I was sitting here thinking that I would not be able to stay awake for NYE tonight. I really just want to go to bed. HOW STUPID AM I? I totally forgot about the fireworks. Banjo is going to be barking and shitting himself for the next six hours. And it has already started. I CAN’T DO THIS TONIGHT. How did I forget what a nightmare this night is for people with dogs?
And um, so what are y’all doing? And Happy New Year and all that. I will be watching the Anderson Cooper version missing Kathy Gifford and ignoring Andy Cohen. And probably having a heart attack.