Um hi! I know it is three pm. Let me explain. I never went to bed last night. I don’t know why. I watched a bunch of happy shit on Hallmark Murder and Mystery overnight. It’s usually lots of Hart to Hart late at night and I miss the shows that are that sweet. It’s like a Real Housewives antidote. I think I may be addicted to TV like the kids that are addicted to that Fortnite game. My TV never goes off. But it has been paused for a while so I can listen to Outkast, Aquemini. On reply. That was an important time in my life.
Anyway, I have shit to tell you… let me see if I can find it all.
Don’t believe the shit Andy Cohen spews from his ratchet radio show.
RHOC taping has been delayed until early next month. They are getting the Southern Charm treatment because the show sucks and the casting pool sucks too. Producers are filming test scenes with Braunwyn. There will be a new showrunner and a new story team to freshen the show up. Despite the “shake up” rumors the cast will stay mostly in tact. They have sent out pick up letters FINALLY. But even my source is not sure who is getting what. I am not even sure the new showrunner or the story team knows. It’s a fucking disaster.
My sources say the upcoming season is going to be “boring.” That means I might like it. They are done with regular filming but they have a LOT of pick up scenes left to film.
Shake That Load Off!
Sorry, this is my favorite Outkast song… playing now. I have no idea why everyone is mad at Denise Richards. She works A LOT for that ocean front house acting. The ladies went to see Erika this week on Broadway on her hubby’s private jet. No Denise and no Garcelle. No biggie they are not close with Erika. But Erika cried when they all greeted her at curtain call with flowers. Kyle got sick on the trip but whatever it was a shot a prednisone seemed to cure her as she was dancing on the plane ride back.
Shahs of Sunset
Shahs is finally coming back. Nema got cut out of a lot of the promos. Are we finally going to stop pretending he is straight? It looks like a great season. It will air on Sundays following RHOA so the suits clearly like this season.
Adam and Reza are in a bad place for real. It seems that MJ might mention this on the show so Reza decides to disclose MJ’s personal medical problems while she is in ICU. Tommy tries to kill Reza but he his like a little bitch and called the cops. Sigh.
My sources say that Kathryn And Thomas are just cordially co-parenting. It’s bullshit that they are getting back together. It was a large party in Charleston. A picture in public means nothing. All of those people in the photo at some point had the last name Ravenel. Relax.
Thomas is still sort of not really part of Dawn’s lawsuit against Bravo and production. He will not be back. I mean they can’t be that desperate can they? Thomas was one of the few people FIRED from a Bravo show. Usually they are just not renewed. They told him not to tell anyone he was fired. Because legally that would look bad for Thomas. So the joint lawsuit with his alleged “rape victim.” Is kind of ridiculous at this point. Raise your hand if you would agree to being co-defendents with your “alleged” rapist? Do I believe Dawn? Yes. Do I think she sold out? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
Y’all know I don’t recap on this consistently but I know how the whole season works out. So it makes it hard to recap. It’s either going to be the worst or best season EVER. Also ask me about the casting process later. Oh and the marriage license thing.
Oh Yeah, I am already getting filming news. I was just too deep in the crazy to post it. Thanks to my source. So for my grand finale today… I give you my newest source…
My husband and I and two friends went to a bar called Prohibition last night, they had signs up saying that they were filming an unnamed project and made everyone sign waivers that we were okay with being filmed and wouldn’t take pictures and such. Everyone knew that they were filming the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and we had it confirmed by one of the performers.
Prohibition is a very popular bar with burlesque performances by both male and female dancers, production reserved nearly half the bar for the filming which made the rest of us have to cram into an area not nearly large enough to accommodate the tables and everyone who was left standing. It looked like they were filming a party of some sort as there were at least twenty people in the group being filmed, one couple arrived early and was alone for at least half an hour before anyone showed up, once the bulk of the group arrived they moved out onto the dance floor to talk to each other and ended up holding up the start of the performance for nearly forty minutes.
Wait No Fights Broke Out?
At one point one of the managers told the emcee to “get them off the fucking dance floor and start the show.” Some ladies enjoyed the show much more than others, one even asked for the first male performer to come back and dance so she could “make it rain” on him. In Utah we have very strict laws about stripping and you aren’t allowed to touch the dancers or hand them money, so she ended up throwing a large stack of ones on him while he danced, and one of the other ladies stroked the back of one of the female dancers and the emcee had to remind them that there was no touching allowed.
A few ladies looked like they would rather have been anywhere else than watching a burlesque performance, but there didn’t seem to be any drama between the women, there were a few serious looking conversions and as usual with Bravo several women showed up very late, but no fights broke out.
Pretty sure that is one of the story writers running out there to tell them their lines. Because, reality TV. Mary-Ellis Bunim is clearly rolling over in her grave over the entire Bravo channnel. It’s one thing to put a bug in someone’s ear. It’s another to write out a story book and dash out and tell the contestants what to do. All the Bravo fucks need to watch SEASON ONE OF REAL WORLD OVER AND OVER. That is reality TV. Not this misogynistic shit that sets women back for decades. Y’all need to figure out why you like the WOMEN NOT SUPPORTING WOMEN SHIT. Or maybe, I’m just old.