MARRIED TO MEDICINE: TROUBLE IN SPA-RIDISE
It seems like a long week between Married to Medicine recaps, doesn’t it? Once again, thank you for all of your comments. I will get to and respond to each and every one in the next day or two. Slow, slow recovery is truly exhausting. Our ladies (and husbands) of medicine will surely help! We begin with a crossover: Quad and Miss Cynthia Bailey from RHOA are meeting up for some drinks. Quad tells us that they are very good friends. They discuss Quad’s divorce, which Cynthia can relate to. She had a rough, public divorce with Peter. It was hard but both she and Peter moved on and found happiness. Quad is being super picky with the next go around with men. She wants someone good looking, rich and highly intelligent. Good luck with that unicorn search darling. Cynthia assures Quad that she will find happiness again.
Home Is Where The Heart Is
Heavenly is home having dinner with Daddy, her two older sons and daughter Alaura. Poor Alaura just wants to go to the movies, which no one is approving of. My God is Alaura smart and beautiful! I can see why they want to keep her locked up. Heavenly admits to having a hard time letting Alaura go. Daddy comes to Alaura’s rescue. You can say what you want about Heavenly but she has a beautiful and loving family.
Toya is also at her home with Eugene and the boys. Toya is going to throw a lavish housewarming party. Eugene is bone tired but listens to Toya’s over the top ideas. He quietly sips his wine, visualizing the money he is working so hard for literally going down the drain. Wine will ease your pain Eugene.
More TV Couples Therapy
Meanwhile, Scott is cooking dinner for his kids at his house. He is lamenting about his and Contessa’s marriage. Like his friend Eugene, he’s tired. Their counselor Dr. LittleJohn comes over for a session and…..wait. Did we know her name was LittleJohn? WHAT??? OK! Those of you who get it, you are my people. Those who don’t, google it.
Anywho, in their session Scott does a complete 180 on his stance with Contessa. He apologizes for encouraging her to drop out of her program. Scott wants her to go back to Tennessee to finish her degree. He will support her 100%. I’m glad they are on the same page but that seems like a really fast 180 turn, no?
Buffie is planning a spa day for the ladies at her lake house, though the location is a surprise. She hopes everyone is able to relax while having fun. Mariah shows up with a boot on her foot as she broke her toe. She also brought her sister Lake. With Quad coming to the spa day, Buffie’s dream of a relaxing, undramatic day may not go as planned.
The ladies all meet at Buffie’s main house. Buffie sends a video message saying that she won’t be taking the party bus she arranged for them It’s…odd. The party van brings brings them to the lake house, which confuses the ladies. Buffie greets the group, who are still confused but go along with it.
There is tons of food and tons of Buffie whoopin’ it up. The ladies all change into their bathing suits for the massage stations set up on the deck. Toya and Buffie rock the shit out of their bathing suits! Toya has what can only be described as an orgasmic massage. I’ll have what she’s having, please and thank you!
Buffie brings in the goats for goat yoga.You couldn’t pry me off those massage chairs to have a goat walk on my back and eat my hair! No ma’am. Most of the ladies are better sports than I am but they weren’t feeling it either. Knowing that Heavenly hates them, they target her and hilarity ensues. The goat jumps on Heavenly, eats her shorts and basically harasses the hell out of her. Contessa’s hair gets eaten as well.
One Lake Too Many
After yoga, the ladies convene to sit and decompress. Toya is super relaxed so she doesn’t have a care in the world. Seeing an opportunity to start some trouble, Heavenly calls out Mariah for bringing Lake to spa day. The physical discomfort with Mariah, Lake and Quad is obvious. In their respective talking heads, both Quad and Heavenly make good points. If Quad had indeed slept with Lake’s husband, would Lake and Mariah be able to be so cordial with Quad?
Mariah has gotten physical for a lot less, so I’m thinking they would not be able to be cordial. Contessa says that Lake and her husband are divorced so why keep rehashing the issue? Mariah and Contessa have some words but it doesn’t escalate. The ladies leave with no real arguments had so it was a successful day.
Next on the season finale recap of Married to Medicine: Jackie and Curtis start demolition on their home. Toya’s lavish party happens. Scott and Contessa discuss hiring a nanny for when she returns to Nashville. In Toya’s two story closet, a confrontation with Contessa and Buffie then Contessa and Mariah happens. Whoa. Looks good! Please join me for all the craziness.
Because you all are on Santa’s Nice List
A little extra for my readers and TT, whom I love so much. A summation of “I watched What What Happens Live” with Quad and Kenya so you don’t have to. You’re welcome 🙂
Kenya looks gorgeous in a red dress. Quad looks like beautiful in a gold metallic/scarf number. Kenya feels that bringing a marching band to Marlo’s party wasn’t shady. Marlo gets what she gives. Neither Kenya nor Quad would weigh in on Portia’s relationship, saying it wasn’t their business. Quad is fully divorced and dating. She and Greg don’t speak. Kenya shades Nene by saying that her life coach is failing her.
There’s a sneak peek for next week’s RHOA where Kenya, Kandi and Cynthia have dinner with their spouses. Mark says that he has no problem with Nene, even after Kenya tells him that Nene slammed her while she was pregnant. Both Kenya and Kandi take issue with that. Quad asks Kenya how she feels after seeing that. Kenya tries to deflect by saying that she will only answer questions from Andy. Some friction with Kenya and Quad is happening. Andy says that he was going to ask that question. Kenya says that he can because he’s the host.
Kenya and Quad go back and forth a bit…something is happening. Quad seems to like Kenya, but Kenya seems to have an issue with Quad. It’s strange. Andy shows a clip of the Quad/Lake/Mariah scene. Quad is setting the record straight: she never slept with Lake’s husband. Lake divorced him when he went to jail for wire fraud. Both Lake and Mariah were in Quad’s wedding AFTER the divorce which I didn’t know! This is a good episode, all this and we’re only 11 minutes in!
After the commercial Kenya and Quad are laughing, so all might be well there. Sheree and Kenya have spoken recently. Kenya is going to sue Marlo for accusing Kenya of having a fake white Birkin bag. A caller asks how things are with Quad and Heavenly after the Common inference. Quad says they are friends. Another caller begs Kenya not to leave her husband without a lot of thought. Kenya says she and Mark are cordial.
Next, they play a stupid game of pass Tamara’s fake titty called Hot Po-titty. They each have to say something nice about Marlo and Mariah, respectively. Neither one of them could do it. After another break, Andy says that they’re getting lots of tweets asking about the weirdness between Kenya and Quad. Kenya says they have history.Quad seems taken aback by that. Basiclally, Kenya felt that Quad was shady when she was on WWHL a few years ago with Sheree.
Kenya says that she loves Dr. G, that he’s a great guy but she cannot speak on how he was toward Quad in their marriage. Quad presses her to say exactly what she said, as she can’t remember being shady. Kenya says she won’t get into it further and shuts her down. Quad was adamant that if Kenya wants to accuse her of something, she should show the receipts. Kenya seems to back down. I don’t know how to access the after show, but if anyone sees it feel free to comment! That was some craziness. With that, I bid you all a good night. Thank you for all of your support. See you in the comments!