This RHONJ recap is coming to you live from my bedroom, a room I have not sleep in for months. Wednesday night TV is so good I have to use two DVRs to tape everything. I watch The Masked Singer, Survivor (tonight’s epiosode is two hours), The Challenge, The Oval and the two housewives shows. So Let’s get started. I’ve been self-medicating my ankle a bit so bear with me. The usual typos may be worse than usual. 🙂
Joe Giudice has been transferred to the ICE facility. As I keep saying, that is not a good place to be. In the meantime, Joe Gorga has written a book. This is a laughable concept for so many reasons. And is why ghost writing is a thing.
Teresa’s “lawyer” who is clearly who she is doing ALLEDGEDLY is always her first call. Or at the very least a media whore. You should always click on the links.
The girls all talk to Joe. As I have BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS Ice facilities are horrible. This is not news to people who read here.
I don’t get this whole deal with Delores and her new man. She is building a house with him. Whaevia. It’s weird that her ex if building it. This whole thing is weird.
Jennifer is reveling in her latest plastic surgery. I am bored. Her daughter is struggling in school. She is a beautiful girl who is being cyberbullied. I hate they put their kids on TV at all. I must be doing a terrible job of recapping because we are 20 minutes in an I am still seeing commercials. It’s just a lot of nothing.
ROFLMAO AT Joe Gorga “Writing A Book”
I can’t with these functionaly illterate people “writing a book.” They have like a third grade education. I can’t with this. Dolores is planning a party to cheer Teresa up. Teresa wants to invite Danielle and not Jackie. Joe with his daddy was sweet though.
In other news, I am remembering how much I love my big, high bed. I may have to bounce on the RHOD recap until tommorrow. Especially because Banjo is sleeping on his bed here tonight.
The fact that I am already caught up on this show waiting for the commercials means it sucks. IJS.
Melissa Turns Forty
She’s having a party and Melissa says Teresa doesn’t want Jackie there. Or wait…it’s an obstacle party she doesn’t want her at. Remind me again why we watch this shit?
I CAN’T EVEN with this fake Danielle storyline. Danielle is not engaged to royality. Danielle is probably on crack. I cannot express enough how stupid this is.
Danielle’s realy name is Beverly. LOL I had forgotten that. I keep wondering why the producers thought an obstacle course would be a good idea.
Banjo came in this room and laid down on his other bed and then got disgusted and left.
This was an episode of nothing. I am anti women fighting but literally, nothing happened tonight. Jennifer continues to be a bully while whining about her kid getting bullied. Teresa keeps sticking up for Danielle. Teresa is a moron. That is all. Back with RHOD tomorrow… This bed is very comfy.