Bravo is trying to get the ratings up out of the toilet for The Real Housewives of Dallas by putting them on right after RHONJ that gets double the ratings. But it’s a PITA to have to do the RHOD recap right after the RHONJ one! Tonights previews show Mama
Dee crashing Travis’ birthday party wearing pasties. Now I am not one who shreiks at everyone to dress their age. But eldery Christian women might want to forgo the pasties.
It’s the middle of the night and I can’t stop sneezing. If it is not one thing… I am going to try a recap watching on Demand if I can, because I’ve forgotten how much I love my big high bed. Or not, it’s not on Demand yet, moving to ACHOO! the living room. I literally cannot stop sneezing. But I was just dead asleep so this will likely be a short recap.
LeeAnne has commented here before basically saying this is a hate site. It’s so not. I find LeeAnne fascinating. I hate her one week and love her the next. That’s probably more about me than her. Except I think it is about her, lol.
It’s Travis’ birthday so like all rich people do, Stephanie and Brandi and their husbands go to Medival times. What kind of weird laugh is that Stephanie? Why am I awake? I was sleeping so nicely in the big high bed? Kameron takes her kid to an archery class.
When I was a kid, my Mamaw would put all of her old mattresses in the back room on one bed. We called it the big high bed. I always begged to stay in that room. It probably had all manor of fleas, or bed bugs or whatever, but I’d always sleep there with two or four cousins. I am already wanting to get back in my big high bed. It only has one mattress and box spring but it’s a four poster that you need a foot stool to get up on. In other news, Kameron’s kid seems like a natural for archery. Then, Kameron has to totaly upstage her. Le sigh.
Lighten Up Buttercup!
Kary, who has no job. Is totally paying for a photoshoot in Thailand with her own money. LOL. AKA Bravo money. Love you girl. But… Anyway, I have no point of reference, but moms with kids in school are very busy. Why does Stephanie feel so inadaquate? I love Stephanie’s mom. Now we get why Kameron intimidates Stephanie so much. Her mom tells her not to give Stephanie’s so much energy. I say, lighten up buttercup! Kameron is a lot of fun if you let her be. You are enough, Steph. You just need to embrace Kameron and her charactur of herself. She is fun. I am not down with your mama’s advice.
The things people waste money on… Le sigh. Stephanie is going to her husband’s party as Kelly Bundy. It’s a mid-life crisis party. Brandy arrives as a playboy bunny. You know what? This franchise does not suck. I think the ratings are bad because there is less physical fighting. LeeAnne tries to bring the ratings but it really is a more realistic show about normal women who suddenly have to do weird things on TV.
I love Stephanie and Brandi chatting on the swing in costume. I totally get why Cameron is not coming if the kid excuse is true or not. They are just not that close. Brandi tells Stephanie that if Bruin’s sibling is only a half, she is less inclined to take it on. I get it. I also get that Brandi is not the best mother in the world. But I do want her to take the baby. And some parenting classes. I forget why this happened but I was once a facilitator for Parents Anonymous. I was not allowed to express any opinion and was there to keep parents from fighting, and I would suggest Brandi look into it but there was literally no voice of reason. Anyway, Brandi is waiting on a paternity test.
LeeAnne could not be bothered to find a midlife crisis outfit. She is MARRIED and doing the MARRIED thing at 50. I do not blame her. Meanwhile, Mama Dee shows up in pasties. I cannot stop sneezing. Argh. I need to go back to bed. Oh wait, that is D’Andra! You go girl! LOL. I wasn’t really paying attention when I pulled photos. Now it is more hysterical than ever! D’Andra went as her mother! ROFLMAO. She could have gone to the bank and gotten it all in that look. She looks just like her!
LeeAnne is not happy with drunk D’Andra. I promise you when I was pulling photos I thought D’Andra reall was Mama Dee. I find the whole thing hysetrical. LeeAnne needs to lighten up. Let her live.
Off To Thailand!
All the ladies head off to Thailand, and I am sort of excited about this. But I am going back to my big high bed. I hope nothing happens while I am sleeping. It’s hilarious and kind of sad that rich people have no idea where other countries are. And we already know LeeAnne will ruin the whole trip.