Tonight we have a firsthand review of Luann de Lesseps cabaret show in ….I think it was Minnesota. I’ve had this for awhile and just haven’t gotten up up in a timely manner. Apologies to the Tamara Tattles spy who contributed to this post.
Here is what our Tamara Tattles spy had to say.
Luann de Lesseps came out over a half an hour late, I guess that’s usual for her from what I heard on Twitter. She did appear to be drinking, but not sloppy drunk. She changed outfits four times and actually put on a pretty entertaining show.
Luann Seems Thrilled That Bethenny Left
She also did a Q&A and didn’t hesitate with any of the questions. She was surprised by Bethenny and Tinsley leaving. Luann de Lesseps said she wishes Bethenny the best followed by laughing then she said. “Sayonara! Ciao. darling!” And laughed some more.
Side note, Tinsley isn’t leaving the show and will be full time on the upcoming season. However, she is getting docked a few episodes for taking off during filmng to travel around with Scott. So, she is definately trying to convince herself and the rest of us thast she is getting engaged.
So, Tinsley went to Chicago to be with Scott. Luann de Lesseps thinks they are getting married. Or at least she hopes so because if it doesn’t work out she saids, “I don’t know if they’ll let her come crawling back.”
Jacques will be on this season of RHONY. He has a girlfriend now, but they are still close like family. Luann is dating someone she works with but isn’t ready to name names.
I am ready to name names. It’s Rich Super her agent.
Luann swears she didn’t sleep with the pirate. She stated the women were all sleeping when she got home with him and one of the producers ratted her out to the other ladies. Sonja did sleep with the pirate, but Luann wishes she could say “I did the pirate.”
She totally did the pirate.
Luann is having a good season with both Ramona and Dorinda. She just came from filming in The Berkshires.
Luann de Lesseps Gives Parenting Advice Now
Someone asked her advice about how to be a fabulous working Mom to which Luann replied, I kid you not, “Keep being fabulous hell with the children. If Mommy’s happy everyone is happy, right?”
Bravo wanted Luann to use the tag like “It’s not about Tom it’s about tomorrow.” And she said I’m not saying that and rejected it.
If she had to pick a housewife to leave the franchise it would be Alex McCord? She’s Down under now and an attorney. Guess Luann still doesn’t like her.
Jill Zarin will be on RHONY this season and Luann is the catalyst who brings Jill on. Maybe with her new boyfriend.
So we can blame Luann for Jill Zarin coming back in? That is actually Bethenny’s fault.
Lastly, Luann is doing a new show titled “Marry Fuck Kill” and Sonja will be in part of it. Sonja is her favorite to film with. And that about raps it up aside from her singing and two guests she had with her.
Alex McCord is a psychologist…..Simon studies to become a lawyer at Southern Cross University, he is serving as a director of van Kempen & Associates, according to the law firm’s website. “So Simon has teamed up with his brother and opened a second office. So he’s loke the manager of the lawoffice.
Thsts what I thought
Ok I see nothings changed here with ol Lu. Eek, the bit about the children is a little harsh, no? Especially when we look back at old episodes of her leaving her little guy Noel with the nanny to go out on the town and he begged her to stay home.. then cut to her selling their childhood home and they had to sue her to stop it.
The girls in Mexico..
Lu “I think they’re just jealous of my success”
Ramona “no, I don’t think so” -one of the better lines in RHONY.
NY was my last Housewives franchise, but with Bethenny absent & Jill back, I’m definitely off the circuit. I enjoy the NY RE guys (RE is my porn & I’ve long dabbled), but Heather spoils the CA bunch for me. Oh well, 2020 should be a good year for Rachel Maddow, & it’s always a good time for Fly Boy–
Giggle!
Jill doesn’t bother me anymore. She’s one of the more fun ones at this point.
But she is apparently only back for one or two episodes…
Jill Z and Lu can hold long “deep” and “meaningful” talks about how special each of them are. I didn’t watch when Jill was on before, so I don’t know who has the beef, but that changes all the time anyway. I plan to read the recaps and comments, then decide whether to watch. Weaning myself off RH by tapering.
I agree, it is time to cut the cord. I gave up OC, ATL, Southern Charm and Vanderpump. I’m not watching more than Below Deck, Million Dollar, RHOP and RHOD. They are still a little more real but on thin ice.
I’m glad to hear a TT approved review. Honestly I’d see the Countess and her Caberet (had to override the Cabernet, that damn spell check!) show. Not likely gonna happen in my neck of the woods…speaking of which, any lady hunters here? I need a new pair of boots, I killed mine on our last hunt, want waterproof, warm with large toe box, size 11, help! I’ve looked at everything online and in our stores here, no 11s.
Have you tried on a men’s 9?
Yes, all my boots are men’s 9.5..God damnit I want one pair of boots that fit and don’t look like my old Army boots!
My foot size has always been a problem. I also have really long toes, so I require an ample foot box. I’m a girly girl. I am tough, I’m hunting bull Elk at the end of this month, I killed my old favorite boots a few years ago, waited on another draw,…now? I am trying to find my perfect boot situation.
Some western wear shops carry hunting boots. Sometimes on sale.
Ordered Bean boots, I just don’t have the stores to shop here so I crossed my fingers and ordered online, thanks for all the suggestions everyone, fingers crossed!
Ll Bean for boots!
I saw Lu’s show. Went with friends who are also Bravo fans. It was so much fun! Gretchen and Slade were also in the audience.
Thanks T – NY is last remaining HW show for me and loving the inside track.
Also I hope you are taking care of yourself 🧡
Thanks TT’s spy for the tea,
Luann will always be about Luann.
I thought she may have changed after her dust up with the police, but clearly she hasn’t.
She’s an asshole. Parental advice…??? Lol
Love ya tt, xo
Oops, I put in wrong email, sorry.
Oh and can this week from Hell be over any sooner?!!
Damn!
Hi Tamara. I’ve been reading your blog for years (5+ years) but an only now commenting. I just wanted to let you know that you have gotten me through a lot of hard times… Cancer, cheating, divorce, dating, finding love again. No matter what I was going through, I came here to decompress, laugh, and detach from my sometimes f$_ked up reality. I just want to thank you. You’ve saved me many times.
Thanks for the very kind comment. Glad the site can bring others some solace. Hope you keep commenting with us. Congrats on finding love again that a special thing. xo ~tt
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Wow. This review is better than I expected it to be. I’ve been waiting to hear details of her show, so thanks to the TT spy! I was going to buy tickets to the one here but they were extremely expensive and at a crappy venue, plus I couldn’t find one person who would go with me lol! I’m particularly interested in what merchandise she’s selling at these events and how much they cost. Those religious candles with her face on them especially! She’s definitely all about herself; same old Lu.
My biggest question was about her drinking. Glad to hear she wasn’t sloppy but since she’s already drinking at all in public just confirms for me that she’s headed back to to her actual rock bottom and I’m not excited to watch that. The answer regarding kids is all kinds of messed up.
NY was my favorite. I’m now on the fence about it but I’ve cut so many others out I’ll probably tune in and see how I feel about it then.
Thanks again for this! I hope everyone is feeling a bit better now that the week from hell is behind us. Take care of yourselves, everyone! I’m trying to crawl out of my funk now that the sun is out… we shall see how that goes. Lol
Funny I had just commented about the Mn. show on an old TT review of her cabaret, entitled Dissapointing. I sadly did not find her show entertaining. She really did not seem “present ” just reciting lines. I thought maybe she was nervous? But shes been doing the show for over a year. Then I thought, drunk? Maybe, or maybe she just doesn’t care. She was late, she stayed onstage for 10 minutes, then left for at least 10 minutes for a dress change! I dunno, I thought it would’ve been better.
I saw your comment and replied with a million questions to it lol! Then I couldn’t remember which post it was on to see if you saw my replies! Haha!
@IJC lol, I saw that!
Someone just sent me this link to a GroupOn for 63% off Luann’s January 24th Caberet show.
https://www.groupon.com/deals/gl-lnc-countess-luann-indianapolis-2020?utm_campaign=UserReferral_mih&utm_source=undefined&utm_medium=email
And Coupon Cabin has deals on Groupon… It’s a lot less to risk on Lu staying out of jail between now and two months from now…..
I’m going to the show on Jan. 24!!!
So, could anyone please tell me what that disconcerting black wiggly line is I see on her crotchital area in the top photo? I couldn’t enlarge it to investigate better. (And *ugh* at the idea of investigating Lu’s crotch closely, anyway)! 😀
She has a black penis. Just like that white hubby of one of the RH of someplace (Potomac?).
Actually, I was thinking maybe that’s where she gets deveined…like a shrimp.
i was wondering that too! No one has answered!!!!
Pame, you made me look. Laughing at “crotchital area.” I don’t usually look unless someone mentions a camel.
I only watch Million Dollar Listing-NY, RHONY and RHOP. I stop watching alot of Bravo shows years ago and some I never started watching, no interest.
I too only watch RHONY and million dollar listing-Ny also Below deck with Captain Lee.
Otherwise I really don’t bother.
I’d probably check out the show for a $25 groupon, lol. How is the Countess financing her fabulous lifestyle these days?