I’m going to bang out a short 60 Days In recap for y’all because I am going down for the count. I’ve been on a cleaning spree the last could of days and I am allergic to dust. Don’t get me wrong there is a ton of dust in my house every day, but when I clean it get all stirred up and makes my eyes and nose and throat but and for some reason it makes me sleepy the thing is I am only half way around the room and am afraid I am going to fall asleep. I’ve been up since 8:30. Anyway. The episode guide for this week says that the entire program is in jeopardy. Let’s see what is going on. May this will wake me up. I think I will take one of those sinus pills you have to show your ID for.
Shanese is losing it because she has no food that she can eat because she has Celiac disease. She is fine with the inmates but she is miserable because of the treatment by the guards. She is hoping to get commissary soon so she can eat.
Ashley’s marriage is likely headed for divorce. But they are not going to discuss it until she is out of jail. Later, two girls jumped another lady and were beating the living crap out of her. Ashley thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. What is wrong with these people. Ashley keeps looking into the camera saying she loves the fights. It is pissing a couple of inmates off. Then they all go on lockdown. The girls in the cell next to her know she is 60 Days In now.
Jennifer still doesn’t have bra and they don’t seem inclined to get one for her. They expect someone to bring her one. Ashley doesn’t have one either but she made herself one out of a bed sheet. She’s going to make one for Jennifer. I’d just let the girls flop in this situation. All the girls are in love with Jennifer. Another girl made Jennifer a bra. She’s gonna have a girl friend any minute now.
Alex and Dennis are the only two guys in there right now. Alex is clueless about the racial divisions and can’t figure out why Dennis (whose jail name is apparently Quincy) won’t hang with him. Also, he fucked up his cover story the first time he tried to tell it.
Quincy thinks he is some sort of badass and refused to listen to the guards. He doesn’t want to wear a shirt. Then the dumbass decides to volunteer to go to another Unit. There are no cameras in the other unit. He’s on his own. And he’s an idiot. He gets called in to talk to the head honchos and lies and says he was told to go there. He’s such a dick. They tell him to stop taking his shirt of for the cameras and acting a fool. Dennis tells Chief Peek not to raise his voice to him. He needs to be processed out. He acts like he is the boss of the sheriff. HE NEED TO GO NOW. He is going to get charges for real.
Next week: Alex orders way too much commissary. Dennis continues to be a prick. And the Sheriff brings in a new male for the men’s pod.