I am excited to get to this week’s 60 Days In Recap! This season is unusual because this jail is so bad that almost everyone has already tapped out and we are just getting started. I do not get how Sheriff Horton didn’t at least get the cell door locks fixed before he let the idiots into the jail. There is absolutely no safety at all for the inmates. The guards aren’t doing their jobs. So the inmates are literally running the jail!
For those of you looking for non-Bravo shows to watch, this is a REAL reality show. If you like Live PD you will like this season of 60 days in!
Where Is Your Head At?
This week they are sending in a guy named Tony. The cops seem to know him. The brief him on the to guys who left and the two idiots who are still in. The fill him in on Alex being in over his head, and Dennis’s head being up his ass. I love how it is Dennis who is trying to get all the TV time since the Sheriff talked to the girls about that and not the guys.
Oh! Tony is a correctional officer from the Fulton County Jail! Remember when we thought that was the worst jail ever? Tony says based on the mountains of contraband, there are definitely officers who are complicity with the smuggling. Tony is very confident. Let’s hope he makes it like he says he will.
Even Tony Is Appalled By The Etowah County Jail
Dennis feels disrespected by Chief Peek and Sheriff Horton. He’s an idiot, but he seems to be calming down. Alex is hungry so he is about to order a TON of commissary. That will probably get him killed. One of the regular inmates says it is not wise to order commissary at all. Alex order $75 of snacks.
Tony comes in an witnesses a fight in intake right away. He is totally unbothered. He just observes the others and learns a lot about them for later. Then he is off to his cell which is way more disgusting than anything in the Fulton County Jail.
I Would Kill For Some Peanut Butter
This could be the day that Alex dies. But I am thinking that maybe Tony will bail his ass out somehow. His commissary is about to arrive. Oh wait, Alex went and took off some of his commissary. While he was doing that, a big older white guy called Big Show comes up to warn him that he is about to get jumped. Alex seems much more calm about it than I gave him credit for.
Finally, the commissary is delivered. Dennis knows Alex is going to get jumped and he plans to do nothing about it. Somehow, Alex manages to get all his stuff into his cell. There seems to be a guard to let him in and out and lock the door behind him. Meanwhile, Tony is about to lay down the law with his cellmates. They all just agree to leave. Tony seems real cocky like he is gonna run the place. It remains to be seen if he is another Dennis or the real deal.
Ashley decided to do this while going through a divorce with her husband. He is packing his shit and making a run for it while she is out of his hair. She seems to be figuring this out finally. She is having a breakdown over the divorce. So far, she can’t stop crying long enough to be useful. To make matters worse, Officer Williams, her nemesis is back. She thought for sure she had gotten her fired. Ut oh.
It’s Mother’s Day and Officer Williams is trying her hardest to make the day even worse by taking away their free time. Shanese is freaking out because she can’t call her mother on Mother’s day. Shanese tries to reason with Officer Williams. Officer Williams is not interested in Shanese letting her know that everyone in the jail is not guilty. She just wants to call her mother. Officer Williams doesn’t give a fuck. She just likes having the power to make them upset. Plus when they are all on lockdown, she doesn’t have to do anything.
Later, Officer Williams lets a few women at a time out to shower. Ashley and Jennifer are out together but Shanese remains on lockdown. They talk through Shanese is ready go off on Officer WIlliams. Jennifer goes back to her room and prays. She also talks in tongues. Now, if you know about the Bible, you would know that you do not talk in tongues by yourself. Whenever someone talks in tongues, usually in church, God provides a interpreter to explain what the person who is talking in tongues is saying. I guess she hasn’t gotten to Corinthians yet. That said, I think as long as you are not in public you can talk to God in tongues as she is doing because presumably he speaks all languages. Anyway, enough about that.
Officer Williams Goes Off Her Rocker
When the next group of girls goes to the shower, a girl name Misty gets into it VERBALLY with Officer Williams. The Officer Williams sprayed a full can of mace in Misty’s face. Somehow the other guards knew that mace had been used and came in. Officer Williams starts screaming about how she doesn’t give a fuck about his job or her either. They take Misty to medical and then bring her back and lock her in her cell. Then Officer Williams goes on a rampage calling Misty a fat ass. She stand outside her cell taunting her.
After the women are all asleep, Asswipe Williams goes around with a pair of handcuffs and starts banging on a metal box outside of Misty’s door to be a bitch. Now this fool’s face is on camera. That means she signed a release and knows she is being filmed. She’s just that stupid. Then she kept turning the lights on and off all night long. She is the only employee in the entire pod. Ashley gives the signal. She wants to get the fuck out of there. Officer Williams just laughs and screams “Happy Mother’s Day!” She is one crazy bitch.
Next week the guys are all strip searched for some reason. Also, a fight breaks out in Tony’s pod between his two cellmates. Jennifer thinks Shanese is being too soft in jail. Tony and Dennis talk for the first time.