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RHONJ Recap: Jamaican Jailbait

November 27, 2019 by tamaratattles 33 Comments

Tonight’s episode of RHONJ is an hour and a half long. The ladies are all headed to Jamaica for Jennifer’s birthday party. This season we clearly have two warring factions. On one side we have Teresa, her anal wart Jennifer, and her ride or die Delores.  On the other side we have Melissa, Jackie and Margaret. Tonight’s RHONJ Recap will be totally biased for the latter group.

We start with a play date at Jennifer’s house with Jackie’s kids. Something tells me the truce that these two made last week will not last long. Teresa won’t tolerate her foot soldier fraternizing with the enemy. The kids all run down to the indoor basketball court. Jackie invites Jennifer and Melissa to bring their kids to her house for her twins birthday party. Jackie asks Jennifer if she thinks Teresa is going to bully her in Jamaica. Jennifer’s young son is waving around hundred dollar bills.

Margaret is having to sell the property next to her house that she bought to make into a garden to pay off her lawsuit with a competitive business who won a copyright case against her. She’s actually in a lot of financial troubles. Click the link for details. It’s a great piece of land, I’m sad for her that she has to sell it.

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Melissa and Joe Gorga are thinking about having another baby. Melissa just turned 40 and she doesn’t want to have an empty nest anytime soon. They are checking out her eggs to see if she can do IVF. Joe also has to give a sperm sample so he is off to watch porn.

Jennifer (aka production) has booked two suites in Jamaica. One holds 4 people and the other holds two. Jennifer wants to room with Teresa and Dolores in the bigger suite so they decide to pick Melissa as their fourth. Teresa isn’t really feeling Margaret or Jackie.

RHONJ RecapBratty Party Guests

Jackie has a normal children’s birthday party with pizza and cake and basketball. The kids love it. Except for Jennifer’s little bratty girl, and Jennifer. The little girl wants to go inside and “see her house.” She’s very demanding. Jennifer trashes Jackie’s party in her talking heads. She so tacky. Jackie and Melissa talk about the Jamaica trip.  Jennifer is planning to impersonate all the others at the party. Dolores’ man doesn’t seem to be taking her calls. Trouble in Paradise?

I’m So Embarrassed My Vagina Hurts!

I feel like Margaret’s words needed their own header. Jennifer is acting like a fool from the second they land in Jamaica. She rides a scooter (where did that come from) up to the driver picking them up and does the whole.”Jamaica Mon!” thing. Awkward. Personally, I didn’t really love my trip to Jamaica. I did not stay in a villa at Moon Palace or the Presidential Suite. That was the actual problem.

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In the villa, Jennifer starts trashing Jackie right away. Dolores says she doesn’t consider Jackie a friend. Melissa tries to stick up for Jackie while everyone else trashes her.

Rum Tasting And A Zinger!

Jackie and Marget have to walk a million miles to the villa with little to no directions on how to get there. A guy is there to give them a rum tasting. Margaret doesn’t really drink but  attempts to try them all. She’s not a fan. They drink quite a few rums from youngest and end with a 21 year old rum. This is where Margaret says, ” She likes a minimum age of 21, Teresa. She doesn’t like jailbait.” This is of course a dig at Teresa’s boytoy. In a talking head, Jennifer says she was waiting for Teresa to go ballistic. When she didn’t Jennifer said, “I wondered if the comment went over Teresa’s head. Because, that happens.”

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I agree with Melissa that Teresa is going to explode later. At dinner the ladies seem to be paying close attention to what Jackie eats. Or more importantly what she doesn’t eat. Then to topic moves on to birthing babies. A lovely dinner topic right of there with giving head. Teresa says she and Joe tried IVF to insure they had a boy but the eggs didn’t stick. Then they had another girl the natural way. This leads to Melissa announcing she is looking into IVF. Everyone thinks Melissa is kidding.

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The topic turns to Dolores and her doctor boyfriend. Suddenly, she is in no rush to marry him. Melissa suspects something is going on there. Then Jackie says that she thinks David might like her better than Frank. She says Frank doesn’t like her. Dolores says not to take it personally. That is just Frank. Jackie say that it hurts her that as Dolores friend she doesn’t stick up for her. This is the perfect opportunity for Jennifer to be a total cunt and tell Jackie that Dolores said early today she doesn’t see Jackie as a friend.

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This of course causes a blowup between Dolores and Jackie. Then, Teresa jumps in to jump on Jackie. Jackie tries to get Teresa to agree to a truce. And Teresa agrees. For now. We all know Teresa Giudice doesn’t ever let go of a grudge. Dinner ends and then we oddly get a preview of the next episode followed by 30 more minutes of show. I don’t have any idea why they are doing this. The ratings for RHONJ are quite low. But, I don’t see how this is helping.

Oh! It’s not a 90 minute show. It’s an episode of Cash Cab with Margaret! So strange.

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Filed Under: Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Danielle Staub, Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Fashion, GIa GIudice, Jackie Goldschneider, Jennifer Aydin, Joe Giudice, Joe Gorga, Margaret Josephs, Melissa Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Reunion, RHONJ, Teresa Guidice

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  1. tamaratattles says

    November 27, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    FYI Margaret is horrible at trivia and keeps trying to confuse the actual players.

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  2. Mercedes says

    November 27, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    TT something is up with your mobile site. I keep getting the pop ups thag I won a prize and all that junk.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 27, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      Clear Cache for One Site in Safari
      Select the gear icon to open Safari’s menu and select Preferences.
      Select the Privacy tab, then select Details.
      Choose TamaraTattles.com
      Select Remove.
      Select Done when you’ve deleted all the cookies from Safari.
      Reboot your phone.

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  3. Teresa says

    November 27, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Seeing Jackie faking that she ate and that she was eating her dinner, really disturbed me, so sad.
    They edited it so we could clearly she that.

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    • Lee Lawrence says

      November 28, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      Me too. I wonder if the stress of the show is causing a relapse in her eating disorder.

      I think there are 2 levels of disordered eating, Bethenny Frankel is eating disordered clearly because no one can be that thin at her age without a lot of sacrifice and/or effort, despite her claims that she is chill. But she is still able to eat and act normal in public, so it is what I think of as mildly disordered. She probably eats very little when she is alone, but she makes a public effort to eat at least.
      The other level is Jules Wainstein level where she is so obsessed she can’t even put up a public facade of eating and everyone can really see what is happening. That is where Jackie is at right now.
      I like Jackie, I hope she snaps out of it.

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  4. Janabanana says

    November 27, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    I am so over Teresa. And they WERE cyber bullying Jackie. I’m loving Margaret and her boy toy comments. I hate how they tiptoe around Teresa bc she constantly plays the victim. I’m having issues with your site on my phone also with the pop ups. I’ve cleared the cache but it didn’t work. I’ll try again. So I’m on my laptop now.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 27, 2019 at 10:45 pm

      Try this for your phone.

      Clear Cache for One Site in Safari
      Select the gear icon to open Safari’s menu and select Preferences.
      Select the Privacy tab, then select Details.
      Choose TamaraTattles.com
      Select Remove.
      Select Done when you’ve deleted all the cookies from Safari.
      Then reboot your phone.

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  5. Pecksniffian says

    November 27, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    I’m team intelligence all the way, but I don’t think Frank necessarily dislikes Jackie. He seemed to be attempting a joke at her expense, probably because he’s threatened by Jackie having an ACTIVE law license. Still, I didn’t like how Dolores behaved tonight, especially when she could see T & Jen were piling on Jackie. Yet D will “stand by her men” til the bitter end: Frank, who apparently needs the income from insinuating himself onto her show (pathetic) & David, who’s chronically unavailable (except to her ex)?! D better wake up & smell the coffee!?

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  6. LA_in_KY says

    November 28, 2019 at 12:29 am

    I was blown away by that one kid waving around hundred dollar bills. Jennifer should be worried that someone is now going to try to rob her son when he is out in public. She needs to teach her kids not to have cash like that out in public or on TV. Hell, I might snatch it out of his hand to teach him a lesson.

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    • smplatt014 says

      November 28, 2019 at 12:54 am

      I don’t think Jennifer is capable of teaching anything, her daughter might as well do this task!

      My husband will go to the atm and count it right there, then make sure the bills are facing correctly. The bitch in me tells him to put that shit away your money doesn’t care what direction it’s facing, ugh!! If he waves it, I’m snatching!

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      • LA_in_KY says

        November 28, 2019 at 1:14 am

        Didn’t we all learn via Joe Guidice season 1 or 2 when he paid the movers with a wad of one hundred dollar bills on national television?

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    • Prycer says

      November 28, 2019 at 1:15 am

      LMAO

      Reply
  7. marc says

    November 28, 2019 at 5:07 am

    I abhor Jennifer & Jackie. They bring nothing to the show. Would rather watch Danielle & the rest of the cast bring back some Jersey glory. All additions to Rhonj disappoint ( Amber & Jim the twins etc) . Bring back Dina !

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    • Ashley Doherty says

      November 28, 2019 at 6:45 am

      I used to tolerate Jackie but I find she really will just whine about anything she can and that bet olds fast. I don’t want to tolerate Jennifer but she does make me laugh…

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      • Anna says

        December 5, 2019 at 1:56 pm

        I agree. Last season Jackie went after Teresa for drama. This season she is playing the victim. .

        I don’t know why TT hates jennifer so much. Jennifer makes herself look bad, but she still became friends with jackie, so she obviously is not Teresa’s soldier.
        And Dolores rocks. I love how she doesn’t give a shit what people think of her.
        But mostly jackie??? She and Kelly Dodd from rhoc must have the same pr people.
        Play victim so people won’t notice what a bitch you are.

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 5, 2019 at 2:22 pm

          Actually, I was just watching Jennifer on WWHL. I found her very intelligent and quick witted. She played this game where they put up a celeb and she had to say things they were famous for saying and she was so good at it I thought maybe they gave her the quotes in advance!

          I think the things I don’t like about Jennifer are mostly her parenting and her leeching on to Teresa. The woman I saw on WWHL was great! And she handled some really difficult (kinda mean) phone calls like a professional PR person. It was kind of amazing.

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        • Ktina says

          December 5, 2019 at 7:25 pm

          Jennifer’s not as bad as she was last year but Delores? She’s such a bitch. Her flippant attitude and the way she didn’t care that she hurt jackies feelings was so cold. She’s too thick as thieves for me too. The blind loyalty is ridiculous. Jackies an intelligent, classy and beautiful woman with a husband who loves her. Delores must feel inferior

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    • Cheryle says

      November 28, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      Marc. Dina lives in Orange County Ca. with her husband.. Her house has been for sale and maybe sold in San Juan Capistrano.

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      • marc says

        December 2, 2019 at 2:30 am

        I thought after the home invasion she came back to New Jersey? She still lives in the house where the home invasion told place ? I would rather see her chew gum than any other cutrent cast member. She is fascinating & fierce !

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  8. Bushwick says

    November 28, 2019 at 6:30 am

    I’d like to finish reading the recap & comments but the page keeps getting taken over by Lucky Spin, encouraging me to click & win a prize. I tried about 10 times to get through it. TT please make them stop after a few attempts. I’m not biting on their bait.

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  9. Nanette says

    November 28, 2019 at 8:57 am

    Jennifer may be the most insecure RH ever, tied with Dorit. Anyone who needs all that ostentatious bullshit to prove how special they are has their insecurity and lack of self-awareness on display. So sad to see someone with that much money and such nouveau riche taste.

    That reminds me that I was on THE Instagram yesterday and did a search for my hero, Paul Holes. Right below Paul Holes was PK’s IG. Mostly images of Dorit. The photo of her with a half head of bobby-pin/clips made me laugh because one of those (likely $350) pins said “icon.” Icon of WHAT, Insecurity? Grifting?

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    • Prycer says

      November 28, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      Preach girl!

      Reply
  10. JoJoFLL says

    November 28, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    I can’t put my finger on it but something is just bugging me about RHONJ.

    Maybe it’s Teresa’s inflated ego and her being completely unaware of how she sounds.

    Something ain’t right with the Delores/Frank thing.

    Jennifer and her husband skeeve me out.

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    • Something Clever says

      November 29, 2019 at 1:54 am

      Dolores and Frank – they’re basically in an open marriage, despite their divorce. And he’s an attention whore who wants in the the fame his ex-wife is enjoying on the show.

      Jennifer’s husband is another attention whore. I get the vibes that he’s fucking her sister, too. He’s super creepy.

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  11. BeetsWhy says

    November 29, 2019 at 8:26 am

    I can’t believe these high maintenance women would tolerate a 2-3 hour bus ride to Ocho Rios from Montego Bay. I hired a puddle jumper for myself and three friends—we were sipping rum drinks in the ocean when the sweaty rest of our group arrived!

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  12. Ktina says

    November 29, 2019 at 10:29 am

    The pop ups are making it impossible to comment.

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    • christine (@christineT514) says

      November 29, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      yet here you are

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  13. Aud says

    November 30, 2019 at 12:20 am

    It’s so much faster to watch this show by FF’ing fake ass Melissa Gorga. The only story line that could possibly interest me at this point is her and Joey’s take down. Free IVF treatments? Get on outta here with that snoozefest. There’s just none of the love-to-hate UNCTIOUSNESS (lol) that I get from say, a Jennifer. (Or whatever the name of the one with the indoor basketball court and the face morphing into Jax Laurita). Nothing.

    The quick shot of Delores brushing bronzer onto her cheekbones made me think for the umpteenth time of what a stunning facial structure she has. Stunning. I love how she goes bare make up the most on the show.

    Glad that Margaret eventually must have had good facial work done. She was looking rough in a lot of the episodes this Season. She’s looking great in the newer confessionals! I was also sad for her on the property tour but the life of a Sugar Momma is a rough one, making her 21 comment to Teresa even uglier.

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  14. Ktina says

    December 2, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Inside scoop! My husband met a first cousin of Joe Guidice’s this weekend.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 2, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      Cool beans!

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      • KTina says

        December 3, 2019 at 5:02 pm

        Joe’s family hates Theresa. They’re not much of a fan of his either but out of the two, he’s obviously favored. They all believe that if it wasn’t for her, he would have never gone to the lengths that he did to make his illegal money. She wanted to be on the show so bad that she made him do whatever he could so that it would look like they had tons of money. The only reason that Joe isn’t singing like a lark is because he loves his daughters and she’s the only one making money at this point. He’s going along with the “she didn’t know what she was doing and it was all my fault” routine.

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      • Ktina says

        December 11, 2019 at 9:46 am

        Did you stop recapping NJ?

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  15. maureensmith22382 says

    December 2, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    I thought it was funny when Teresa said she went through IVF because a fertility clinic was listed as one of her creditors during her bankruptcy trial. Andy brought up some NY Post article on the season 4 or 5 reunion that listed her creditors and there was a fertility clinic on it to the tune of like 20,000.00 if my memory serves me correct….she kept telling him the post was lying because she had four beautiful daughters so there obviously wasn’t anything wrong with her or joes fertility…..

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