I almost didn’t get to this RHOA recap because I thought that it didn’t record. Apparently I recorded a lot of shows last night and it got caught up in the flutter of new recordings. I also am medicated after a pretty big and totally random panic attack today. So I may make less sense than usually as my meds are trying to knock me out completely.
Kenya stops by Lake Bailey too see Cynthia’s closet situation. It’s bad. She needs to hire someone to organize all of her stuff. She also needs to get rid of a lot of it. Quickly the topic changes to Marlo though. Kenya starts talking about Marlo always pulling something crazy out of her ass, like 80 year old dick. Ew. Then, they discuss who the snake is that is recording people. Clearly it is Yovanna but they don’t seem to know that. Then they move on to relationship advice from Michelle Obama. That’s a lot of random subjects all strewn together.
Apparently, Todd is starting multiple business and has bought a tractor trailer. Kandi has a new lipstick line. It sounds like they have way too many irons in the fire to have a new baby on the way.
A New Kind Of Biker Bar
The other night I watched that show where all the rednecks go to the beach and get arrested.The name escapes me. This season they had to film in St. Pete because Panama City didn’t want them back. Anyway, they took one of these pedi bars to a bar and it was a disaster. I don’t see how it is going to work with just Porsha and Marlo pedaling. Marlo tries to get Porsha to make amends with Nene. She doesn’t seem to be open it.
Porsha is wasted as they arrive to the Original Hotdog Factory, Marlo is trying to mend Porsha’s relationship with Dennis. Marlo calls Dennis and tries to force Porsha to tell him she loves him. She does not.
Nene Meets with Her Life Coach
Nene’s life coach is named Tamara. UGH. Gregg is there to act as the butler. Nene is apprehensive about going on the cast trip to Toronto.
Meanwhile, Cynthia and Mike go on a double date with Eva and her husband, Michael,to a sort of bowling spot. Cynthia and Mike are trying to figure out where they want to live after they get married. Micheal is pissed that someone recorded Cynthia. It has to be Yovanna. I doubt it was Marlo. Apparently the game they are playing requires throwing a football at bowling pins. If the girls win, Mike will move to Atlanta. If the guys win, Cynthia will move to LA. The Mikes win, so LA it is. I think Cynthia should live at Lake Bailey when RHOA is filming and live in LA the rest of the year.
Kenya Seeks Legal Advice
Kenya meets with a lawyer to discuss how to protect her assets from Marc and insure that he home is an asset that will go solely to Brooklyn. Marc and Kenya do not have a prenup. Kenya gets very emotional in the meeting.
Porsha And Dennis Go to Counseling
Dennis says he made a mistake. Porsha says cheating is not a mistake. Dennis has yet to take responsibility for his poor decisions. He seems to blame the rough pregnancy for his cheating. Dennis says he loves Porsha and she and the baby are his priorities. Porsha cries a lot. She didn’t want to let Dennis to know that she still loves him. Trust needs to be reestablished. Dennis says if he just wants to sleep around they can co-parent. But if he wants to get the family back together but she doesn’t know if she can trust Dennis. They hug it out. They seem to leave in a good place.
Next week Cynthia gets her proposal.