It’s time for part one of the reunion episodes for tonight’s RHOD recap. Thankfully it is only a two part reunion. I am tired of this crew. If there is another season of this franchise, and that’s a big if, I don’t see how LeeAnne keeps her job after this season.
The ladies look amazing! All six dresses are gorgeous. We don’t waste any time back stage and immediately get started with some bad news. Mama Dee couldn’t come because she broke her ankle and has had four surgeries. The birth mother of Bruin’s sibling lost the baby. Brandi seems pretty heartbroken over that.
Andy goes right after LeeAnne and her wedding. He asked a series of questions about the cost of her wedding and why she told a tabloid the wedding costs over $4 million. Kary told another site that LeeAnne probably only had $2,000 of her own money in the wedding. Everything was either borrowed or donated. Then there was a lot of discussion about the lack of food. LeeAnne tries to blame production for the five hour break. Andy calls her out on that lie. Andy seems to be not very happy with LeeAnne. Then he brought up Rich making comments about all the other women. It seems that people think LeeAnne is lying. Brandi said that Rich has made her uncomfortable before.
D’Andra still thinks that Rich cheated on LeeAnne. Rich also texted Jeremy and threatened to tell D’Andra all about “pretty Jessica.” LeeAnne says that Rich lost a six figure job because of D’Andra’s cheating allegations. Andy points out LeeAnne lied about sending Kary a wedding invitation. LeeAnne is lying. A lot. Brandi said she never had any intention going to LeeAnne’s wedding. Andy moves on to ask about her mother’s treatment at the wedding. LeeAnne denies treating her poorly. LeeAnne has not spoken to her mother since the wedding.
Lots of talk about the bed sharing situation. LeeAnne says she was really drunk when they arrived. Also, she sleeps naked and didn’t want to share a bed with a woman she barely knows. That seems reasonable. Andy probes Kary to see if she is actually happy in her marriage or if she is just in it for the money. She says she is content. Andy asks if she is happy, she says yes.
We start to talk about Kameron and Brandi’s blow-up in Mexico but I am distracted by everyone’s blush. Most all of them are wearing “brown blush” or dark contouring. Blush she be somewhere on the pink/rose/red spectrum based on your skin tone. Anyway, I’m on Kameron’s side. Brandi does act like trash. Brandi talks about growing up in trailers. LEEANNE LOCKEN interjects with “we have to get over our pasts and move on.” That may be the most hypocritical thing ever said on a reunion.
Let It Go, Elsa!
Kameron and Stephanie discuss the “surface friendship” between them. Kameron says she was very hurt by that. She cries. She says that Stephanie said terrible things about her behind her back to the other girls. Stephanie gets very testy with Kameron. She says that Kameron treated her badly all season. Kameron says that Stephanie and her husband listed her as a reference when applying to a country club. She gave them a nice one. Then she found out that Stephanie was bad mouthing her to others. Stephanie gave a story to a tabloid recently where she called Kameron a bully. Lots of Frozen quotes are exchanged between these two. Nothing was resolved.
Back to the LeeAnne bashing… This time we talk about LeeAnne’s constant talking about her childhood abuse and suicidal tendencies. I can’t with this.
LeeAnne Shoots The Bird At Kary!
Everyone tries to explain to LeeAnne that she uses her childhood trauma to shut down other people when she feels attacked. Which is pretty much all the damn time. They talk about Kary asking LeeAnne if she ever wanted to have children. Kary says she was trying to get to know LeeAnne but every thing she asked her seemed to trigger her anger issues. Kary said LeeAnne never asked about her. Everything is about LeeAnne. So they never really got to know each other.
Kary says that everything LeeAnne does and says is all about her. LeeAnne points out all the charity work she does. Kary says LeeAnne does charity work to make herself look good. This gets under LeeAnne’s skin. Kary asks what she donates from her own bank account. This pissed LeeAnne off so she flips off Kary. Klassy.
We All Need A Drink Now!
Kameron explains to Kary that some people donate money and others donate their time and both are important. Brandi has been laughing at every comment Kary makes to LeeAnne. Now she has decided that this moment calls for a drink and she pulls our a flask. She is cracking up and drinking tequila. She passes the flask to Stephanie who also does a shot. Andy mocks the flask and asks them if are sailors.
LeeAnne says she was seriously contemplating suicide in Mexico. This upsets D’Andra because her father killed himself. D’Andra said LeeAnne bring it up in such a flippant manner that it upsets her. If she wants to talk about it in a serious way, she is fine with that.
Next week: Things get even more serious when LeeAnne’s feet are held to the table about her bigoted remarks about Mexicans.