Bravo is trying to get the ratings up out of the toilet for The Real Housewives of Dallas by putting them on right after RHONJ that gets double the ratings. But it’s a PITA to have to do the RHOD recap right after the RHONJ one! Tonights previews show Mama
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Dee crashing Travis’ birthday party wearing pasties. Now I am not one who shreiks at everyone to dress their age. But eldery Christian women might want to forgo the pasties.
It’s the middle of the night and I can’t stop sneezing. If it is not one thing… I am going to try a recap watching on Demand if I can, because I’ve forgotten how much I love my big high bed. Or not, it’s not on Demand yet, moving to ACHOO! the living room. I literally cannot stop sneezing. But I was just dead asleep so this will likely be a short recap.
LeeAnne has commented here before basically saying this is a hate site. It’s so not. I find LeeAnne fascinating. I hate her one week and love her the next. That’s probably more about me than her. Except I think it is about her, lol.
It’s Travis’ birthday so like all rich people do, Stephanie and Brandi and their husbands go to Medival times. What kind of weird laugh is that Stephanie? Why am I awake? I was sleeping so nicely in the big high bed? Kameron takes her kid to an archery class.
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When I was a kid, my Mamaw would put all of her old mattresses in the back room on one bed. We called it the big high bed. I always begged to stay in that room. It probably had all manor of fleas, or bed bugs or whatever, but I’d always sleep there with two or four cousins. I am already wanting to get back in my big high bed. It only has one mattress and box spring but it’s a four poster that you need a foot stool to get up on. In other news, Kameron’s kid seems like a natural for archery. Then, Kameron has to totaly upstage her. Le sigh.
Lighten Up Buttercup!
Kary, who has no job. Is totally paying for a photoshoot in Thailand with her own money. LOL. AKA Bravo money. Love you girl. But… Anyway, I have no point of reference, but moms with kids in school are very busy. Why does Stephanie feel so inadaquate? I love Stephanie’s mom. Now we get why Kameron intimidates Stephanie so much. Her mom tells her not to give Stephanie’s so much energy. I say, lighten up buttercup! Kameron is a lot of fun if you let her be. You are enough, Steph. You just need to embrace Kameron and her charactur of herself. She is fun. I am not down with your mama’s advice.
Mid-Life Crisis
The things people waste money on… Le sigh. Stephanie is going to her husband’s party as Kelly Bundy. It’s a mid-life crisis party. Brandy arrives as a playboy bunny. You know what? This franchise does not suck. I think the ratings are bad because there is less physical fighting. LeeAnne tries to bring the ratings but it really is a more realistic show about normal women who suddenly have to do weird things on TV.
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I love Stephanie and Brandi chatting on the swing in costume. I totally get why Cameron is not coming if the kid excuse is true or not. They are just not that close. Brandi tells Stephanie that if Bruin’s sibling is only a half, she is less inclined to take it on. I get it. I also get that Brandi is not the best mother in the world. But I do want her to take the baby. And some parenting classes. I forget why this happened but I was once a facilitator for Parents Anonymous. I was not allowed to express any opinion and was there to keep parents from fighting, and I would suggest Brandi look into it but there was literally no voice of reason. Anyway, Brandi is waiting on a paternity test.
Happy Birthday!
LeeAnne could not be bothered to find a midlife crisis outfit. She is MARRIED and doing the MARRIED thing at 50. I do not blame her. Meanwhile, Mama Dee shows up in pasties. I cannot stop sneezing. Argh. I need to go back to bed. Oh wait, that is D’Andra! You go girl! LOL. I wasn’t really paying attention when I pulled photos. Now it is more hysterical than ever! D’Andra went as her mother! ROFLMAO. She could have gone to the bank and gotten it all in that look. She looks just like her!
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LeeAnne is not happy with drunk D’Andra. I promise you when I was pulling photos I thought D’Andra reall was Mama Dee. I find the whole thing hysetrical. LeeAnne needs to lighten up. Let her live.
Off To Thailand!
All the ladies head off to Thailand, and I am sort of excited about this. But I am going back to my big high bed. I hope nothing happens while I am sleeping. It’s hilarious and kind of sad that rich people have no idea where other countries are. And we already know LeeAnne will ruin the whole trip.
After a certain age, no one wants to see your mammaries. Take note, D’Andra.
LeeAnne has always been my favorite, but she is bordering on unwatchable this season. Being Insecure and self absorbed does not make for great tv. With ratings tanking and the star of the show killing the fun, I worry about Dallas being canceled. Saw that they are casting so who knows.
Hopefully, LeeAnne won’t totally kill the Thailand trip.
Who is that super nanny? She had a show a few years ago. Jo Frost I think. She went to homes and taught parents how to parent. I think Brandi needs the Super Nanny.
I think I saw that show is coming back! No idea what channel. They could do a whole season with just people on Bravo. That would be something to watch.
jojersey, that would be such a great idea! When she finishes with Brandi, she could move over to Jennifer’s house and teach her how to parent too.
It is coming back to Lifetime in 2020. It was in the back of my mind all day so I had to look it up!
Thanks for doing the research. A man I used to work for and his wife were on her show several years ago. It’ll be a good show to watch again.
TT, I hope you feel better soon! LeeAnne is a walking billboard of mid life crisis! The disco curtain strands in her way too long extensions, the weird hand filler( who f* cling does that!!!) & the constant need for attention. If she wasn’t such a dick I would over look this. She thrives on belittling D’Andra. I would love to knock down shots with D’Andra any day!!! Certainly would not like hanging out with a cold, insecure loudmouth.
I’d love to hang with D’Andra too.. LA is just jealous of her.
After Kameron started getting good at archery, I wanted her to turn round in her confessional and be like, “Duh. I did archery in school, bitches.” in a deep voice. Just as a subtle nod that instigates she’s playing us…
I think that everyone it too hard on LeeAnne and holds everything she says to a different standard. If the show would have everyone be more accepting of LeeAnne, I think the ratings would go up. People get tired of one person being targeted all the time…spread out the hostility!
I love this show. It still retains the essence of what the RH franchise can be. Hope it’s able to keep going without the hatred and stunting the others cling to in order to stay on air.
I 100% agree. I watch less and less of the other RH shows because they have gotten progressively more produced, the women have no real relationships outside of the show, and as the shows evolve the participants are willing to share less of their “real lives” to share the character they believe the viewers want To see.
I appreciate that RHOD and RHONY casts have relationships outside of the show and the “drama” (although sometimes produced as well) is based on actual relationship conflict (read LeAnne and D’Andra).
I think this is the best Housewives franchise too!!!
Agreed! If this show is cancelled, I’ll be done with Bravo
I am very torn about the potential new baby. I get that there is a desire to have little Bruin have a blood relation to grow up with, but part of me says where does that end? Does Bruin’s dad have other kids that Bruin might be related to? Will his blood mother ever figure out how to have sex without getting pregnant? TBH in about 18 years time, it would probably be a great follow-up series for Bravo to do – Bruin looking for his family – but I feel for Brandi. It’s a horrid position to be put in.
I worked with a mom many years ago. She adopted a child who was the birth mother’s 7th. Then the birth mother had #8 and #9 and the mom adopted them both as well. Adoptive mom said she was DONE after this no matter what. She also had an older son she adopted and some of these kids had special needs.
I also worked with another mom who adopted a boy who had been abused as a toddler. His birth mother went into jail pregnant with twins. The woman who adopted the little boy took adopted the twins as well. Big hearts, these people.
Whoever that is on the swing next to the ‘Playboy bunny’ looks more like Peg Bundy than Kelly Bundy. 🙄
That was Peg Bundt not Kelly. TT just made an error.
Leeann is my favorite bc she is the underdog and I always root for the underdog. Leeann is also trying to save the show with their horrible ratings. Sorry but to me D’Andra is the worse she is an entitled spoiled brat. Her company is going bankrupt and she goes on vacation and gets her her hair done. Her mother may seem mean but she knows her daughter isnt a worker she knows she’s lazy. And the new Kary, ugh she is so rude and annoying. I do love Kameron, she is who she is and I find her lifestyle fascinating .
Kary needs to go – so funny that bravo uses subtitles cause I can’t understand her – she needs to be on Mexican Dynasties but maybe RHOD is all she could get on instead;) Brandi needs to focus on the kids she already has – I feel like I am watching a teen mom show with her. D’andra has serious mommy issues – that was serious passive aggressive move wearing Mama Dee wig and telling everyone she wears and owns a ton of them – that’s serious shade at her mother, Mama Dee is prob soooo pissed cause she is a vain woman. That’s going really low. I don’t think there is anything Stephanie can look bad in, it’s not fair!!! Kameron and her daughter relationship is competitive, Kameron needs to just spend time with her daughter in their own way – her daughter’s dig about going to camp to get away from blondes should have been shot down by her father – didn’t like that at all…very disrespectful which says a lot seems like her hubby enjoyed that. I adore Leann can’t help it. I would have no idea what to wear to a Mid life crisis party, I guess as myself haha.
Kam has been fighting for a relationship with Steph (Brandi)since season 1. But Steph and Brandi don’t need anyone else (act like one person, boring and fucking up groupdynamic). Kam was dismissed and labeled surface friend. Kam is standing up for herself and Steph is dealing with her own demons, feeling she’s not good enough. Honestly, that’s something Steph must work with herself on. Learning to set healthy boundaries to people. Not be a people pleaser. Kam is not the reason for Steph feeling depressed or not good enough. Not sure why Steph went so hard at Kam when they, according to herself, only are surface friends? Doesn’t make sense. Now people are accusing Kam of being a bully?!? Also, why is Steph accusing Lee Anne of being responsible for D’As drinking? Are they all comfortable with D’A being shitfaced at different events? What if there is a problem? She’s been to rehab before. Am I the only one who think Trevor is too much, almost creepy? Trying to be a new housewife? A know it all and who is almost smothering Steph? Not getting good vibes from him. Remember the lists he did? Totally out of line.
Big high beds are the best. My grandmother had one when I was little. (“Friends” stole it from me.) I have a 1920s bed I bought from Hippie Grabdma back in 1971. If that bed could talk… There have been some mighty fine men in that bed. Now … I like being able to roll in and out without bending down or getting up, just roll… My dog uses her little stairs to go up and down. Two old ladies sleeping in a big high bed piled high with down blankets.
❤️ this deserves a poem. Please write it, Nanette.
I’ve lost my comment twice now. Fuck it.
Loved D’Andra in her costume this episode!
Finally caught up Phew!
I loved Leeann and Rich’s wedding, There have been a lot of weddings by Bravo so I might be forgetting a good one but I think her ceremony was the best! The party looked very fun too, I would have had enough to eat with the charcuterie and cake, but that’s me.
I zoned out during Stephanie’s one millionth meltdown with her mother. She is such a lovely lady. I can’t take my eyes off her but the insecurities are really hard to keep replaying.
I’m thinking everyone was pretty wasted at Travis’s birthday party except Leanne, she can be such a downer. That said her scenes with Rich always crack me up!
I just realized I won’t get caught up on my Dvr today, I have to go out into the world for a while today. Hopefully I can snuggle back under my blankets later today with my remote control and wine.
Hope everyone is feeling better today, I know I am!
Just a few quick comments: Always thought Momma Dee’s hair was great, never realised it was a wig. Don’t think Brandi should take on Bruin’s half brother, she has enough to cope with and where will the stupid biological mother stop?
Didn’t like the way Rich kept commenting on all the attractive girls at his wedding reception.