On tonight’s RHOA recap, we will discuss the first International brawling incident of the season! Nene Leakes “spiritual journey” will lead her to lay hands on more people, including production. It seems that everyone has conflict with someone on this trip. Namaste. Oddly, it seems that Eva and Marlo are back on good terms. How did that happen?
After the usual packing scenes, we get everyone to Toronto fairly quickly. Well, except Nene Leakes. She will be making her own appearance and is not arriving with the others. Marlo immediately loses her passport in the Toronto airport. That will be a nightmare. Tanya is really excited to show off Toronto. We are only on the bus to the hotel and I already need Tanya to stop talking. She’s very perky.
Something In The Buttermilk Ain’t Clean
It doesn’t take five minutes for Kenya to get messy. Cynthia noticed that Love B. Scott’s blog had the complete text of the note Nene sent Cynthia. That blogger is friends with Kenya Moore. ALLEGEDLY, according to my exclusive sources, Kenya got in trouble for leaking lots of details from the Toronto trip to that site. Kenya immediately accuses Nene of send the information. Nene doesn’t mess with that site. That is Kenya Moore’s little friend. Now Cynthia and Kandi think the whole note was fake.
Kenya, Kandi and Cynthia have a scene to discuss the triple date where Marc was such an ass. Kenya admits that she and Marc are in a very low place. Apparently, Todd and Marc when out to the club after that dinner and wandered in late. Kenya was disappointed he chose to go out instead of being at home with her and Brooklyn. Kandi was to happy with Todd going either.
The Rhythmically Challenged Go For Dance Lessons
Didn’t we already try to teach these women how to whine? I think it was on the trip on Kenya’s first or second season when she started the whole Gone With The Wind fabulous crap. Most of these women are hopeless in the dance department. The very pregnant Eva gives lots of critical feedback in a talking head. She wasn’t wrong. Kenya seems to have skipped the dance class after her sad conversation Kandi and Cynthia.
Nene finally arrives at the hotel and chats with Tanya in a lobby for a bit before going to her room. She tells Tanya about her life couch that is part of her spiritual journey.
Drinks On The Roof!
The ladies all gather on the rooftop for cocktails. It is there they hear that Nene has arrived at the hotel. No on is particularly excited about this news as things have been pretty mellow without her around. Kenya hasn’t made it for drinks yet. Marlo feigns concern and wonders if she should go check on her. No one thinks that is a good idea.
Kenya finally shows up looking great. Porsha and Yovanna have decided to have an airing of grievances. Porsha starts. She is not happy with Eva. Eva made some slick comments about Porsha to Kandi recently. It had to do with why Eva didn’t go to Kenya’s Barbie Bash. One thing Eva said was that Porsha hasn’t even healed from her C-Section yet so she shouldn’t have the time to concern herself with how Eva decides to raise her children. Eva denies saying it. Why do these women deny things they say on camera? She also made a comment about all the blogs talking about Dennis cheating and how perhaps Eva should pull them up for Porsha so she would have some of her own business to mind.
Eva denies everything she said, so production played it over and over. Kandi says that when Eva gets upset, she can say mean things. Porsha is pissed that Eva is lying. Production shows more clips about how Eva has a history of denying her shade to the other women. Cynthia says that despite Eva occasionally running off at the mouth, she does believe Eva is a real friend to Porsha. Eva apologizes for hurting her feelings.
Cynthia brings up the fact that Kenya tried to spoil her “surprise engagement”that everyone knew about. Kenya blames her psychic powers for the tip off. That gets some stank face from Kandi who is the one who told Kenya that Mike was about to pop the question. Kandi tells Cynthia that she had told Kenya. Kenya loses her pageant cool and tells Kandi never to question her motivations regarding Cynthia. Cynthia is her ride or die. Kenya seems to be having a rough day being away from Brooklyn for the first time. She’s got a hair trigger tonight. Kenya says she would never do anything to ruin Cynthia’s big night. She would feel terrible if that had happened.
And production gives Nene Leakes her walk in cue. It’s awkward and the show ends there. The previews showed so much more! I kept waiting to get to the drama and it looks like that doesn’t happen until the next episode!
Next time, Dennis shows up, and some of the girls bungee off the side of the CN Tower. Presumably to get away from Nene.