It’s Sunday night, aka the beginning of the new work week and that means a RHOA recap. My main problem with this season are there are too many women on the show. I would rather have fewer people with deeper storylines rather than a bunch of women filming in restaurants and spas. But that is what we get this season. Oh and every time I hear Nene say she is on a spiritual journey, I crack up.
Eva Marcille has the cutest kids. Her IG is just adorable. Marley doesn’t even know that Mike is not her bio dad. Eva is nervous about their law suit to get Marley’s last name changed. And they should be, the whole situation gets very dramatic. But they do get the name changed and Eva cries when she sees the official document.
Oh the girls are going for a spa day at that Korean (I think) spa I have always wanted to go to. Sadly, it is way to far out of my “cone of safety.” It is really far from my house. The girls all have to change into orange shirts and shorts and Marlo is immediately annoyed. They joke about looking like prisoners from Orange Is The New Black, and they totally do. I would not want to be having all these conversations while getting my feet rubbed. Hush, y’all.
Kenya is not present for unknown reasons. Eva is not present because she is very pregnant. The ladies start talking about Kenya Moore and her gossip about Paul cheating on Tanya with a “beautiful woman.” Tanya is more concerned with Kenya’s need to get all up in her uterus and demand she implants an egg immediately.
Then Tanya says that she has something on Kenya. There is a big buildup to this story. Apparently, Kenya left something behind in Toronto and asked Tanya to bring it back for here. In the package, there was a phone charger and a wig. Why is this such a big deal? They want Kandi to take the wig to Kenya. Tanya brought the wig to the spa. Tanya, girl, I thought you were smarter than this. You don’t need to tangle with Kenya Moore. Oh! I just realized Cynthia wasn’t there either. It’s easy to forget about Cynthia. I like her. But it’s true.
Now that Dennis is officially back with Porsha, he has to try to win over her mother and sister again. Her mom seems way more open to it than her sister does.
A family meeting has been called. Dennis’s mother will be there too. Porsha did not know she was coming. I guess he needed some backup. This should be drama. Oh, breaking news! I meant to tell you about this earlier. The other day, I saw a photo on Instagram with baby PJ with a huge smile! Personally, I find her resting stank face adorable.
Is It Too Late To Apologize?
Dennis gives a little speech with an apology. It seems pretty sincere. Dennis is upset that Porsha’s mother had blocked him on her phone. He couldn’t call her when she was babysitting PJ. Well, Dennis, actions have consequences. Lauren cries during the conversation. Porsha’s mom says that she was hurt by Dennis. Porsha said that she was hurt that Dennis’s mom didn’t reach out to her. Dennis wants to get the family back together. Porsha’s mom says Dennis needs to commit to being a family man for that to happen. Porsha cries. Then, Dennis cries.
Kandi, Kenya and Cynthia meet for lunch. Kandi is wearing a snake skin ensemble. That’s hilarious. This show always makes me HONGRY. The point of this scene is for Kandi to tell Kenya and Cynthia about the events of the spa day. Cynthia wonders why she wasn’t invited. Oh! Apparently, Cynthia told Tanya about the situation with “the cookie lady.”
These women can’t keep their traps shut about anything! Kandi talks about the girls making a huge ordeal about the wig and gives Kenya her wig back. Kenya is pissed that Tanya was mocking her for their conversations about IVF. So she starts talking about Paul’s lady friend again. Kenya says she is going to light up Tanya’s ass. Eva has a party for Marley to celebrate her name change. Kenya was not there, so of course wig gate was the topic of conversation. This is a ridiculous storyline.