It’s time to check back in with those fools in Orange County but before we begin tonight’s RHOC Recap, I have some real time RHOC news of sorts. Today I was sent nude photos of David Beador and his latest conquest. Apparently, they are vacationing in Rome. Perhaps they lost their luggage and the one outfit they wore into the country was in the wash. Because they were nude in two different locations in Rome. In both photos I saw they were hugging and making out and there was no frontal nudity. However, I opted not to post them. You are welcome.
I must say though that they both seem quite fit. Especially, David. His daughters must be so proud. The girlfriend seemed to be whining in a way that made me think Twitter removed the photos for nudity. Twitter has been randomly implementing new unwritten rules for a while now.
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Okay, on with the shit show where it seems the ladies might figure out that Tamra Judge is the shit stirrer that is causing all the chaos. Suddenly, I am remembering that vacation episode in Bali where Tamra got called out by everyone and ran screaming from the table saying she would never speak to any of them again. One can only hope.
Oh and ICYMI Vicki was suing the whole world again until she realized she was probably going to lose her job for contract violation. Also, People are trying to murder Lauri Peterson’s Josh Waring in jail.
We start this episode with Tamra and Shannon talking about Kelly’s rude comments to Vicki last week. I actually had to go back are read my own recap to remember what Kelly said. I guess it was the whole thing about her not wanting to go Vicki’s birthday funeral and that she would rather go to her funeral. Honestly, I don’t think that was so bad on the Kelly scale. But I have become immune to bickering and insults on these shows and social media. It just doesn’t phase me. Shannon begins to get that Tamra can’t pick a side between Kelly and Vicki. Tamra says in her talking head she is more compassionate than Shannon. She is delusional.
Gina Makes A Confession To Her Therapist
Gina gets some meaningless TV therapy so that she can announce to the world, and to Matt’s side piece in particular that she and Matt hooked up. Matt seems to be trying to get back with Gina. The therapist seems to be telling Gina it’s okay go back to him. It is totally not okay. Gina is afraid to stay and afraid to leave. She doesn’t want to give the kids mixed signals. She also doesn’t want to make Matt angry by telling him she has a date this week. This therapist is worthless.
Dinner For Three
Shannon, Tamra and Kelly meet up to discuss the aftermath of Vicki’s birthday party. Kelly tells Tamra she heard that she was talking crap about her. Apparently, it was Braunwyn who cared that particular bone. Tamra and Shannon both say that it was actually Braunwyn doing the smack talking. She was the one who told them about her breakup with the doctor she was “dating.” Shannon and Tamra are both lying about Braunwyn bring up the breakup. Shannon brought it up. They are also lying about what Braunwyn actually said about the son being there. Tamra is a lying liar who lies.
Then Tamra tries to blame Shannon for bringing up that Kelly got in a bar fight and may have broken some woman’s hand. Kelly starts flipping out because she is worried she is going to get sued for that. The woman is somehow connected to her ex doctor prop, Brian. Kelly starts crying because she realizes she can’t trust anyone. She feels like Tamra and Shannon are attacking her. You know, the way Kelly attacks everyone else all the time.
Paddle Boarding And Conversation
Emily and Braunwyn meet up to go paddle boarding. Braunwyn is an expert and it’s Emily’s first time. Emily did great. These two talk about the three witches calling Braunwyn. Emily was the only sober person at the birthday party so she will be able to defend Braunwyn to the other bitches.
Gina needs to spend less time worrying about Matt and more time setting boundaries for her kids.
Couples Therapy Is The New Black
It’s date night for Emily and Shane. I have always tried to defend Shane, but he is really being an asshole. Right away he insists that the bread bowl stay on the table even though Emily is on a diet. That’s just prickish behavior. Then he orders fries for the table.
Emily says they need to stop fighting in front of the kids. She wants to go back to couples therapy. Shane has no interest in going back. They quit going because Emily stopped going. Shane has no self awareness in the counseling sessions. Shane’s point of view is that Emily is not nice. Shane needs to go to some Mormon thing where they teach men to be loving to their wives and present for their children. I presume there is such a thing. I dunno. Emily cries because Shane is being a dick. I feel so sorry for her. She needs to leave him. Or at least let him know she is thinking of leaving him. Perhaps that would scare some sense into him.
The Showdown At Sea Legs
It’s time for everything to come out in front of everyone. Kelly finally gets that Braunwyn wasn’t trashing her at the birthday party. Wait, Tamra is not there. So now everyone is free to discuss all the things that Tamra brought up. Including the “train thing.” Finally it is all coming out. Kelly is flabbergasted. Emily says that Tamra was the one who caused the rift between Gina and Emily in the first place. Emily isn’t there either. This meeting of the minds is happening between Gina, Shannon, Kelly and Braunwyn. Perfect. Sidenote: Kelly’s clip-ins are amazing.
Shannon is still protecting Tamra. Then Kelly tells her that Tamra trash talks her too. I love when the OC girls actually eat at these things! Kelly eats, Emily eats, Shannon eats, Braunwyn eats. It’s refreshing. Kelly gives Shannon a ton of snide comments Tamra has made. Braunwyn says that Tamra is a flipflopper. Shannon knows that to be true for everyone else. She now realizes it’s true for her too.
Next week: Braunwyn tours Cal State Fullerton with her parents, Emily tells Tamra that Shannon is talking shit about her. Shannon confronts Tamra. Kelly cries because her kid doesn’t have a relationship with her grandmother.