It’s Sunday night, aka the beginning of the new work week and that means a RHOA recap. My main problem with this season are there are too many women on the show. I would rather have fewer people with deeper storylines rather than a bunch of women filming in restaurants and spas. But that is what we get this season. Oh and every time I hear Nene say she is on a spiritual journey, I crack up.
Eva Marcille has the cutest kids. Her IG is just adorable. Marley doesn’t even know that Mike is not her bio dad. Eva is nervous about their law suit to get Marley’s last name changed. And they should be, the whole situation gets very dramatic. But they do get the name changed and Eva cries when she sees the official document.
Spa Day!
Oh the girls are going for a spa day at that Korean (I think) spa I have always wanted to go to. Sadly, it is way to far out of my “cone of safety.” It is really far from my house. The girls all have to change into orange shirts and shorts and Marlo is immediately annoyed. They joke about looking like prisoners from Orange Is The New Black, and they totally do. I would not want to be having all these conversations while getting my feet rubbed. Hush, y’all.
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Kenya is not present for unknown reasons. Eva is not present because she is very pregnant. The ladies start talking about Kenya Moore and her gossip about Paul cheating on Tanya with a “beautiful woman.” Tanya is more concerned with Kenya’s need to get all up in her uterus and demand she implants an egg immediately.
Wig Gate!
Then Tanya says that she has something on Kenya. There is a big buildup to this story. Apparently, Kenya left something behind in Toronto and asked Tanya to bring it back for here. In the package, there was a phone charger and a wig. Why is this such a big deal? They want Kandi to take the wig to Kenya. Tanya brought the wig to the spa. Tanya, girl, I thought you were smarter than this. You don’t need to tangle with Kenya Moore. Oh! I just realized Cynthia wasn’t there either. It’s easy to forget about Cynthia. I like her. But it’s true.
Family Matters
Now that Dennis is officially back with Porsha, he has to try to win over her mother and sister again. Her mom seems way more open to it than her sister does.
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A family meeting has been called. Dennis’s mother will be there too. Porsha did not know she was coming. I guess he needed some backup. This should be drama. Oh, breaking news! I meant to tell you about this earlier. The other day, I saw a photo on Instagram with baby PJ with a huge smile! Personally, I find her resting stank face adorable.
Is It Too Late To Apologize?
Dennis gives a little speech with an apology. It seems pretty sincere. Dennis is upset that Porsha’s mother had blocked him on her phone. He couldn’t call her when she was babysitting PJ. Well, Dennis, actions have consequences. Lauren cries during the conversation. Porsha’s mom says that she was hurt by Dennis. Porsha said that she was hurt that Dennis’s mom didn’t reach out to her. Dennis wants to get the family back together. Porsha’s mom says Dennis needs to commit to being a family man for that to happen. Porsha cries. Then, Dennis cries.
Bye Wig!
Kandi, Kenya and Cynthia meet for lunch. Kandi is wearing a snake skin ensemble. That’s hilarious. This show always makes me HONGRY. The point of this scene is for Kandi to tell Kenya and Cynthia about the events of the spa day. Cynthia wonders why she wasn’t invited. Oh! Apparently, Cynthia told Tanya about the situation with “the cookie lady.”
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These women can’t keep their traps shut about anything! Kandi talks about the girls making a huge ordeal about the wig and gives Kenya her wig back. Kenya is pissed that Tanya was mocking her for their conversations about IVF. So she starts talking about Paul’s lady friend again. Kenya says she is going to light up Tanya’s ass. Eva has a party for Marley to celebrate her name change. Kenya was not there, so of course wig gate was the topic of conversation. This is a ridiculous storyline.
I just caught the episode live. Yes Kenya was being messy last week but Tanya is SUPER sensitive about Paul, remember last season in Japan where she got upset because someone said he wasn’t her husband, he’s not. There’s definitely something that triggers her about her relationship. Kenya didn’t even say Tanya last week so for her to jump to that assumption speaks volumes. The whole Kenya’s wig thing is annoying, she’s proven time and time again that she has long hair but wears hair pieces from time to time. It’s so silly
She didn’t make an assumption. Cynthia told tanya that Kenya was referring to her.
I guess that’s the issue. Kenya has always maintained she doesn’t wear wigs or weaves because her hair is so long and healthy. Anyone with eyes could see that was a lie but Kenya stay lying about trivial stuff. She is who she is.
Kenya wearing a wig still doesn’t change the fact that she has waist length hair lol.
She doesn’t have waist length hair. Her natural hair is just below her shoulders. She claims her products CAN give waist length hair. Yet…. hasn’t worked for her yet.
No it doesn’t change the length of her shoulder length hair but it does make her a liar. Especially when she claims things that not only aren’t true but can also be easily proven.
Kenya had long, beautiful hair even when she was a kid and long before weaves and realistic looking wigs were even available for black women. The fact that she wears wigs does not change that. Wearing wigs is a smart move for all of the RHOAs. If they had to constantly change hairstyles using their own hair, the ongoing manipulation of their hair would leave them bald. Kenya just needs to stop lying about never wearing wigs.
The storylines are ridiculous and so childish this season. I honestly don’t care about this Kenya and Tanya storyline, Kenya worry about your own damn man and beautiful baby. I feel like pressure from the network to be in a relationship and Porsha seeing some of the women in her life have baby’s and get married is the reason Porsha settled for Dennis and is going through what she’s going through right now. If she would’ve waited for her time to find the right man to marry and have children with then she probably wouldn’t be going through this but she rushed and found the first hotdog she could find to keep up with everybody else. If Nene comes back full time or at all next season I’ll be surprised and Eva probably won’t be back at all.
RHOA is turning into RHOBH. Panty gate, Late gate, Puppy gate, Wig gate. Do any of these sound like actual problems you’d have with your “friends” for months on end? Really?
This is the 4th Nene-less episode of the season. She got a sweet financial deal being paid whether or not she’s in an episode. But I’ll bet she’s still not happy being left out of so many. It feels like Marlo/Tanya are main cast members and Nene is FOH this season, at least based on screen time.
Actually, it is the 5th. She missed the first 3 episodes of the season and another one after. I believe maybe the 6th or 7th episode and this one. I do not believe Nene will be there next season. She has made some at Bravo mad.
Oh Dee, PLEASE STOP BEING SENSIBLE AND THINKING LOGICALLY. Nene was paid for the episodes she was not in this season and got a raise even though it wasn’t time while holding out on production to do it. Then the episode where she and Kenya nearly came to blows they had the highest rated episode of the season, just a touch over 2 milllion viewers, and she is already making noises like she needs more money.
And the idiots at Bravo will likely give it to her. Production is very pleased with Nene AND KENYA (that rarely happens) this season. Bravo has no sense of reason.
The less NeNe the better. She was on Dr. Oz a few days ago. The end up was NeNe’s health emergency.
After an eternity of Poor Me’ing over being Greg’s Cancer Caregiver, it was Commmmmming up.
Guess what it was… As I was telling the TV it was “Head Up Her Ass Syndrome,” It came on … HEMORRHOIDS! Big emergency.
The epitome of hyperbolic exaggeration for dramatic effect. It was so boring, I couldn’t stay wake to see what to do. Zzzzzzzzzz
It’s a Nene-less episode and I love it.
It was refreshing that the party Eva had for her little girl was in a pizza place and not some over the top place.
I thought the same thing. Very prescient with the RHNJ coming up where pretentious and insecure Jennifer calls Jackie cheap for having a child’s birthday party at a pizza place.
I know, loved it…
Michael is an amazing father. I wish him and Eva nothing but the best. He is a special person (in a good way).
I love Eve storyline. Real issues and not that high school stuff, thank you Eve and Michael.
Porsha and Tanya were on WWHL afterward. Porsha seems to have gained a few IQ points.
On tomorrow’s WWHL, Jerry O’Connell will be on with (PUKE!) Ashton. Jerry is a big fan of Capt. Lee, so it should be interesting. I hope Jerry reams him a new asshole. If I could call in, I would tell Ashton if he is still tired of working so hard to get his dick sucked, he should take lessons from Ron Jeremy!
Maybe Ashton should just go to the Round-Up
Wrong comment section. But HYSTERICAL. Best comment of the day.
Porsha and Tanya were on WWHL afterward. Porsha seems to have gained a few IQ points.
On tomorrow’s WWHL, Jerry O’Connell will be on with (PUKE!) Ashton. Jerry is a big fan of Capt. Lee, so it should be interesting. I hope Jerry reams him a new asshole. If I could call in, I would tell Ashton if he was tired of working so hard to get his dick sucked, he should take lessons from Ron Jeremy!
What is up with the music on RHOA?! It comes across more like Love and Hip Hop rather than a housewives show. Not a fan.
I totally agree…
Somewhere in Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s wig are happy they aren’t part of wiggate. I’m tired of bravo use (insert something dumb) gate. how about they focused on Hiringgate or find interesting people to be on the show gate. Child!!
By the way is Wig moving to Arizona or California?
When I saw the preview, I honestly thought that Tanya had some tea about Kenya’s marriage. A wig is what she had? So disappointing!
That wig tea of Tanya was so childish and very petty.
Did anyone notice that Porsha seemed out of it on Watch What Happens Live last night?
I look forward to watching Eva and her lovely family. I also enjoy watching Marlo, Porsha, Cynthia and Brooklyn. Everyone else makes me side eye.
No Nene is like manna from heaven. I could watch the babies have a play date forever everything else is old hat. If Eva leaves next season what the hell is going to happen? Cynthia, I love but no life to speak of. Kenya & Marc is just plain sad considering that beautiful child they share. Kandi my favorite but Momma Joyce Todd & Riely bore me to tears Until Nene attacks production they have no show to speak of !
This whole Porsha lineup thing is tiresome. I do not like her. Not at all, And this story line is tired. I hate it. I turned it off. I like nothing about her since she became violent. What the fuck is wrong with Bravo that it celebrates these violent women?