything drama-filled and the story lines moving. The other ladies are just boring and cannot bring it. Kenya does, but we don’t want to see mental health issues and evilness. That girl has too much going on to allow the show to tarnish her image. I miss Nene, Sharay, and Phaedra. Boy, those were the days. They always had something going on to help the community. These girls make boring road trips, mistreat each other, and are self-serving.
Praytell, what did those three do to help the community?
😂😂😂😂, Really? And the three you named are the worst ones ever!!!!! I agree with Tamara….soooooooo, what exactly have those three done for the community???
You miss Sheree, Nene and Creonta. Ma’aaaaaam I just…
NeNe got her attorney to get her all those dollar bills but Bravo is letting her know, gurl fuck you. I believe they are simply keeping her “name” for the show but they are definitely sending her a message. This episode was boring but not because NeNe was not on it, I can’t quite put my finger on it. It seemed like they just chopped and screwed it.
I j’adore Kenya like no other but I was not pleased with her this episode. She brought guns, knives, brass knuckles to a fight where her opponent simply had on lace gloves not even boxing gloves. It was too much. However, I can be objectice enough to note thay had she not blown Tanya up this episode…what else wouod we be talking about ? Kenya Moore understands reality television beyond any other reality tv star however at timew, she can draw it back. She is certainly laying her cards on the table and trust, her negotiation for next season will shoot her straight back up to one of the highest paid housewives. Say what you want, that lady knows television and entertainment. She knows exactly what she is doing. As mad as I was at her this episode, play chess not checkers Kenya. I see you Detroit Barbie 👀. Tanya was not ready but Kenya knows that Tanya is one of the only ones intellectually who can spar with besides Eva. I just wish Tanya would get off NeNe and Marlo’s saggy tits and forge her own way on the show.
The problem is Kenya is not entertaining. No one enjoyed that mean girl act she put on. She’s just ridiculous at this point. The few fans she has left always claim she’s so smart and she knows what she’s doing but in reality she’s just a bitter aging beauty queen desperately trying to hang on to her D list fame.
Sweetie, they have all had mean girl moments. And you are a damn lie, Kenya Moore is entertaining. And I will never understand trying to diminish her accomplishments. She’s aging gracefully and at 49, she looks 29. Where is your crown madam ? Be clear darling, the only RHOA who was and will always he A-list on that show is Kandi B. No one knew of any of the other ladies therefore D-list or Z-list, atleast she was on a list prior to the show unlike the other ladies. You can never come for Kenya’s intelligence or beauty and those are facts.
You were dead on about Kenya creating that plot just so she could flare up at Tanya. She’s doing her damnedest to stay on the show. The peach needs to go to Tanya. Much rather see her positive energy, lifting folks up.
I was so bothered by the scene with Mike’s daughter 🙁 she was heartbroken hearing all that unneccesary crap that was said and Mike just walked out of the room after 5 seconds. Asshole. I dont have high hopes for him and Cynthia ….
Kenya was just WRONG. So vulgar and mean. She is so insecure about whats going on with Marc that she’s going off on Tanya for no reason. I felt bad for Tanya.
I would love to watch an entire episode that was just Eva and her beautiful family together. They seem so genuinely happy and loving. And those kids are ADORABLE 🙂
I am watching Wendy Williams right now and she is dong a segment about this. Apparently, the Internet trolls have come for Cookie Lady’s cookies. They are all over the Internet and the reviews of her cookie shop rippiing her a new one and telling her that her cookies suck. “I’ve had better cookies in jail…” ROFLMAO… NO THEY DID NOT!
Oh Yes They Did! Well That Is How The #CookieCrumbles😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Nooooo, I am deceased. She should’ve stayed baking because they are roasting and frying her to hell and back.
In POSSIBLE defense of Mike Hill. If I were his daughter, I would not have wanted cameras watching me when I was that distraught. If I were her parent, I would have gone out with cameras following me, then gone back in as soon as they were gone.