Y’all, I don’t have too many interesting days but today was one. I was late on the RHOD recap because I met my new neighbors! I keep trying not to say A PSYCHOPATH DIED IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE. And it is truly a beautiful house they took it down to the studs, rearranged the floor plans and it is a lovely house that I’d love to live in. It’s truly beautiful. And my property value just went way up.
Anyway, let’s get to this RHOD recap. I got really far behind on this recap because Survivor was so good tonight. Check back for Cho’s awesome recap which will likely come tomorrow because I am fading fast.
I’m going to keep it short and skip the rabbit funeral. Not going to do it. Or the dog thing. NOPE! Just NOE. Kameron is throwing a wedding shower (is that a thing) for couples. Brandi and Stephanie are not going so,drama is sure to ensue.
Poor Little Rich Girl
D’Andra and her mother are arguing about how hard is is for D’Andra to be a poor rich person. Which is hysterical to me because I am a rich poor person. I’m just over here in the ghetto quietly stacking my coins and watching the ghetto may not be the ghetto anymore. D’Andra’s mother looks exactly like Tammy Faye Baker. And she is a bitch.
I’m bored. I also love Kameron Westcott.
I feel like I need something that comes in an Hermes box. But like really from Hermes. And not what Stephanie’s husband just did. It doesn’t matter what you put in an Hermes box. It could be a title to a home in Malibu, YOU DO NOT PUT IT IN AN HERMES BOX. He is the worst husband ever
I am bored. I am googling “retirement in Thailand.” It’s kind of easy! Seriously, this is a snoozefest. I’m trying REALLY HARD to care and I just don’t.
I love all of these girls but I will be over here on my own island loving Kary.
Sorry all I can do lately is blow my nose and want to lie down. THIS IS RETARDED. Let’s all gasp at the word.