Now that the Oscars are over, I’m all set to do tonight’s RHOA recap. Sorry I am late. I was having a really good day and then the members of the academy decided not to listen to the nominees for best song and just go with a name they new. Now I am just disappointed. So let’s get this done so we can move on to the Shahs of Sunset recap. Actually, the Oscars are not quite over yet. Joaquin Pheonix is on the teevee whines about drinking milk. I am not making this up. He basically accepted his Oscar to discuss the horrors of milk in coffee. Spare me the explanation in comments please and thank you.
I am not feeling this entire scene with Kenya. Sorry Kenya, you are the one that is being the cunt. You are being a cunt to Tanya. Tanya! Who is not a threat to anyone. Then she is a cunt to Cynthia who is supposed to be her BFF. Kenya is just calling Tanya names. It’s not entertaining. It’s mean and disrepectful. There may be times to be mean and disrespectful to someone, but this is not one of those times.
Then in walks Shiana, “aka the cookie lady who says that Tanya’s man was coming on to her.” There is absolutely no need for this type of behavior, Kenya. All the woman did was bring your wig back like you asked. You set this shit up just to have someone to go after. Even Cynthia is over Kenya’s behavior. The cookie lady was just some bullshit.
More Therapy With Dennis & Porsha
Do we really need this? Did Porsha just say she has never been cheated on in a serious relationship? Did she forget about Kordell’s little friends? I didn’t. There seemed to be a lot of them, allegedly. Dennis thinks that Porsha has her own issues to deal with. He doesn’t seem to think it is all about his wandering dick. Oh and once a cheater, always a cheater. He’s already been back at it again.
CHillin’ In LA
Cynthia is apparently in LA to visit Mike Hill for two Weeks. She tells Mike all about the incident with the cookie lady. He may care even less about that situation than I do. And I don’t care about it at all.
Mike has a big dinner party and all the other guests seem to be attractive females. That is interesting. Where does he meet all of the girls? Why doesn’t he have many male friends? Cynthia can find out if she reads his tell-all book. Mike says writing his book has made him a better man. He realizes from writing it all out that he was a cheater and a POS. Now he is reformed.
Mike’s daughter is in the kitchen for the adult party where Mike said all sorts of things that didn’t seem to sit well with her. He said way to much about his former relationships, including her mother, in front of her. She goes to her room and Mike and Cynthia go to check on her. The daughter starts sobbing and they just both walk out and leave her crying.
Marc Daly Seems….Off
Marc is going to hold a charity event and he is um, very “hyped up” about it. Something is a bit off with this guy.
Kandi Wants To Get Back Into Acting
I’ve seen her in a Hallmark movie at least once. With the baby coming in two months, this is probably not the best time to start taking a lot of acting roles. Kandi wanted Kaela’s room for the new baby. So with Kaela off in NYC doing her thing, Kandi is ready to pack her things and move them out of the room. I am sure Kaela is thrilled about that.
Then, Kandi tells Todd that Mama Joyce told her she is leaving he stuff to Riley because she is worried that if anything happened to Kandi she’s worried Todd would not take care of her. Also, she wants her house of of Kandi’s name so that Todd can’t take half if something happens to Kandi. I don’t see the big deal with either of those issues.
Well, if you opted to watch the Oscars tonight, you made the right move. Not a damn thing happened on RHOA.
Next week: Eva has contractions while filming a scene. Nene has and even and Kenya doesn’t plan to go. My back is giving me some trouble so I am going to lay down and worry about Shahs of Sunset tomorrow.
Let me know what you thought about this episode in comments. Did I miss anything important?