Are y’all watching this? These relationships are more horrible than mine. Syngin needs to go back to South America before the Idiot International Whore gets back from Costa Rica. She initially randomly went to South America to be with some rando she literally met for five minutes, because world traveling genius. And then went to THE BAR and hooked up with Syngin and ended up sleeping with him and living with him instead. DUDE, that should have been your first clue. Now she has left you to travel to Costa Rica with some bullshit story and is hanging out in bars yet has not time to talk to you. RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!
With this couple, it’s the female who is the whore and the problem.
Angela And The Nigerian
Girl, he’s Nigerian. You are fat and poor and live in Hicksville. Sorry, I mean no offense Hazelhurst, but men are not beating down the doors to go live with old ladies with nine billion kids in a shack in Hazlehurst without some sort of angle. He wants to knock up the daughter or something. Stop flying back and forth to Nigeria and wasting your money. Buy a hairbrush, a couple decent bra’s from Molly, and take care of that passel of offspring. I kind of want to go buy a bra from Molly. I have lots of new ones that I like right now. But I mean a day trip to visit Molly… would be worth the price of her fancy “brars.”
With this couple, it’s the Nigerian who is the problem. But Angela deserves it. Also, my shack looks as bad or worse than Angela’s and I live alone. So when I went to Google up a photo, I saw this one from from my friends at Starcasm. SPOILER ALERT! Check out their story on ole Angela.
Emily and The Super Dominant Russian Guy
Alex is a douchebag. But he is a hot douchebag. And a personal trainer. In my personal experience these weight lifter types have errrr… small packages. That said, I am down with the whole slightly aggressive Russian guy. Come make me eat clean and run my fat ass around the block. He does need to sort of acknowledge the baby though. I love that he is concerned about the junk food and not wanting an unhealthy kid.
With this couple, the problem is Emily’s sister. They have got to find somewhere else to live. And a gym. I am normally very financially responsible but I think they should do whatever is necessary to make this happen. Even if it is only a good five years with what’s his name. I have thing for men who take charge. He’s a meathead, but an easily manipulated meathead if you know how to do it.
I say have a few fun years. But having an infant will probably impede that.
The Bee Keepers
I think they are both intellectually on the left end of the bell curve and made for each other.
The Con Artist From The Dominican Republic and Idiot Robert
This is just stupid. They are having a stupid contest with the Bee Keepers.
Blake And The Norwegian Wooden Woman
WTF? Is she just there to be near her sister? Blake doesn’t even seem to be that into her. Financial agreement? They just wanted to be on TV? There is no relationship here AT ALL.
BOTH are using each other to be on TV. Totally fake.
The Sweet Guy With The Girl From Ukraine
I really wish I was with the guy from farmtown USA or wherever. He seems like a nice, normal guy. The Ukrainian on the other hand is way too pretty to be having this much trouble getting knocked up. I don’t trust her. Something is going on with her visa and her desire to get pregnant before they even get to the US is very suspect.
I’m ready to move to the farm with Farmer dude or perhaps with Uncle Fester who lives in the barn or whatever. No babies required. I don’t even care that he believes in space aliens and is atheist. That said I kind of love churches so this may not be a match for me. Um, am I the only one that makes this all about me?
The problem with this couple is the Ukrainian chick. There is something off with this chick. She seems to have a decent life. She is gorgeous. Every outfit she wears is designer. And she can’t get knocked up in Ukraine? She wants a visa. I imagine this is not the first time she has tried this.
Please tell me you are watching this crap with me even if I only randomly “recap” at 4 am.
Yes, I am watching this trash. It is unbelievable. I love it! The beekeeper lady’s littlest boy broke my heart. As a fat old lady, I wish to disassociate myself and my shack from Angela. She is not who ladies in their 50s are. Also, Pillow talk is hilarious. And, this chick from the DR found a dude who doesn’t want threesomes and booby bars. This makes me laugh inappropriately and I am not sorry. Sasha the Russian who divorces women he marries because he knocks them up, derrrr. The Ukrainian lady, I think, had a prior abusive husband. I am waiting to see if that is why she is so cagey. Go back to South Africa and find a nice lady who wants an adult relationship with a partner who cares if she gets home safely in a foreign country. OK, gotta go to work. ttfn.
Yes, I watch (kind of live for) Sunday nights and this train wreck. I’ve gotten my sister hooked so I have someone to talk to about it! Thank you for recapping.
Have watched since S1. I LOVE THIS TRASH!! Also, Love after Lockup is starting again on Friday!! WOO WHOO!
Me too! It’s one of my favorite shows! I love Pillow Talk afterwards as well.
I am dying to find out what is going on with the Ukraine woman. Something is off. I love Mike, the man from Washington State, and the fact that he’s 6’7. He reminds me of a poor man’s Blake Shelton.
Angela and Michael. I do love the fact that she’s a hospice nurse. She is definitely loud and annoying, but I can see she is big hearted.
Blake and the non moving woman. No chemistry at all.
Mursel and Anna – Terrible! You don’t pick someone who will not even tell their parents you have children! Ridiculous.
Syngin and Tania – Why did she even bring him here and then leave him with her awful Mother??? Go home man. This guy is easy on the eyes. He will be just fine.
Next week we get to see Michael and the beautiful Joanna,
She is not a nurse. She is a nurses aide working with hospice patients. Also hospice just means palliative care for end if life which could be any diagnosis. Ppl tend to think hospice means cancer. It does not. I have seen ppl on hospice for years.
I cannot imagine Angela taking care of my family and as a nurse having her taking care of my patients. Does she keep the utensils in her bra? The food? The towels? She is disgusting and an abuser. Check out her history she is no angel. Michael needs to find a nice local girl. He has no idea what he is in for moving to small town white poor America with Angela and her family. I worry for him frankly.
Thank you for the clarification. I could not imagine that she was an RN. I watch this trash too, religiously. My new Bravo and no NENE!! Don’t you all remember that the first time we “met” Michael that he admitted that all he cared about was getting to the USA?
Same Kristal!
I watch! Your comments are spot on….can’t stand the bee-keeper, Anna. Her little boy broke my heart. She should be ashamed of what she’s putting her boys through….and trying to blame ‘chock-chock’ Mursel leaving the home on her eldest son. She’s so mentally challenged how has she survived this long in the adult world? I shake my head….
Agree completely. It was appalling to see her attempt to make her oldest son feel responsible for the breakup. She is moronic and not good at parenting … not to mention her desperation to getting laid.
Watching this train wreck is my new housewives. I was particularly disturbed with the bee nuts last night. Clearly she has run a string of guys thru her kids lives and they hate it. At one point you can see that she blames her oldest kid for the bee dummy leaving. There is so much wrong with these 2 that it is painful.
One of my coworkers and I both watch this show and love chatting about it. Syngin needs to run home, this girl is a POS, Angela needs to clean herself the HECK up, and the beekeeper needs to kick his ass all the way back to Turkey. Now back to read up on the dirt on Angela!
I also live for Sunday nights and especially Pillow Talk.
We need to have a section on Juliana and Michael the couple from Greenwich with the cute two kids. They weren’t on last night so maybe that’s why they are left out of the post. Just wondering what you think of him dropping the “pre-nosh” talk so quickly. I think it’s stupid on his part but it also probably the storyline, so whatever.
Otherwise I think your comments are spot on, especially the ones about Sasha, the Russian body builder. But I don’t think the sister Betsy is the problem, I think the problem is Emily thinks she’s “different” from the past two “mistakes” (aka his ex-wives) as he’s lead her believe. She will be no different in asking him to step up now that their baby is here and thus becomes just like the previous two before her. It was weird he said that Emily is “nothing like” the other two when she looks like she could be the first wife’s sister. Aka the one we got to see with the buck teeth. The second one seems to be a brunette who did not agree to appear on the show, is what I infer from the blurred out shots of her face.
I also think that Anny plays it up for the cameras with her requests for threesomes and strip clubs and sex three times a day. I think she maybe looking to upgrade from Robert so she’s putting it out there to find her next (hopefully richer and “more fun”) victim. Maybe in Miami. Someplace more her style. But it’s ridiculous she judges the Pornstar Grandma all the while playing up her sexy persona.
Natalie claims she never tried this scheme before. I agree with you Tamara that there must be something else holding up this visa. It looks like this was filmed in the summer or fall with their clothing and if you pay attention to the news, Ukraine lost their ambassador in May but I guess she was replaced by the acting one who’s still in that post but that probably doesn’t affect any visas. I don’t know I’m just throwing that out there since we saw Mike visit the embassy in the last episode. Also maybe just a storyline for drama all the visa holdup speculation. But even if it’s just normal bureaucratic red tape, Natalie’s story doesn’t add up and it seems normal for us to wonder what her problem really is.
I think Jasmine’s sister used Tinder to lure Blake in and then they pulled the switch-a-roo and he was “surprised” she was all the way in Norway. He claims his friend encouraged him to use a dating app and I bet it was one of the usual ones (not like the international ones some of these people use, aka the one for Ukrainian women) but with her sister 10 minutes away and almost an identical twin, I think those two were trying to find a way to get Jasmine into the country and thus they landed gullible Blake. Though I think at this point both Blake and Jasmine are on this show for self promotion and it’s not a true relationship. The two Finnish sisters seem to want to emulate the Kardashians and live that posh LA lifestyle. Now everyone’s on t.v.! Including the sister.
I think the bee keepers are stupid so I don’t pay attention to their segments anymore. Though they both appear to wear wedding bands but next week it seems they both don’t wear them on air. If you ever look at her hands when she’s constantly holding up her phone or wiping away tears she wears an engagement ring and band on her left hand. He wears a simple band on his left hand. I think they are already married and this was their drama aka storyline to appear on the show. Her mother asking “what’s wrong” in the episode seemed so fake like they were all acting. Production driven none sense and not interesting.
Also I’m sick of Angela and Michael.
Sorry this is long, I’ve been waiting for another post to comment on this show on so thank you!
this train wreck is my Sunday night go to. So glad you are giving your take! I have quit watching RHOA and the Affair is over. Angela is a mess, as are so many on this show. Pillow talk is funny, reminds me so much of a show I enjoyed on Bravo, The Peoples Couch. Hope you have a great 2020 Tamara and Banjo & semi-adopted kid!
I LOVE Pillow talk too, especially with Annie!
I’m into this sh#t show, the hubs and I watch every Sunday night. Usually I yell at the morons on the show and we all shake our heads at Angelia, bee twits and the whore in Costa Rica.
That’s my boyfriend and myself! Down to what we call the show!
Natalie’s eyeballs bug out and she looks creepy, not to mention her over the top bratty behavior. And she wants a baby? Let’s not forget her mother running around clutching that unicorn stuffed animal. The both of them are desperate. Run Mike, Run! And Tania? I can’t even write what I want to say because TT would block me forever, so… RUN SYNGIN, RUN!! Great recap. Sasha will knock up someone else soon and then do it over and over and over. He’s a sperm donor, that’s it. What’s with this show and the females with bra issues? Geez. This show is such a car crash but I can’t stop watching!!!
I just starting watching in the past few weeks, I started on season 1 but I am watching this most recent season as well. I love this show, what a mess, cant stop watching. The first two seasons were not bad, it seemed like most of them loved eachother and actually many of them are still together. I am finishing up season 4 now, (with Nicole and the Moroccan and the Russian bitch and the drug dealer) I can see this changing. It is becoming more of a fake show. Syngin must be getting propositioned all over the place, so he can get rid of that skank he is with now. She left the country, and is bitching with him for being annoyed by it.
I think the beekeeper is on the spectrum, also no genius. That is the strangest relationship when google translate talks more than the two of them. What I hate most about them and Robert and the girl from DR, is that there are Children Involved!
Thanks for recapping, I hope you will continue to check in from time to time to talk about how stupid and desperate this is.
I’ve watched this show since season 1. Thanks for the recap. Spot on, except the Russian dudes name is Sasha, not Alex.
I think Sasha is the familiar of Alexander. Kind of the opposite of English where familiar names or nicknames are diminutives. Natalie = Natasha. Arkady = Arkasha, etc. I love those names if you couldn’t tell.
I just got back from visiting my parents in Tx and had a good hour long conversation on various couples over the shows history. My father calls the show trash but yet he knew every couple! Wait till February with no neck old guy meets his twenty something Philliopino bride whom he catfished.
Syngin, I just dont understand. His woman doesn’t believe in bras and this shows in that pink shirt she’s always in!
Angela always mentioning her right to marry as a US citizen. I think Michael needs to stay there and away from her nuthouse.
The Russian guy with the annoying SIL, sweetie take advantage of his gym experience and become his signature client to show what he can do!
After the breakdown over religion and babies with the couple in Ukraine, yeah there is something off about her. I’m thinking she’s been down this road too.
Thank you TLC for furthering my trash trainwreck TV sundays while my quality TV records for later.
Tamara I was glad to see this post. I was starting to worry if you were ok or maybe just taking a few days off! The ukrain chick needs to open her mouth when she speaks. She talks without moving her mouth and it’s really annoying the sounds she makes. And who wouldn’t be totally down with living in the farm with him and uncle Ramos. I feel he is over the pussy whipping and starting to see threw the hoe bag baby. The bitch is nuttier than peanut butter. Along with the rest of the people on this season
The way she speaks is almost as annoying as Cameron talking with a mouth full of food. Close second
Thank you Charlie – that Uke Natalie – I cannot even watch her anymore, she looks and sounds as though her jaw is wired somehow …its aggravating me to no end
She’s not even cute anymore. Seeing the way she acts makes her hideous. Poor farmer dude…. hopefully he saw the light and ran really fucking fast back to the farm. And in an earlier episode when they were jigging and she was telling him to run swinging his feet out… wtf was that. You don’t jog on the balls of your feet. The bitch is nutzz
Yes! The jaw closed shut while talking. She’s maybe self conscious of her teeth ?? The crazy eyes!!!!
Hey, TT. Glad to see you are up and about and commenting in the fashion I love. I must be crazy as this show has become my favorite; next to pillow talk. Happy Holidays to all.
I am having a hard time this season with it being legit. Like catfish, it’s a way of being able to meet your “I want more than sex on the computer” ” Hey, let’s come up with a crazy way we met and have sex for reals” lol.
And it’s weird that they aren’t even hot for each other, they would prefer to fight and act like a couple bitches.
That is a big red flag, strip clubs vs bone jumping.
This show is such a guilty pleasure please recap!
I love this show – my bff turned me on to it and now it’s one of my favorites – including the Pillow Talk after show, which presents some of the past cast members in such a much more favorable light! Last night, talking over the antics of that spoiled, self absorbed dimwit Tania, the suggestion was made that Syngin start taking himself to the local bars and ignoring her phone calls for awhile. He would not lack for attention and she is such a strong, confident woman I’m sure it wouldn’t bother her at all, right?
I was wondering if some of the visa hold up for Natalie and Michael could be due to their fiance’s financial standings. Mike, the tall guy dating Natalie) said he is 30 thousand in debt. If the U.S. spouse has to prove financial stability to support then his debt could be a considerable obstacle. Also, Angela may make enough to meet the financial standard but she has a whole lot of dependents to care for. Once her salary is split 6 or 7 ways she may no longer meet the financial standard to support Michael.
I love everything 90 day except for that new little series 90 day just landed. I love life after lock up too…wish you recapped them.
Laughed hard about Anny and Robert competing with the bee keepers…so true.
Work on the street is Blake May be gay and it’s a financial agreement with Jasmine…seems more possible than not.
The Ukrainian Natalie wants a baby but I think it must be and American baby…I think she wants to have it in Ukraine bc she is going for the baby to have dual citizenship and the upper hand if things go south and she decides to return home.
Emily and Sasha will last much longer than people expect bc Emily will stay in a failing relationship to prove everyone wrong or she will be submissive and turn the cheek…I thought the clipped they showed was so funny where her sister said you can’t throw out someone’s food with no job and Emily said well what should I do and her sister so seriously said send him back. #90dayreturnpolicy
I just binge watched this season, none of these couples are going to last!
I hope the best for Emily and Sasha since they have a baby, but I think her nagging about him needing to play with the baby and telling him he won’t have time to work out every day will have him packing his bags. Or into the arms of a hot sugar mama. He needs to be sterilized ASAP!
The bee lady has to be desperate to want to marry this moronic Mursel. She’s telling her boys she needs to be happy because they are going to grow up and move away, which is true at some point, but geez Louise, the little one is like 6! He will be around for like 12 more years at least!
Syngjn and Tania are a joke, she’s so Miss Independent and cannot make a courteous call to tell her loved one that she made it home safe after partying in some remote village?! And her gaggle of ugly girlfriends were backing her up, I’m certain they were all single and want her to lose her man. I think her vibe in South Africa must have been being a cool party chic, and then once back on her turf, she became so bossy and talking about having kids and yet they are living in a legit shed!!
And Jasmin… Wow her face is so full of fillers, I always thought these Nordic chicks were natural beauties, I’m so surprised this LA look is a thing over there?! Blake is so stoned out of his mind, I’m not sure he understands what is going on. I’m pretty sure their situation is totally fake.
Ukraine lady, her eyes look like they are about to pop out of her face and her crying about him not being religious and how could they confuse “her baby” like that… goodness gracious, she’s crazy.
I was shocked to see Michael defend Angela, insisting she’s not trashy!!! I’m really thinking he’s doing that as evidence that he loves the chain smoking grandma!
How stupid must you be to get on this show? (Asks the one who moved to L.A. with a guy she met in federal prison.)
Those FB posts on the “Angela Before” link are hysterical. Or they would be if they weren’t real. Written before “retard” was banned. Angela reminds me of Mama June.
My butt is planted every Sunday night watching this hot mess too.
Tania is a cunexttuesday…she’s horrible. Syngin needs to run back to South Africa as fast as he can. Surely living in the bush has got to be better than being this bitch’s workhorse and living in a shed.
Sascha and Emily’s baby might be one of the cutest and chunkiest babies I’ve ever seen. I really want to eat him up every time I see him. Fat babies are the best.
I’m sure something good is going to happen next episode. Love reading you every time!
Angela is just gross. If a tv crew is filming you, look presentable during that time. I am pretty laid back, but I would not let cameras in my house if I had clothes thrown everywhere and various children running around.
That probably IS her and her house cleaned up for the cameras…
Tania’s mother is also quite gross.
Natalie’s mother creeps me out.
Blake and Jasmin just seem to be there in hopes of becoming famous.
These people can make you feel better about your own life. There seems to be a lot of scripted scenarios, but it is entertaining.
I’ve loved this terrible show since Day 1– thanks so much for recapping it, TT!
Anna, RUN! Anna’s kids, RUN! Blake, RUN! Michael, RUN! Emily, grab your baby and RUN! Creepy Dude with cute kids, RUN! Super Tall Farmer Dude— throw a grenade and RUN! Syngin, throw 2 grenades and RUN!! (You can run to my house! I won’t make you live in a shed, and you can drink my whiskey!
Love pillow talk— I adore all the Pillow Talk couples, even the ones who previously annoyed the hell out of me!
Tania, go see Molly for the RIGHT BRA! You are very immature and quite possibly a horrible human being, but I’m telling you anyway that your unsupported DROOP is SO AGING!! Take it from an old lady with big boobs, get those girls under control!
I thought you called Robert the Idiot Keeper and now that’s how I will always think of him. Love your recap. Can they go lower ? Of course they can. Next season looks ROUGH.
I thought Mike n Natalie met bc they became godparents to a mutual friends baby. Wouldn’t the discussion of religion come up then?
Oh I am watching and live for this crap!!you recapping makes it even better!! I think Ukraine chick has something in her past OR farm boy can’t afford her with his debt to ratio credit score ?♀️ You were spot on but I was hoping you would delve more into Robert & Anny. They are a mess, treat each other like crap and break promises. Robert is so concerned about a threesome with his wife but not concerned about an after work BBQ that his son might attend with his grandma? Hypocrisy anyone?? Love how both of them are so shocked by the other’s behavior and who they are as a person but yet they never considered this happening when they got engaged after meeting one time and spending only 8 hours together. Insane, stupid and I am all in!!!
I love 90 day Finance & Pillow Talk! Sometimes just the pillow talk. Tania can’t make promises she can’t keep ?! Don’t get married. Syngin is adorable. Finnish girl wouldn’t taste the food off her own palm. Is that a popular way to taste ? How about a spoon ? She’s a real robot. The chubby baby with platinum haired mommy a la Gina RHOC and work out hubby is entertaining. It’s going to be a long 2 weeks for the new episodes ! Happy New Year TT & TT community. I love this site & all of you too!!
Love these 90 Day shows. Been watching for years. Syngin deserves so much better than Tania! I cannot believe she took off for 30 of the 90 days. All he was asking was for a call to make sure she got home ok. This makes him too needy?! He is gorgeous with a carefree, caring heart. He deserves someone better. The beekeeper from Turkey is a 38 year old man. He should let his family dictate his future. I agree with TT on all these couples.
I love Pillow Talk. Especially Annie!
Ahhhh! I meant he should NOT let his family dictate!
The 90 Day Fiancee universe is my favorite! I watch all the spin-offs (except the family chantal, even I can deal with a whole hour of those two families). The big guy Mike lives in hickville in Wa, but its not too far from me, I want to go save him lol
Omg her mom makes it just unbearable. I watched 3 episodes and had to stop because of her mom. The way she speaks and seems so intitled and she was very rude to Pedro’s family. So arrogant. Acted so empowered. The family let’s her speak out that way. I was embarrassed for her and the rest of the family.
I skip the show and only watch pillow talk, which is the best. Has anyone noticed that the couples on pillow talk wear the same clothes in every show? I think they filmed them all on the same day.