After two Neneless RHOA recaps, alas the time has come. I’m here to recap so that you can boycott. Hopefully this will put a dent in the ratings. Nene has been a wreck on Twitter the last two episodes retweeting any tweet she can find that said people missed her. Then she basically went on a hate campaign against her RHOA castmates. And this week she cause this episode “the actual premiere. Kenya Moore has suggested we just fast forward through the Nene scenes. I hope you all just don’t watch and read here instead. I like all of the taglines this year. That’s rare.
Eva tells Cynthia that she had to pack up and move two days after Nene outed her address last season. The sperm donor of her first child, as she called him, Kevin McCall, recently went back to jail in Atlanta while he was trying to get custody of the kid. He needs no custody and people need to stop helping him figure out how to find Marly. Marlo is part of the problem with outing Eva as well. I can’t imagine having psycho constantly stalking. I did live next to a psycho next door though.
Porsha Tries To Deal With Dennis’ Cheating
I’m trying to remember if we saw Tanya Sam on the first two seasons. Y’all, my memory is shot. Tanya is too good for this show. This season, sadly Tanya is going to carry bones between Nene and the rest. Porsha is now BFFs with Tanya for that reason. Porsha tells Tanya, Tanya tells Nene. Porsha talks to Tanya about Dennis’ cheating. She says Dennis says that she was not emotionally available. She shows Tanya photos of all the things they were doing together during that time. Frankly, Dennis needed to be more available in every way to Porsha while she was carrying his child. Porsha has lost all trust for now.
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These Bravocon commercials are slowing me down.Eva has a crush of Captain Lee. I mean, doesn’t everybody? Today Ashley from RHOP said she has a crush on Captain Sandy. Me? Not so much there.
Marc Daly Is A Dick
Kenya is a super over protective mom. Che, Kenya’s cousin comes for a visit and Kenya is already telling her she is doing it wrong. I have no right to judge as I only have a dog and I am very over protective of Banjo. She tells Che that things with Marc are tense. I am not sure how much I believe Kenya when she talks about the more romantic times. Kenya complains about not having date nights, but won’t let anyone watch Brooklyn so she can have one.
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When Marc shows up to film, I am reminded how clever Kenya Moore was when building her house. She got the house at a steal and basically completely flipped it. Then she worked out all kinds of deals for appliances and toilets, and granite and all the expensive shit that the plugged on her social media. She’s a smart cookie.
Except when it comes to relationships. I can’t really fault her for that though. Childhood trauma often makes close relationships damn near impossible. Marc may be hot but every word out of his mouth is mean toward Kenya. He’s sweet with the baby but treats her like dogshit. When he isn’t being a dick, he just ignores her.
Kandi and Todd argue about how the baby shower will go with a surrogate. I say skip the shower. Kandi doesn’t need anyone to buy her a diaper tower. Kayla wants to move to NYC to work in fashion. Kandi says she was going to give her money for her birthday but Todd would not let her. Kandi doesn’t like that Todd and his 23 year old daughter go drink at strip clubs. I know it sounds crazy, but in the ATL that’s not that unusual.Strip clubs are kind of the same thing as any other bar, but with naked chicks here and there.
Noelle Goes To Her First NYC Pride Parade
On last week’s RHOA recap I told you that Noelle told her mother that she is sexually fluid. I doubt that was the first time Cynthia had that talk with Noelle, but she was still great about it. Mike Hill calls Cynthia while she is preparing for the trip. His concern is Cynthia will have her first encounter with Nene since the reunion on a float.
Cynthia and Eva get ready for pride. They talk about all the crap Nene is talking to everyone before the season started. Tamara Tattles exclusive sources say that Nene was willing to go on an apology tour to hold a spot on the show. But, apparently, she did not. At least not yet that we have seen. Because Bravo loves conflict.
Eva is not in the mood to deal with Nene Leakes after she put her life in danger. Noelle calls asking for her mom’s makeup artist to help her put on her lashes. Gurrllll I am eleventy billion years old and never put on false eyelashes. I bought some a long time ago and I am still afraid to put them on.
We need an entire episode just for Pride. Or a special. But sadly that is not happening. Andy apparently likes the taste of moose asshole. What? I’m just saying. And while everyone else dressed for the occasion someone tied up a white pride shirt and wore some sort of balloon shorts. And shockingly, it was not Andy Cohen.
Next week THIS HAPPENS THAT Tamara Tattles EXCLUSIVELY TOLD YOU ABOUT IN REAL TIME.
So what did you think?
I refuse to watch tonight’s episode. Thanks for the recap, TT.
Absolutely positively I will boycott this week’s episode. Been so excited for a Bravo boycott,but I needed more than just me, lol.
Recap is great, and so less stressful than watching the episode, lol.
Not watching. I quit this show a long time ago. Thanks for the Recap. I miss ‘Get a Room w Carson & Tom’ on Bravo, that’s ALL I miss.
But TT, treat yourself!! At Ulta and Sephora, they will apply your lashes for you! That’s how I got started, and now I do it myself. We love our lashes here in Orange County, CA❣?
PS We DIDN’T love it being 93 degrees here today ?? Hugs to you & Banjo-
Great recap, not watching. I hope at least one of the HW franchises spend a whole episode sharing the pride experience!
The episode is taping at home but I just deleted the first 2 before I came back to work. Tech question, if the episode records on my DVR, does that get picked up as viewed episode?
I recently bought the magnetic eyeliner and lashes, lol, I haven’t tried them yet (I did on my hand, it stuck) , I mean, magnetic eyeliner? Wth am I thinking?
I thought TT told us a long time ago, that if you don’t watch the dvr within the first three days it doesn’t count, but I could be mistaken.
I hope you’re right! I haven’t watched but I have been recording. I recorded last season too but didn’t watch…and damn it! I really loved EVERY HW series when they started! I think it’s interesting that I got so sucked in for sooo long before I realized I was hitting mute or turning the channel when other people were in the room…I have serious FOMO disorder though along with probable addiction problems, thank goodness for TT and followers!
I keep saying I’m not going to watch the new series from Salt Lake, but I can already feel the FOMO???
And I bought the magnetic lashes a couple years ago, what a disaster…lol, but I was under the influence when I tried to apply them, so there’s that. Never heard of magnetic eyeliner?
The eyeliner is applied…then attach the lash, different from the 2 lashes with magnets that your real lashes get sandwiched between…still, I’m too chicken to put iron on my lashline. My hand did not get irritated. Honestly I just don’t know when I need to wear false eyelashes? I know they’re super popular right now, that’s why I bought them I guess, plus
I was in a fancy store in Tuscon and there’s nothing too fancy here in the WWWest and I went all girly. I’ll update ya’ll when I try them out.
Technically it doesn’t count if you don’t watch for seven days. 🙂 I want the magnetic lashes too. But I should point out I never leave the house. I just didn’t want to die never having worn fake eyelashes. I think most of them look stupid but I is old and the lashes and the brows ain’t what they used to be. I thought about brow blading but every time I see Nene Leakes who lives in my town, I am like NOPE. I really just need them dyed and groomed but I am too lazy for that too.
My ideal eyebrows were Brooke Shields back in the day. This brow blading has go way too far. It looks freakish. I wish I had the courage for false eyelashes but I just don’t
I see a lot of women wearing fake lashes & they’re so fake looking… lashes up to their eyebrows… then there is lash lice from not washing your eyes wearing fake lashes… I’ll stick to mascara
Omg lash lice? This comment alone is enough to make me never want to try them! Eeeww, Gross! I gotta say I can imagine an infection but lice never comes to mind. I’m sticking to mascara, too.
My youngest daughter tried the lash extensions for a special occasion and when she went to get them removed they pulled out half her lashes! They grew back relatively quickly because she’s young; but, it seems risky to mess with stuff so close to your eyeballs.
I use Latisse and my eyelashes are up to my eyebrows so maybe more people should give it a try. I see people in the office wearing false eyelashes and (to me) it looks bizarre in the daytime.
If you have light colored eyes (blue, green esp), Latisse is known for permanently changing the pigment to brown. Most of the other products like it do the same thing. FYI
Btw, I didn’t mean for the above to come off as rude. I’ve seen it work wonders on a friend. But I have blue eyes and my doctors told me it would turn them brown permanently if I used it. I’m just jealous. But also in case other readers want to use it, it’s a known side effect for those products. There’s only one of them that doesn’t have that side effect but it is pretty expensive. I’m eleventy million years old and have lost the lashes and brows of my youth. Sigh.
I didn’t watch. Your recap is enough for me!
Yay!
My thoughts:
Kenya- That poor woman. Marc is horrible towards her. I don’t think he even likes her, and it’s obvious that he does not love her. I also felt sorry for Kenya because she is jealous of the attention Marc gives Brooklyn.
Porsha- First, we find out that Dennis asked for the ring back. Tonight we see that he’s blaming Porsha for him cheating on her saying she was not emotionally available to him. Contrary to popular opinion, I think Porsha needs to cut her losses by ending the relationship. Some affairs can be worked through. This is not one of them. Dennis does not seem invested in the relationship. I think Porsha has set herf
Cynthia-Still as boring as watching paint dry. But, I do like Cynthia and Eva as friends.
Eva- She is finally coming across as authentic to me. Cool girl.
Nene – She still looks and acts emotionally imbalanced to me. I think I’ll join the boycott
Well, I can’t watch tonight’s episode anyway because I’m working all night, then working in the field again tomorrow.
Thanks for watching this episode so we don’t have to. It’s hard for me to pull away from RHOA, but Nene gives me a good reason to finally do so.
I really want to watch this season just to see Kenya, baby Brooklyn and shame face…how this all goes so wrong with Marc but I haven’t watched.
I have always enjoyed Eva, I understand why a lot of people find her boring but I find her cute and maybe trying too hard at times to find her feet on this show, I don’t know how that’s so horrible. To me it speaks to her “realness”.
I love Eva. She has the cutest babies in the world. I’d say it was a tie with Fredrik from MDLNY’s babies but I think hers edge them out by a hair.
I don’t understand why Marlo gossiped to Nene about Eva’s financial situation like it was shameful. I mean, so what if Eva is not where she needs to be financially. That is not a reflection of her character.
Marlo was trying to rub it in that she makes more as a friend that Eva makes as a peach holder. And it is true. Lorraine the producer tried to act like Marlo might get a peach one day. She never will and she could care less. She makes more that several of them that do and she is literally never not going to be on RHOA unless she cuts another bitch. And even then she might get a raise. Marlo is quite happy with her contract. Thanks to Kandi…
Is this cos of that Marlo show Kandi created/produced?
yep.
Please don’t work too hard atdleft, we need you here too.
If he doesn’t participate enough, I know just how to punish him…. Let’s just say…it’s time to move on to Children’s Christmas stories….
Lol
Wonder if noelle living with Mike instead of her dad has anything to do with her sexuality. Maybe he didn’t take it as well. Hard to imagine though because they seemed so close
I can’t see Leon caring about that. I CAN see him caring about her living with Mike though. Something is going on there.
I agree, something is up with that and I don’t think it’s about her sexuality. I think it has more to do with her desire to be in the entertainment industry and dropping out of school. Yes, her father is an actor but he knows how the game goes and maybe doesn’t want her involved in that kind of life. But who knows – *shrug*
Tamara, you had me laughing so hard that I scared the cat right off of my bed, somewhere he loves to be, when I read your comment about the false eyelashes! ? I too am eleventy billion years old and still don’t know how to put on the false eyelashes I’ve been buying myself since my 30’s! Sadly, I can’t even wear mascara anymore because I have developed rosacea in my eyes. Who knew that was even a thing? It always looks like I’m either crying or have just been crying. This getting old shit is definitely not for the squeamish. ?
Stay strong Mary!
Thanks Tamara. ❤️
Glad Nene is back! Marc doesn’t like Kenya and you can tell. He also adores his daughter which Kenya is jealous of
What do you like about Nene, Michelle? Her sixth grade education? Her extreme photoshopping of her fat ass? That time she tried to get everyone into the Multilevel Marketing scheme she fell for and flew to Haiti to rob the poor? The way she bailed on Gregg during his cancer procedures? Her cheating with the Pizza guy? Her fashion sense with a men’s Hanes t-shirt? The way she punchers her cameraman in the mouth knocking out her teeth? Or is it her completely illiterate way of shit talking her castmates? I’d love to know what it is you love about Nene.
Omg you are queen!!! Thanks. Yes, this!
Bloop!
Thanks for the recap, cuz I’m not watching. Can’t take Nene.
The first week of my official boycott (complete with avatar) of the Moose. MOOSE TRACKS!!!!! Best title ever. I bet if the boycott does reflect in numbers, Moose blames Kenya’s return. After reading this, I feel like I drank without the hangover. I am watching WWHL and Bravo could have a whole show of RH villains. Maybe one of them would knock Nene’s teeth out. It could happen.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the avatar. Mentioned in a different set of comments. I am off to bed. How did it get to be five am. Please don’t let any HW go to jail before I get up before three tomorrow!
But if Trump can go to jail at any time. The lying liar face.
Moose crossing ???
Glad Nene’s back! I have a heart, so I’ll refrain from Kenya bashing this ep…Marc is a turd. I will say this however…she chose him, and I’m sure he showed his true colors before they “I Do’d”.
Nope to Nene. Enjoyed the last 2 episodes. Won’t be watching with that trash on tv. You couldn’t pay me enough. Thanks for the recaps TT.
Stopped watching last season. Was tempted to watch because Kenya is back, but can’t watch Marc (that asshat) treating her badly. Won’t watch Nene. Don’t care about Eva, Cynthia or Kandi. No reason to watch and am happy to read recaps here.
When my oldest was first born, I took him to my moms so she could watch him . I came back & her & my dad were hysterical laughing . They put my son , around 3 months old , under the Christmas tree & an ornament filled with sand fell on his head. They thought it was funny. I did not. I never went out without him until he was like 2.
what fancy store is that kipper? i’m in tucson.
Please don’t laugh at me! Ulta.
We have a teeny tiny Sephora at our JCP, and the obligatory counters at our eh Dillards. I acted like a kid in candyland. The other thing I bought but again am too chicken to try is the microneedling kit, I’ve read how beneficial it can be and watched countless YouTube videos, my oldest daughter keeps checking in to see how it’s working, the package except the instructions (which I’ve read a bazilion times) is otherwise untouched, daughter just chuckles. Damn it, neither one of my girls has a false sense of who I am!
Follow up comment. When my baby got her nose pierced last Wed. on her 18th bday, I DID go, I did pay and I might have gotten the coolest piercing in my ear ever!
Haven’t watched ATL in forever. Hate Nene. Just read TTs recaps. Have never seen Eva on the show but from the pictures provided here, I think she is still gorgeous.
I didn’t watch this episode. After not watching last season, I’m having a hard time getting into the show again – even with Kenya back on. I’m having a hard time caring about Porsha’s dilemma, find Cynthia annoying and boring as ever, and oddly have no opinion on Eva. Nene is horrible inside and out.
Tamara, you may get your wish. I’m close getting off of the Real Housewives teat. Hopefully Bravo will introduce more shows like Impostors. That was a good one. Check out that show “Dead to Me”? It’s a good one. Season 2 will start next year sometime. I think it’s on Netflix.
All I kept thinking about last night’s episode, and Nene’s return, was “The Moose is Loose!”
TT, I apologize in advance…..I know you hate nicknames…..#NoWLSPlease #IWillGoToTheCornerNow —->
Regrettably, I did watch last night and I have to say that NeNe has the emotional intelligence of a gnat and loves to play the victim. Yes, her husband had cancer, but thousands and thousands of us are dealing with that as well, with not even one-tenth of their monetary resources or access to the best healthcare. Then to make it all about her, and put out there that she is an ambassador for cancer, is really tone deaf. She spectacularly lacks in compassion, and is like a feudal queen, expecting blind loyalty and praise/accolades, but never reciprocating. I, for one, am very glad that Cynthia woke up and refused to take it any longer.
I missed NeNe like I missed Ms. “She by Sheree`” and “Big Poppa’s Kim”…which is to say… NOT AT ALL!
Hope that it continues to stay with Porsha, Kenya, Cynthia, Eva, and Kandi at its core.
I thought it was weird that Che referred to Marc as “your husband” rather than by his name. I wonder what that was all about?
Thanks for the recap TT I also boycotted this show and will continue to do so until Nene is no longer on it. I’m sure Kenya will be blamed for the low ratings per usual by Bravo.
Boycotting and reading recaps too! Nene has been grating on my nerves since for years! I just can’t with her, she’s jealous of anyone that she views as competition and/or more successful. She hasn’t been liable since season 2 ish. The entire Greg debacle shredded any hope of likability.
Haven’t watched yet, but I already told my husband our next big female dog will be named Nene. He’s like, what? No way. She’s like….awful. Our last German Shepherd was named Reva Shayne (slut of Springfield if anyone watched Guiding Light back in the day) He never says no to me but he was like HELL no!!! Sorry for the random comment.
Sorry, girlfriend, I am on you husband’s side. No dog deserves that, I asked my dog Banjo and he agrees with me.