This isn’t really going to be a RHOC Recap. I don’t know what is wrong with me but I have plunged into a major depression and just want to go to bed for like ten days straight. I am watching the show now and just want to throw out some comments. RHONJ and RHOD will have to wait until tomorrow. I am so sorry.
Why is VIcki all up in Kelly’s business regarding some sort of fight? Why is Kelly puking? I feel like I have missed an episode. Are they driving to Key West? I made this trip once and broke many laws on the way down. I also trespassed on a property. It was ALL AGAINST MY WILL! I was in the car with a drunk driver who wanted to stop at every strip club along the way. I have terrible taste in men. He pulled into some property where I think we slept in the car? Or outside on the ground? And the next day we took a shower in the outdoor showers and there was some sort of plaque about one one of the George Bush’s. Allegedly. This entire story maybe be fiction. How long is the statue of limitation on trespassing. It was the 80s. Allegedly. SOFA KING ALLEGEDLY!
It was actually one of the worst road trips of my life. We had zero fun in Key West. I only wish we would have gone to a drag show. Watching his makes me miss living in Savannah. It’s such a cool city. I miss The Lady Chablis and was so lucky to get to see her.
Vicki is causing a lot of drama by being in contact with the girl whose Kelly’s hand allegedly broke. Vicki is dead wrong and everyone knows it. Oh this is the episode Vicki did not want aired. She was sued for being a con woman. Actually, this time it wasn’t really Vicki’s fault but that doesn’t stop production from showing some receipts. I am team Gina in this whole scene.
So much shrieking! Please make it stop! I can’t believe production let the ladies go on two separate dinners. It’s actually nice. I actually feel badly for Kelly. The tres amigas are just trash who should not be allowed to travel. I hate seeing Gina still trusting Matt. This must be difficult for her to watch.
Vicki Falls Down And Goes Boom!
When grandma is drinking straight from the beer tap. We have a problem. How do these people not have alcohol poisoning? When security comes there way to tell them to stop being fucking public drunks. Vicki falls down. And of course the WAAAAAAHBulance is called. Typical Vicki.
Sorry guys. I am EXTREMELY depressed today. I have not been eating right. I’m overwhelmed by life. I have been drinking too much. I need to get my shit together. So I can’t do a double recap tonight. Maybe tomorrow? xo ~tt
I don’t get why a RHONJ clip is playing. It’s supposed to the be after show about Vicki’s ambulance trip. No matter what I do they want you to watch this RHONJ thing. So let’s just go with it.