It is time for a whole new season of 90 day fiance and I’ve only seen bits and pieces of it so far. Here is a bit about most of the couples. It’s no the best 90 day fiance recap in the world, so I will need you to fill some thiings in for me in comments.
Anna, 38 (Bellevue, Nebraska) And Mursel, 38 (Turkey)
Anna and Mursel are both beekeepers who met on a Facebook group. She has three kids from a previous relationship. She was not married to the father. He is Muslim and his family doesn’t know about her kids. They would not approve. This is going to be the Summit and Jenni couple for this season. Mursel doesn’t speak English. Anna’s BFF is highly skeptical of the whole situation.
Anna heads to the airport to pick up Mursel. She is worried that her boys won’t get along with Mursel. They are meeting for the first time at the airport. At the airport he practically jumps into her arms. He even forgot to pick up his bags. What he didn’t forget to pick up is a new boyfriend, Omar. Omar shows up out of the blue and Mursel and Omar hug and kiss each other’s cheeks repeatedly. Then Omar goes on about his merry way. Apparently, they just met on the plane. So random. Mursel misses turkey before they even get to Nebraska.
Michael, 42 (Greenwich, Connecticut) And Juliana, 20 (Brazil)
Michael is an uberweathy wine importer and distributor. He met Juliana on a yacht. You are not supposed to actually marry the yacht girls, Michael. He has two kids. He wants us to believe he is not an old sleezy rich guy marrying a yacht girl. Julianna has free access to his credit cards and uses them liberally. For some reason she was not issued a work visa by the US government. Apparently, “yacht girl” is not an acceptable job for admission to the country. So they decided to applay for the K-1 visa.
He has two kids. Both of them are smarter than than their father. The ex-wife is not thrilled about her kids having a yacht girl for a step mom. The son Max is hilarious. Juliana bought a car on his credit card while in Brazil. Who is that car for if she is moving here?
Tania, 29 (Colchester, Connecticut) And Syngin, 29 (South Africa)
Tania has a healthy sexual appetite. She’s a bartender and a social activist. She’s only had one serious relationship. She has not been in a relationship for six years. She met a guy in an airport who flew her out to South Africa to hang out with him. That was a bad situation. So she left in the middle of the night went out and partied and met Syngin. She went home with him and lived with him for two months before returning home.
Syngin likes to be naked in the woods. Syngin has never been in a relationship with a latina woman. He’s white and she is reforming him from his racist ways. Tania and Syngin will be living in a shed in her mom’s back yard. Her mother apparently likes to drink naked in her hot tub at 7 am. I like this situation. Tania’s sister is completely against this entire relationship and not very kind to her sister.
When Tania goes to meet Syngin at the airport, she and her friend thow rose petals on the floor of the airport. That was so weird. And are you allowed to pop bottles in the airport?
Emily, 28 (Portland, Oregon) And Sasha, 31 (Russia)
Emily went to Russia as an English teacher. She hasn’t learned any Russian. She met Sasha at her gym where he works as a personal trainer. Maybe she can learn Russian by injection. Sasha is HOT. And Emily is four days away from having his baby. She has a very unsupportive sister back home.
This is Sasha’s third child and third wife. Everyone tells Emily that Sasha is a player. She of course doesn’t believe them. She is different! Sasha has one son who he is only allowed to see on holidays. Apparently, to buy him toys.
Robert, 41 (Winter Park, Florida) And Anny, 30 (Dominican Republic)
Robert’s looking for a mom for his little boy. He does not look 41. His son Bryson is very young and his son’s mom just took off and left him with the kid. Robert spent eight hours in the Dominican Republic and Robert proposed. She said yes. She is looking for money to get out of the country. Girl, he doesn’t have money for you. He has a kid he is raising all by himself. He’s expecting a stepmom and a house cleaner. This will never work.
Anny has already told Robert if she doesn’t get an iPhone, he is not giving up the cookie. She is already asking for her ring. Robert says he would be hurt if this relationship was all about money. Newsflash, it’s all about money. Instead of an iPhone, Robert goes to buy her some lingerie. He has no idea what size she is. The whole shopping experience is hysterical.
Who Are These People?
My DVR has not been recording this show and I’ve tried to watch On Demand but it cuts off randomly and the ends of the episodes. I have photos for two more couples and I haven’t seen either one of them yet have you? I am finally set to record tomorrows TWO HOUR show and get caught up. Are you watching?
Blake, 29 (Los Angeles, California) And Jasmin, 27 (Finland)
Mike, 34 (Sequim, Washington) And Natalie, 35 (Ukraine)