As we approach the mid-point of filming for this Bravo show, the suits are not happy. Why? Because the cast is happy. They are happy that a couple of people didn’t return this season. They are getting along. No one is being deceptive. No one is hurling insults. It’s just rich people doing rich people things. Who wants to see that?! Um, me. I want to see that.
Also the two new members of the cast are “not fitting in well” with the others. Imagine that. Two new kids at school not fitting in after just a couple of months. I think the suits are mistaking boring for civilized.
So the suits are bringing in a villain. And it is a familiar face. But is the wrong familiar face. It is someone we all hate. And not in a love to hate kind of way. It’s more of a… well I was about to use my usual die in a fire phrase, but sadly that has become to literal to use metaphorically these days. So I’ll just think it inside my head.
I CAN FIX THIS SHOW! I know exactly who needs to return to shake things up. But the suits I am told will never, ever, ever get back together with her. They are fools. She should have returned as a full housewife. I don’t understand why some franchises keep the most disgusting people and pay them for being fools and others can’t get over a mouthy housewife. TamaraTattles exclusive source says that the reason Evolution doesn’t like her is that she gave out her salary information on Howard Stern. Apparently that is worse than punching a member of production. Le sigh.