Hey y’all. I almost made this just a discussion forum instead of a real RHOA recap tonight. As many of you know the cheese is sliding off my sandwich a bit over here. My anxiety and depression is becoming unmanageable and I am ready to try meds again. I guess. Also, you guys are always raving about CBD oil. I’d like to know who company you have found success with for me and for Banjo. He’s not doing well either, I’ve completely messed up his feeding/outdoor schedule and unlike me, he is very regimented. 🙂
Anyway. I was talking to my best source this week and apparently this is a pivotal episode and perhaps the last time we see Yovanna. Also, Nene is crowing to production that “her episode” got them 2 million views and she’s like ANOTHER raise. If you are like me you are wondering WTF “her episode” was. I’m to crazy to care at the moment.
We start with Dennis proposing. Check out this blind item. I guess for the second proposal after you cheat on your fiancée while she is pregnant you propose on two knees. Whatevia. Moving on. Back on the bus, Porsha denies the claims from Tasha K that Dennis is into animal porn. I believe Tasha K. I don’t know why, I just like her. Kandi and Kenya are not buying this whole engagement thing. My struggle bus is worse than this struggle bus. Thinks move on to #SnakeGate. Thank God I think this all ends with this episode.
But first, we have a meeting where the RHOA are ready to go in on Yovanna. Marlo tries to cover for Yovanna. Because production used Marlo and Yovanna as bone carriers in the beginning of the season when no one wanted to film with Nene. Much of that ended up being edited out. Yovanna was essentially edited out of a lot of things. Production was unhappy with Yovanna. Yovanna was not paid much at all for this season. Like maybe five percent of what Nene made.
Titties Hanging Out And Errythang!
RIght when this is all going down, Nene walks in drunk? high? with here tit hanging out. On a positive note at least she is not wearing a white Hanes T-shirt for men. I love Eva. I need more Eva. Everyone gets testy over the recording situation. EVEN CYNTHIA! Did a backbone come with Mike’s proposal because she finally got one from some damn where. And she “whatever bitches” Marlo. Girl, Marlo will sliced you up without hesitation. Somehow in all the screaming, Nene makes it seem like we are seeing a new Cynthia. This is who Cynthia is according to Nene. Girl. bye.
Kandi is the sanest person in the room as usual. Kenya is being a drama queen again. Yovanna is eventually outed as the snake. But first Yovanna calls out Dennis for being a snake and Porsha is NOT having it. I am slow on the uptake here but Porsha wants to fight Yovanna. By the way none of these bitches wanted to film with Yovanna in the first place. Marlo calls Cynthia a bald headed scallywag as she flees from the whole drama. For some damn reason Nene goes chasing after Cynthia. Nene finally admits that Yovanna is the snake. Also WTF is Marlo wearing. She has some sort of a see through covering over a black bra and panties.
This is impossible to recap or follow. It’s a hot mess up in here (up in heah). Oh my. Yovanna starts screaming to Porsha about Dennis fucking animals. And. It. Is ON. Meanwhile, Nene and Cynthia are in the hallway talking about basically nothing. Then suddenly everyone is in the hallway. I can’t believe I didn’t have anyone in this hotel looking out the peephole. When they went to the Four Seasons in Hawaii I had like six people contact me who were on the same floor. Can you imagine being on vacation on the floor when all of this was going down? They must of taken the whole floor of this hotel, otherwise someone would have contacted me.
Then somehow right in the middle of the episode. Kenya and Nene are back in the same room, apparently Marlo’s room when things get physical AGAIN and security has to break them up. REALLY? Clearly Bravo pays Nene to physically attack people. And why Nene thinks we want to see her saggy tits is beyond me. Somehow, Tanya missed the whole thing. So, now Nene gets to tell her story to Tanya.
Oh, We Practically Forgot About Carnival
Porsha brings the brown juice as usual. Cynthia doesn’t want to be around Marlo, yet she must. For once everyone is having fun with Nene gone. Especially, Tanya. God this feels like the longest episode ever. Cynthia hates Marlo. And Nene.
Oh noe. I am not prepared for a dinner. Oh great,, I am behind and apparently not watching the DVRed version. Oh also my source says Kenya wears a wig for the first time on this episode. Interesting. Apparently this is the scene. Marlo apologizes to Cynthia for her drunken remarks. She seems sincere and Cynthia accepts her apology. Or not. Marlo’s passport was found. Then Marlo calls out Kenya for wearing a wig. LOL. Shit Happens. Oddly this is going well. Since Nene is not there. Kenya is jealous over Tanya’s happiness. So she is being messy.
Then she basically tell Tanya her man is cheating. Kenya implies that Tanya’s man has two phones.
And that is all I can do for you tonight. I promise I am trying to get myself together.