Tonight’s RHOA recap we will see one marriage continue to deteriorate, while another couples marital path begins. Here is hoping for another episode of RHOA with little to no Nene Leakes. Wait. What fresh hell is this? It’s like a Black and white movie leading up to the big proposal. Mike takes his daughters and Noelle to pick up the ring. I still find it weird that Noelle is living with Mike in LA though. (Blind Item Reveal).
Then we see PJ and her resting angry cat face getting ready to celebrate Dennis’s birthday. I love that kid’s perpetual stank face. It’s hysterical.
Snake Gate Part 97
Cynthia meets up with Marlo for lunch. She orders a tuna melt and that sounds so good! I am on my third can of soup today. I have been in bed for a couple of days with full on snot head. Just trying to keep my airways open has been a challenge. This cold just keeps coming and going. Cynthia looks gorgeous as usual. First they talk about Kenya’s antics at Marlo’s “wig launch.”
Cynthia wants to know is Marlo is the snake. Now Bravo has paid Marlo and Yovanna (grossly different sums of money) to be the bone carriers between Nene and the other girls. However, all the shit talking at Cynthia’s wine cellar was part of Kandi’s post cast and was not some top secret taping. I feel like that is the “tape” they keep talking about. Marlo of course denies anything to do with it. And she pretends the accusation is making her cry. Cynthia pretends to believe Marlo.
I know these Old Lady Gang Restaurants are doing well. But do they really need to add some sort of Mexican Cantina? Do you know how many authentic Mexican restaurants there are in Atlanta? There is literally one on every corner. I could walk to at least three from my house.
Kandi feels like Todd has way too many things going on at once. Plus they are having a baby. She also wants to spend more time with her husband and the new baby.
The Bailey Wine Cellar Grand Opening
Bailey’s Wine Cellar is finally ready to open. I feel like it has been open for years! It’s also where Mike is going to propose. Marlo arrives with a card from Nene. She apparently could not be bothered to film. The card was very nice though. Cynthia tears up. So does Kandi. Mike whispers to Kandi to stick around. Kandi texts Kenya to hurry up and get to the event because she thinks Mike is going to propose.
Kenya comes in looking like a million bucks in a pink pantsuit. She has clearly shed all of the baby weight. She invites Cynthia and Kandi on a trip date while all of the guys are in town. Kenya reads the card from Nene in a voice she says is Nene’s voice. She laughs. Kenya talks about Yovanna being the snake. Yovanna is there so that should be interesting. Yovanna wanted to be sure that Cynthia got the card from needs and the box of Cheez-its or whatever she sent.
Can No One Keep A Secret?
Kenya tells Cynthia that she thinks that Mike is going to propose tonight because his whole family is there. Cynthia says she doesn’t think so because her mom is not there. But she is there. Kandi is furious that Kenya spoiled the surprise and pulled her to the side to tell her to stop running her mouth. Kandi calls Kenya a bitch in her talking head. She tells Kenya will never tell her anything ever again. I’ve haven’t seen Kandi this pissed off in a while.
Cynthia thanks the crowd for coming. Then Mike lifts his glass and says he would like to propose….long pause…. a toast. One of his daughters brings him a bottle of champagne to pop. Then he gets down on one knee and proposes. Everyone cries.
Kenya has bought a new fancy car that can drive itself. Tonight Marc is driving it on their way to go meet Kandi, Todd, Cynthia and Mike for dinner. Marc is really just dickish about everything. I don’t think he is thrilled she bought a car. It’s probably a rental anyway.
Dinner was awkward. Marc gets roped into talking about his proposal to Kenya. You can tell he doesn’t want to talk about it. He says one night Kenya flew up to Brooklyn without telling him and came in late at night. She woke him up and he went to grab the ring. I guess before she could find it. He gave it to her and said, “Look who is official, now.” Ugh. He didn’t get down on one knee or ask the question. However, he says he was really romantic on their wedding day. Kenya said that was the happiest day of her life…
Second To Winning Miss USA?!
Kandi is a little shocked that Brooklyn’s birth didn’t make the top two list of happiest days of Kenya’s life. Kenya asked the others if they did premarital counseling or a prenup. Kandi says the prenup almost killed their relationship. Mike is open to premarital counseling. Marc didn’t want a prenup. Marc would have found a conversation about a prenup insulting. Kenya said she has been a corporation since she was 19. She’s self made. Now if she and Marc built something together that’s another story. He says he fixed Kenya Moore Haircare for her because it was a mess. This whole dinner is messy.
Kandi asked Marc if they were to decide to divorce, and Kandi wanted money from his restaurants. Marc says she can take it. He built it from scratch he can do it again. Marc says Kenya is a little more into being flashy than she is. Kenya disagrees. Girl go on with all your fancy clothes and trips with Brooklyn to Paris and your self-driving car. The next thing you know we are suddenly talking about how nice Marc thinks Nene Leakes is. Boy, bye. You need to have more respect for your wife than that ! Kandi said the same thing in her talking head.
Next week: Everyone goes to Toronto and things get heated when Nene Leakes shows up and starts putting hands on people. AGAIN.