You guys, rain is like a tranquilizer for me. I vibrate at a very low speed and changes in weather and such just knock me out. So I was going to just pass out and put up a discussion post. But then I realized it was LeeAnne Locken’s wedding. I don’t want to miss this so I am trying to rally for this RHOD Recap. I really love late in life weddings. It’s LeeAnne’s first time and I think it is her husband’s FOURTH! I don’t get this. But whatever. I think if you promise “til death do us part” numerous times it makes you suspect. But, whatever Rich.
So during Survivor, I started setting up for this recap an fell asleep. I’m awake now for a minute anyway, sorry, I just rested my narcoleptic eyes for a minute.
I feel like I am still dreaming. I was just doing recap setups a few minutes ago. Then I started watching Survivor and nodded off.
The Blushing Bride
Luann looks amazing though. I relate to LeeAnne lot in this moment. I am so happy for her. She looks absolutely beautiful. I love Kary but this is not the time for negativity. I still feel like I have been run over by a bus. This weather is a lot. Kary’s daughter is a fashion designer.
We get a scene full of Brandi’s horrible parenting. Can you imagine speaking to your mother that way? That scooter would be in the trash compactor! I cannot wake up.
Luann and Rich go to a sushi place. Rich orders a vodka and coke? Is that a thing? LeeAnne is worried about her mother coming to the wedding. Because, apple, tree. Her mother is the one who raised her. I feel like when normal people oversleep for work. I can’t seem to wake up.
Jesus hates Mama Dee. She’s a false prophet like Tammy Faye Baker.
During one of my first years of teaching elementary school, I wanted to adopt on of my students. I was at a parent teacher conference with a Mexican student. I had a translator in the room The translator was a speech teacher who was fluent in Spanish. At some point the translator said that the baby girl had been “inappropriate” with a man who stayed with them. I totally lost my cool during the conference an began to sob. She was raped. She had a younger brother in kindergarten that would shit on the floor during class. I gave the girl my phone number. I wanted to adopt them both but you can’t adopt other people’s kids like that no matter how much I wanted to. Coincidentally, she showed up at my house on Halloween a few years later. I don’t open my door on Halloween. I did for some reason. I didn’t have candy, She just wanted a hug. Sigh.
So I totally get Brandi’s predicament about the other child. I really think she should do it. She totally needs parenting classes. But it is best they stay together. I also used to moderate Parents Anonymous classes. That was hard because you were not allowed to advise, only moderate.
I totally thought the wedding was going to be this episode. But no! LeeAnne went to The Roundup before her wedding. I love that. It’s a gay bar. LeeAnne may be my spirit animal after all.
It’s TIME! I love that LeeAnne is wearing a tiara. I love that her mother is late. I love it all. I am not sure how I got to the end of this with so few words, but it was a sweet episode. LeeAnne looks amazing. Sadly her mother is very late.