This RHOA recap is going to be late because I got sucked into the Golden Globes. I am going to recap now for a bit and then get back to the Golden Globes watch party. So let’s start where we ended last week with the fake fight about Kenya spoiling a proposal that everyone already knew was going to happen. Then, off we go to a Carnival showcase. It looks like a lot of fun and everyone had a great time.
Afterward, Kandi gets dragged into Nene’s room with Nene, Yovanna and Marlo. The topic appears to be Kenya. But Kandi quickly changes the subject in an attempt to find out who the snake is. Someone knows on the door and Nene orders Yovanna to answer it. Of course Yovanna jumps right up to let Tanya in. Then Kandi asks Nene if she leaked her not to Cynthia to the blogs. Nope. I am quite sure that was Kenya.
The next day the ladies pick out their costumes for Carnival. There is not much material to any of them. Nene and Eva are both leaving Toronto early. Nene has a comedy show, Eva has a charity event. So before that happens they have to fight.
Oh wait, Nene is trying to gain another ally. She wants to make up with Eva. Eva is not having it. She is still pissed that Nene wore a mic for their private conversation last season. Nene has been told by production to go on an apology tour. She doesn’t mean any of this.
The Fearless And The Fearful
Then we are off to go bungee jumping. It seems like they are going to do an “edge walk” and walk around a ledge on the outside of the building. But first, Yovanna tries to encourage Porsha to make up with Nene. I should mention that Nene has been in a white men’s shirt for nearly every scene. Nene refuses to try the edge walk and Eva is pregnant so instead they take a glass elevator to the top. They are both terrified. I would be too. This tower is crazy high!
Kandi is fearless on the ledge. FEARLESS. Nene is afraid to sit by the window for drinks in the revolving sky lounge. But, somehow talking trash about the other girls is her coping mechanism. Kenya did great on the ledge. Porsha overcame her fears. In the end everyone was proud of themselves for doing it.
The Dennis And Porsha Drama Ends
Dennis sent flowers to Porsha’s room. Wait! When did Tanya get engaged? Her fiancé, Paul, shows up with Dennis in tow. He’s going to repropose this episode.
Oh no. On the bus ride over to Tanya’s get together, Kenya does an imitation of Tanya. Remember when I said last week that Tanya is too perky and talks a mile a minute? Kenya was spot on. They must have the same writers for all of these shows. There has been a scene where the wives imitate each other on every franchise. Next, Porsha imitates Cynthia. She’s not that good at it. Kandi does a good job as Nene. Cynthia does Marlo. Eva imitates Yovanna. Yovanna does Porsha. That was the worst one.
Who Is The Snake?
Porsha, Kenya and Kandi decide to confront Yovanna for being the snake. Meanwhile, Cynthia and Nene act like they might get back on speaking terms. Yovanna is very suspect that the trio wants to talk to her. Yovanna thinks they are being fake. Because they are. Kenya’s talking heads through this conversation are hysterical.
Yovanna admits she knows who the snake is. The trio is pissed with Yovanna because she will not crack. So before we learn anything, Dennis shows up to propose.
To be continued… And FINALLY we get to the fight scene.