BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
It’s the last Married To Medicine recap of the year! It’s a back to back reunion so pack a lunch y’all! To start, our ladies look gorgeous. Most of them anyway. Contessa’s eyelashes look like they’re going to spin a web and trap us at any second. Even with tarantula lashes I find these women to be the most beautiful on Bravo. The reunion starts with a montage of Living Single, Quad edition. As my son would say, Quad is single and ready for a pringle. Cecil and Simone still hang out with Dr. G, which doesn’t seem to bother Quad. Andy says he got a lot of feedback about Simone and Quad’s dinner from hell. Quad apologizes for being dismissive and nasty to Simone. Hopefully they can move on from here.
Pull Out Method-Man
Next we get a montage of all the kids. Contessa stands behind her lavish birthday parties for the kids. Heavenly’s oldest son’s are dating. Her daughter Aluara is just a gem. We segue into Contessa’s feelings about Toya. Contessa has been open about her dislike for Toya and her financial decisions. We get a package of the housewarming party and Toya’s miscarriage. Everyone agrees that Toya has a gorgeous house. Toya and Eugene, a doctor, use the pull out method to not get pregnant. Let that sink in.
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Heavenly’s shady comment about Toya and Eugene’s house not being an “accomplishment” is brought up. Andy calls out Heavenly for building a three story closet after Toya had her two story closet built. Heavenly gets defensive but all signs point to Heavenly being jealous of Toya’s house and closet. Heavenly then says that Toya doesn’t own her clothes. She “begged, borrowed and stole” to get that house. Toya’s eye roll and calm demeanor say otherwise.
Buffie The Reunion Slayer
Buffie joins the ladies. She looks vampy and amazing. I would totally dip in the lady pond with her. We get a clip package of the women and their sexual talks. We get a lot of talk about vaginas and sex. Jackie wants us to buy her book to learn more. Heavenly gets called out for not telling Daddy about the sip and paint. Heavenly gets very defensive. Damon is watching from the green room…he doesn’t look pleased. Eugene says that you can tell when Heavenly lies because she starts her sentences with “listen”. She says “listen” a lot. The ladies say that Damon got revenge at the strip club so they are even.
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We get a montage of Buffie’s introduction to the season. Buffie cries as the infertile part is shown. We get a montage of Jackie’s apologies to Buffie. Andy asks why Buffie couldn’t accept Jackie’s apology. When she tried to explain that the apology in Cabo was insincere, Heavenly ramps up. She starts yelling at Buffie saying that Jackie is not malicious. Buffie tells Heavenly to calm down and stop lying through her dentures.
Heavenly says that Buffie should stop lying through her fat ass.
Andy is appalled that Heavenly called her Buffie fat. Heavenly tries to play dumb by asking if she did call her fat. Production shows that 17 seconds prior, she sure did. Kari Wells tweeted (our Kari!) and wants to know Jackie’s reasons for calling out Buffie for being infertile. Jackie addresses Buffie with a deeply sincere apology. So sincere that I had tears. She says that she prays for Buffie and wants nothing more than for Buffie to have the baby she so deeply desires. Buffie accepts her apology. She announces that she and David hired a surrogate! Her dream of having a baby will soon be a reality. At the break, Jackie and Buffie are talking. Jackie reiterates how sorry she is. They hug it out again. Heavenly, always right by Jackie’s side, asks Buffie for a hug too. Buffie says no! Lol. Oh Heavenly.
Part 2 Begins. Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Jackie’s issues with all the ladies is our next clip package. So is Simone and Heavenly’s argument. However, Simone and Jackie’s friendship becomes the sole focus. Simone and Jackie are not in a good place. Simone is really upset that Jackie is still close with Heavenly after all the stuff Heavenly has said about Cecil. Andy points out to Jackie several times that she is not getting how truly hurt Simone is. Heavenly gets upset and starts yelling over everyone. Andy is getting really frustrated. Heavenly is sitting directly to his right. He’s getting all that screaming up close and personal. Jackie asks Heavenly to stop talking, which Heavenly does. Simone says that she and Jackie can’t be close right now. She feels like it’s a betrayal that Jackie is still so close to Heavenly.
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Simone cries. She is so hurt at the state of their friendship. Simone says that outside the show they are very close. They study, they spend time together, they have a deep friendship. Simone says that when they signed up to do the show, they made a pact that it will never interfere with their friendship. Welp, it has. After a lot of back and forth, Jackie and Simone hug it out. They are too good of friends to let anything, even Heavenly, come between them. Jackie says that she would leave the show before letting go of her friendship with Simone. You can see the relief on Simone’s face after they hug. I’m so glad they’re back to being besties again.
A Trip To Lake Hatred
Oh Lord, now it’s time for Mariah and Quad. This is such deep hatred I just can’t. Quad is adamant that she saw Mariah do cocaine. None of the other ladies have seen Mariah do drugs. There is a LOT of back and forth between the two. Lisa Nicole (THAT Lisa Nicole of seasons past!) tweeted about karma coming for Quad after Quad was all about taking down Lisa Nicole and her marriage. Quad insists that she never came for Lisa Nicole or her marriage.
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Quad finally says that she will take a polygraph and challenges Mariah to take one. After more and more back and forth, Andy asks the other ladies what they believe. Do they believe Mariah did drugs? All say no. Do they believe Quad slept with Lake’s husband? All say no. Jesus, this is some nasty stuff.
Sippin’ And Strippin Ain’t Easy
It’s time for our favorite: the husbands! Their set is from a men’s closet. Andy asks Cecil for an update on Dr. G. Cecil says that Greg is doing well. He talks about Quad all the time, much to the dismay of his new girlfriend. Quad, watching from the green room, breaks down. The ladies take turns hugging her. I can’t imagine how painful the divorce was for each of them. I do believe they truly loved each other at one time.
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We get a montage of the guy’s friendships and their strip club adventure. Daddy isn’t sure why the strippers targeted him. Heavenly is watching from the green room…I’m scared for Daddy. She really, really didn’t like that strip club trip. Andy asks if Daddy would have enjoyed it more without the cameras there! Shady Andy. He says he wouldn’t. Daddy says he’s a quiet guy who doesn’t like attention. He didn’t like the women all over him.
They revisit the sip and paint. The men were upset with Eugene because he didn’t tell the guys there would be a naked men there. Daddy had trouble watching the footage. Contessa had called Eugene a big ass bitch previously. The guys all laugh about it. Cecil says that he’s a “Mitch”, whatever that means.
In the green room, the ladies are watching the men. Heavenly says that Cecil should own up to being a bitch. Simone says that she won’t allow Heavenly to call her husband a bitch. Simone says it’s going to be a drag show now as she will drag Damon. Heavenly challenges Simone to tell her what she’s lying about when it comes to Cecil. Simone snaps back that Cecil has been out drunk with Damon, implying that Damon isn’t the sweet Daddy we know and love. Heavenly has to be taken out of the room, screaming! Daaaammn! Whoever isn’t watching this show, you’re truly missing out!
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Next week on the third Married to Medicine recap: The couples are out on the stage together. Heavenly disses Quad’s marriage. Simone says she’s going to drag Damon for filth because his wife is so low down and dirty. Can’t wait for next week! Sending you all love and good health wishes for the new year. See you in the comments!
Thank God for your recap, because there was so much screaming I missed half of what was being said. I love the husbands and I’m so glad that Jackie & Simone have made up. I hope it lasts and Jackie finally sees how destructive Heavenly is. Next week looks exciting.
Haha I had to watch twice to get everything ? Too much screaming by Heavenly. My ears hurt for Andy’s ears. It was so good though!!! Yes next week looks awesome!
I’m totally biased because this is my favorite Bravo show, but I loved this reunion. I do wish Andy would have spent some time on Contessa because her feet need to be held to the fire on how valid is this Nashville storyline. I loved that Simone articulated her issue with Jackie and the issue is Heavenly. I’m glad they made up. It made sense more why Buffie was so upset. She had buried her feelings about the baby issue. I understand why her husband wanted to wait to adopt since they have the healthy embryos. For the most part the ladies looked great, they have the most natural looking makeup. Not contessa though. Quad needs to go. And I don’t believe for a second that she slept with Lake’s husband. Also I thought it was cool that Eugene had no problem with the nude sip and paint since his mom paints nudes. He just didn’t think the men would be up close and personal.
Shell I agree with you. I’m thinking next week they will get into it? No I don’t believe she slept with Lakes husband either. I just love Eugene. He’s so calm and sweet. One of my absolute faves
I believe Quad did or was about to, there a police report also, she is trash. Lisa Nicole call it right, Quad needs to get off the show
TT- Thanks for the recap. I agree with Terri. I didn’t catch half of what was said because of the screaming. I don’t know about anyone else but the only one I would use as my doctor is Dr Jackie. I get that doctors are human and their professional lives are seperate from their personal lives. Maybe I unfairly hold them/ doctors to a higher standard. The lack of emotional control shown, the intentional actions it seems they take to hurt one another and their physical altercations is alarming. Of course knowledge in their medical field is a must but good morals, integrity, honesty and simple kindness rank pretty high on what I would like any of my doctors to have. I just can not imagine my doctor or dentist behaving like some of theses women do on a regular basis. I do understand it’s reality and the more drama and shocking behavior they bring is rewarded in their pay.
I agree with you Kerry. I love Simone, but she is way too emotional and flies off the handle far too often. Jackie would be my pick for an OB/GYN.
Was there some sort of sale on really shitty eyelashes in the lobby of the hotel? DOES CONTESSA NOT OWN A MIRROR? What was on Jackie’s head? Who did Mariah’s eye makeup? Her lashes were almost as bad as Contessas! Jackie and Simone looked like they were lesbian prom dates circa 1982.
Toya got her hair and makeup right and looked great which distracted us from the fact that she wore her leopard print nightie to the show. Heavenly looked nice in her Zsa Zsa Gabor styled black feathered Fredrick’s of Hollywood robe/dress.
I don’t watch a lot of this show and pulled some photos and had NO IDEA AT ALL who these people were.
I feel like these are some of the most beautiful women on Bravo. Contessa’s stylist is obviously seeking revenge for her shitty storyline. I thought Toya, Buffie, Heavenly and Quad looked the best.
OMG, Tamara! Spot on description of how the wives looked.
Jackie let me down this season. Her callous treatment of Buffie showed a narcissistic side to her personality— Jackie simply must be right, must be worshipped. Thus Jackie’s devotion to Heavenly, a woman that kisses Jackie’s skinny butt 24/7. Simone is not a priority when Jackie has Heavenly. That’s a boatload of suck.
I agree. The treatment if Buffie was awful. Her apology at the reunion (to me) felt like the most authentic she’s been all season. That’s the Jackie I love.
Tks for the recap PCK – M2M is my Fav & I love Eugene & Toya together. With just one more hour I don’t have much hope that Contessa will have to answer for any of her actions this season.
Thanks for reading!! I love them too. Ugh I’m hoping next week will be Contessa’s turn in the hot seat. Andy may be too scared of her eyelashes to ask though ?
Jackie’s apology on the reunion did come across as heartfelt and sincere. I’m sure it’s just coincidence that her sincere apology came after she was dragged by thousands of people on social media for outing Buffie’s infertility at that conference.
Then she used the occasion to plug yet another new business venture of running a surrogate matchmaking service. How convenient.
I’d be willing to bet that the off-camera lunch Buffie requested with Jackie will never happen.
Simone is a wise person.
I so agree with your comments. Jackie would never have offered up another apology (trying to be more sincere than she had been previously) if not for the backlash she received on social media. Agree again that she used the opportunity to plug her new venture. Until this season I was a fan of Jackie’s, but I think her true colors have finally reared their ugly head.
The eyelashes were ridiculous. Heavenly shut your fat, vulgar mouth. Alaura is gonna drag her momma for filth for putting her daddy in that situation. Somebody should’ve snatched her Crown coffee. Heavenly does crack me up but then takes it too far. Her cackle reminds me of the witch from the Looney Tune cartoons. Thanks PCK for your recaps. This is my favorite Bravo show too. So glad Simone and Jackie are back on track. I did not like the side of Jackie we saw this season but humans are complicated. My heart broke for Buffie but great news last night. Can’t wait for the third episode.
I don’t watch this show, but, umm, THANK YOU for the gratuitous ass pic! ?
Lol!
In my earlier post I thanked TT for the recap. Sorry PCK, thank you for the recap. I guess I couldn’t read your recap correctly through the ridiculously long eyelashes.
Once again Quad has proved you can’t have her as a friend. What real friend even after the friendship has faded would be so evil. Jackie is going to have a rude awakening with Quad.
You mean Heavenly right? Quad and Jackie have never seen close.
Thanks PCK for the awesome recap!!! I’m in the minority here…I like Quad and cannot stand Mariah or Simone. I can’t imagine ever going to Simone for medical advise, even a hang nail. Hell to the NO! Mariah has lied in the past but is never held accountable. This season fans have turned on Jackie for not being sincere in her 10 apologies…at least she apologized that’s more than I can say for most of the hyenas. Simone pushes away her bff Jackie because of some bullshit she has with Heavenly from last season. Jackie needs to open her eyes…true friends do not treat you like that nor do they tell you who you can and cannot be friends with.
I agree with everything you said here. I used to dislike Toya and like Contessa. That has flipped.
Quad the biggest fraud and liar on the show, and heavenly also
These men are my favorites of all the reality shows. I didn’t like Greg and I do like Dave. Eugene is the perfect example of a person who you may not think of as a super-fine specimen. But, just the opposite of Shep Rose and Mike from Shahs, as you get to “know” him, he becomes very attractive. Attraction starts at face (or body) value and then it grows (or fades) as a person shows their true character and personality. Integrity and humor elevate attractiveness.
I DO believe Mariah did coke. Just a Spidey sense, nothing to back it. EXCEPT the hair test. HOW CAN these educated people believe a hair test can go back 10 years? Hair, on the average, grows 6 inches a year. For Mariah’s test to go back 10 years, her hair would have to be 5 feet long! However much I dislike Mariah, I do not think anyone should rat out anyone for drugs, especially on TV. But quid pro quo … for what Mariah said about Quad. Mariah is a shit person. Has been since I first saw her.
Plus it looked like they cut Mariah’s weave instead of her real hair. The whole drug testing was stupid AF. I thought Mariah got what she deserved due to all the horrible things she has said about Quad.
They cut her hair not her weave can you not tell the difference
You need the root of the hair – not cut hair
Good point! It’s generally a hair FOLLICLE test. Hmmmmm
Yes. It doesn’t work without the follicle and they don’t just take it from your head… other body parts’ hair with follicles. Especially body hairs if head hairs have been chemically processed in any way like color, etc. They take A LOT of hair—more than you’d think was necessary. Just saying.
False, you cut close to the scalp, which will leave a bald spot, I know. It was done to me for testing. You don’t have to pull it out. They cut portion from different areas
You seem to have a lot of opinions on here about a scripted reality show. I regret to inform you that a medical procedure is not up for interpretation and if your hair was cut, the test was done incorrectly. You are correct that it usually takes enough hair to leave a bald spot and that body hair is also taken. If your test was done by the military then I have even more concerns. The follicle is key in doing the procedure correctly. This is not not an opinion, it is a scientific fact.
To be clear: the test requires the entire hair including the root. Many of these hairs collected from the scalp and other areas of the body are required for accurate testing for presence, concentration levels and an accurate timeline of positivity/presence/levels of which drugs/toxins for which are being screened.
I am totally disappointed in you, IJC. This was the perfect opportunity for a ” Bye Felecia!” 🙂
TT, I actually typed it but deleted before submitting, LOL!
I was thinking it in my head about four words in. I’m up early and crabby.
Obvious I can’t since her hair was wet.
I don’t believe anything that comes out of quad mouth, you forget Quad had a boyfriend that was a drug dealer and the way she look in the past few season with her weight loss seem like she did the coke, if your boyfriend a drug dealer then what that makes you. And coke stay in your system for a while. Everybody hair don’t grow the same, I am glad you did drug testing, because I do and I do it for the military. Drugs will stay in your hair follicle longer. Quad potatoe head needs to go she is no one friend, team Mariah and Toya. I wish Mariah would spill all the tea on her, being her ass was homeless and Mariah took her in. Quad is an ungrateful bitch
ok i fuckin made it damn it to hell ,ya happy now lmao
i love you..
love you back girl xoxo
I’m coming in late…I know…
but I’m caught in the middle…. I can see how a person can be so over the top demonstrative
Website cut me off!!!
Quad is over the top demonstrative in her accusations against Maraiah…and vice versa…
Truth probably is….they BOTH did a little bugar-sugar in their day…and during that time…their probably was some big flirtation wit Lake’s hubby…but there was A LOT of flirtation on both parts and dabbling on both parts
Wish they all could take a page out of Simone and Jackie’s books as far as best friends go..
They’re just ugly in how they treat each other…and others..really…now that I think about them…
Don’t like either I guess
Speaker text there..vs their…vs they’re…
Lol…you getting it I’m sure
I love it!
Married to Medicine!
Think about it…what Real Housewives cast would Andy ask the question:
What matters most?
CREDIT SCORE….or
DICK SIZE?????
Mariah looks like she did something to her face besides makeup. Everybody and their caterpillar eye’s were driving me crazy (very distracting). I can relate to Simone and Jackie (fractured friendship), I’m going through something similar. I know I’m the only person but I am still not feeling Buffie. I do have empathy for her regarding her being infertile and wanting a child.
Thank you for pulling that picture of the guy’s back side. It’s making me drool. You made my day ?.
This show can’t be good for Simone’s practice. I wouldn’t trust her bedside manner with all of that screeching she does.
I can’t stand Mariah. My hatred for her goes back to the “elite” facade she tried to perpetrate in season one and how it blew up during her first fight with Toya at Kari’s pool party. As she jockeyed for camera time during Quad’s segment about her divorce, Mariah actually said, “when I divorce Ayden…” She’s such a fucking asshole.
I was glad to see Buffie finally accept Jackie’s apology. Now that’s resolved, I hope she doesnt return. Between her “look at me, I’m a filthy rich heiress” and her inability to accept Jackie’s multiple apologies, she irked me all season. Her breakdown at Toya’s party didn’t earn her any sympathy points either. I saw it as her thirsting for camera time. If she was that devastated she should have kept her ass home and certainly not have had a scene with the ladies in the closet
I totally agree with you.
Mariah never said that, your source is wrong and Toya started that fight with her messy ass. Who keep drama at a party with someone especially when they are intoxicated. I glad get ass got handled, she thought that Mariah was to drunk to fight. I glad that see change because she was a mess, Toya that is
Contessa’s make-up artist hates her. She looked like a drag queen. Why was Heavenly licking her teeth? PCK, did you hear Dave yell Buffy’s name when she called out Heavenly for her bad dentures? Heavenly has zero boundaries. I understand Simeone’s hurt feelings. Jackie was mothering Heavenly and doesn’t hold her accountable what she said about Cecil. Cecil and Jackie are friends too. Why isn’t Jackie more supportive of Cecil?
Both Quad and Mariah need to learn to be quiet. Just staying quiet sometimes is the best thing you can do. It drives me crazy when someone is talking to Mariah and she has to talk with them. It is so rude. They both feel like they are the queen’s and they fail to realize their statements cancel each other out. No one cares about their drama. Plus, they need to learn to make a comment in 10 words or less. They talk too much.
I thought Contessa looked like Tammy Faye Baker after an ugly cry.
Lol, you are correct!
Joey now why are you insulting drag queen’s ;)? Jk.
well buffy said something about dentures to heavenly and she got fat right back.. dont throw shade if you cannot catch a fade..
as far as everyone else is concerned, girl they all were screaming and hollering.. i watched it three times and still dont know what happened. thanks for the recap
I had to stifle a laugh because I’m at work and not supposed to be playing around, lol.