Y’all, I don’t have too many interesting days but today was one. I was late on the RHOD recap because I met my new neighbors! I keep trying not to say A PSYCHOPATH DIED IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HOUSE. And it is truly a beautiful house they took it down to the studs, rearranged the floor plans and it is a lovely house that I’d love to live in. It’s truly beautiful. And my property value just went way up.
Anyway, let’s get to this RHOD recap. I got really far behind on this recap because Survivor was so good tonight. Check back for Cho’s awesome recap which will likely come tomorrow because I am fading fast.
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I’m going to keep it short and skip the rabbit funeral. Not going to do it. Or the dog thing. NOPE! Just NOE. Kameron is throwing a wedding shower (is that a thing) for couples. Brandi and Stephanie are not going so,drama is sure to ensue.
Poor Little Rich Girl
D’Andra and her mother are arguing about how hard is is for D’Andra to be a poor rich person. Which is hysterical to me because I am a rich poor person. I’m just over here in the ghetto quietly stacking my coins and watching the ghetto may not be the ghetto anymore. D’Andra’s mother looks exactly like Tammy Faye Baker. And she is a bitch.
I’m bored. I also love Kameron Westcott.
I feel like I need something that comes in an Hermes box. But like really from Hermes. And not what Stephanie’s husband just did. It doesn’t matter what you put in an Hermes box. It could be a title to a home in Malibu, YOU DO NOT PUT IT IN AN HERMES BOX. He is the worst husband ever
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I am bored. I am googling “retirement in Thailand.” It’s kind of easy! Seriously, this is a snoozefest. I’m trying REALLY HARD to care and I just don’t.
I love all of these girls but I will be over here on my own island loving Kary.
Sorry all I can do lately is blow my nose and want to lie down. THIS IS RETARDED. Let’s all gasp at the word.
Wait, what happened in that house?
Your neighborhood sounds so exciting. I often go back and forth between loving the relative tranquility here in the suburbs and hating the boring nature of these suburbs.
You’re such a stunt queen. I love you.
That was my thought too – I want to know about the psycho that died in the house next door!
Surely I have bitched about the psycho neighbor here before. He had a whole room that faced my house set up with filming equipment and flimed me every time I left the house. He poisoned the ground so nothing would grow between our houses. Not even the bamboo, Any time anyone worked in the yard he would stand outside and tell them weird stories and ask them if they could get him drugs. It was a whole ordeal FOR YEARS. Now the house has been totally rebuilt and is super cute and the interior is beautiful. Great new young family moving in. The ghetto is slowly becoming not so ghetto at all!
WTF??!! How long did he get away with that shit? That sounds so frightening. I don’t know if I could keep living here if one of my neighbors were to try any of that.
Well, at least he’s gone and you have better neighbors now.
Yes and he would mock the guys I was dating over the years as the got out of their car. Once an online person dropped by for a visit and he said all sorts of weird shit to her. He was nasty, I actually knew him since he was a kid. I was born in this house. He was the same age living next door. We were playmates. When I was six we moved to Libya and he would many times over the years come over and cry and say we should have been married and that my moving over seas made him gay. I was his one true love…blah blah blah freaky shit.
Anyway, I have a burning question for you and I have no idea what your email that we use is. lol. Sorry. To me you are atdleft. I know I am supposed to know your name but things get all jumbled with online names and real names. 🙂 Shoot me an email. It’s nothing urgent I just need you to mansplain something to me. 🙂
OMFG. This explains a lot. That’s some truly scary shit. I’m so sorry, TT.
Also, I just emailed you. I’m working on what I hope will be my final work item for the week, but I always have time for you. ?
♥️ ♥️ ♥️ True friends.
Kameron is the worst person ever the way she picks on Stephanie. Seriously she is an entitled, spoiled bitch.
That rooftop scene was too uncomfortable.
The weird daytime dinner shower Kameron threw for Rich and LeAnne was stunning. I wish it would have been at night but no busy restaurant is going to allow that.
Kameron and Stephanie are nice people separately BUT together it’s like one is speaking Chinese and the other doesn’t understand. Kameron thinks her friends should stand up for her, Stephanie feels she’s not responsible for anyone else’s behavior. Also, what Kameron hears isn’t exactly what Stephanie says – Stephanie didn’t call her a “surface friend,” she said they had a surface relationship…but Kameron keeps going on about a misinterpreted comment. I really like both of them, but have to side with Stephanie on this one.
I enjoy the dynamic of the women on this show. I do wonder with Cary Deuber being tight with Leanne, is she still cool w Stephanie and Brandi? I am so surprised to see the mid-season trailer w Leanne being racist… besides Kim Z has there been a housewife accused of racism?
You saw that too? It is so asinine to me how the moment somebody doesn’t care for someone all of a sudden they bring up race, like no she’s not just a bitch she’s a (insert race here)bitch.
I sort of liked Leanne but I’m done with her, I don’t see how she will ever get me back on her side.
Did you say retarded! Wow, Bethenny, wow. Lol
Retarded is one of my favorite words, Get over it,
I guess sarcasm didn’t translate.
It did. I was just snarky last night. Sorry.
It’s in the DSM 5. Medical term, quit apologizing!
Omg there’s an ICD-10 code for it too! I loved your comment so much I looked it up! The last edition I have for DSM is IV. But there’s definitely a code for it! Um, medically speaking of course lol.
I wish that Stephanie would tell Kameron to STFU. She comes across like an entitled spoiled b^tch. Love how Kary was sticking up for yourself with Leeanne.
Wow, Kameron is such a fucking hypocrite. She’s all about “etiquette” but has no problem bringing two uninvited guests to a party/gathering?! Then to call out moms for putting their kids first before the stupid circus of a wedding? Fuck that bitch. Maybe Kameron should be more involved with her kids rather than shipping them off to summer camp. Plus, I’m really irritated at how poorly she treats Stephanie who I feel is genuinely a sweet and kind person. I absolutely hate how she treats Stephanie. Kameron is nothing but “Pretentious Barbie” who acts like a damn spoiled, holier than thou bitch.
For LeeAnne to say she didn’t attend girls night to “ruin anything” and to simply just see the girls who didn’t make it to her stupid shower is just a flat out lie. Nothing about her is truthful or innocent, she is malicious to the core.
I also think I’ve figure out Kameron and LeeAnne’s relationship. Kameron is scared of LeeAnne and treats her as a charity case. LeeAnne desperately needs Kameron’s money and social status…I don’t find it to be a true friendship.
Very disappointed in Cary Deuber for showing up uninvited considering how many times she stated that it looks ” desperate and weird”. Well, I guess she’s desperate for screen time.
Miss Raider!! I am on your side 100% They should have just stayed away! And as for Kameron saying that she didn’t believe the reasons that Stephanie and Brandi didn’t attend the shower — too bad! She isn’t the arbiter of all things (despite the fact that she thinks she is!). And for Kameron believing she is Miss Manners, she doesn’t see anything wrong with LeAnne inviting people to a wedding 2 weeks prior AND VIA TEXT???
I agree with the both of you. I’m glad Kary told Leeanne how she felt. Sorry not sorry but Stephanie was not acting like a “victim”, Kameron was.
Wow about how mean D’Andra’s Mom is to her.
It’s so crazy how Dee ran the business in to the ground, then “gives” it to D’Andra as if it were the greatest gift, then refuses to assist her! (and call her names in the process)….Mother of the Year, right there!!
That was so weird. First Dee admitted it then she said she didn’t. Then Dee made fun of D’Andre wanting to take a loan out and using her inheritance. What else could D’Andre do besides selling the business.
I agree the mom is a mean, greedy bitch. I am not sticking up for the mom at all. She screwed over D’Andra. However, D’Andra was working there (obviously not much ) and she should have known the state of the finances of the company.. She should also have looked at the books before agreeing to taking over so that at least she knew what she was getting into. She should have had Stephs husband or an accountant look at the books. Let the mom kill the company. You know her mom will never let her forget she ruined the company if it comes to that. She needs to tell her mom to shove it, shut down the business and make her own money. She is old enough to be independent and not count on the trust fund. But I don’t think she will hard enough to make it successful.
D’Andra & Dee mommy are playing a giant cat and mouse game. For all of Dee’s faults she’s provided for her (overly) indulged daughter. She’s just waiting for D’Andra wake up to that. There is NO WAY in hell daughter is ready to run anything. She was not raised that way. It’s never going to be that way. D’Andra and hubby need to make it work for now with her considerable trust and Bravo salary. Wouldn’t that be enough? Mommy mean as she is…. is doing her a huge favor. (JMHO) Long time lurker here, like to read everyone’s stuff. ❤️
I agree with your opinion, however she should have done her a huge favor about 20 or 30 yrs ago. D’andra should have been there working and learning. If she had been involved with the business she would have known what is going on. This should be a shit show.
Tied with Dr. Deb.
I don’t know how D’Andra has kept her composure and has not flipped the hell out on her “mother” yet! If I were rich and had a lot to give, I would bet almost anything that her mother has wiped her trust Completely clean and D’Andra doesn’t have a dollar in there, especially if she can’t get it until her evil mother dies! She has tortured her this far in life, what makes her think Mama Dee is gonna stop now?! I just hope she closes the business and tries to live on $60,000 a year when Most of us have waaay Less than that a year to live on! I’m tired of hearing about it Again This season!
I agree. Waiting until the business is bust before handing it over was beyond cruel. You might be right about the trust fund. The woman is toxic.
ITA. And you are probably spot on regarding the trust. If you know the history of the Simmons family, it’s a lesson in greed and tragedy. Her uncle was the worst. Money before family is not a new concept for these folks. She should take the $60k a year and RUN… if the $60k is even really there for her. Toxic doesn’t do these people justice. Her momma is rotten to the core, all the while acting the Southern Baptist Lady. I predict that this will not end well at all.
Wow D’Andra’s mother is the definition of evil, sheesh that scene between the two of them is about one of the most toxic things I’ve seen on this show.. it’s about as real as these reality shows could be. Chilling. I would run for the hills from that lady!!
I agree with you. D’Andra is a loving and good daughter that any mother could be proud of but Mama Dee is into controling her own daughter with money. She’s always dangling the golden carrot in front of D’Andra. The mother never offers love. It’s sad to watch.
What is with this whole trust-fund thing? DeAndre is not a young girl. Is she ever going to get that trust fun? Is her mother plundering the trust fund? Is there any money left in the trust fund?
Most likely it’s a trust that was set up when her father died. It’s not like a “trust fund baby” in the sense that we normally think of like Shep from SC has. She’s said numerous times that her mother, Dee, is the trustee which means she can’t access shit without her momma signing off on it. It’s most likely a finite amount seeing as her father is dead and no longer making any money unless it’s invested in something that is yielding dividends. As stated by D’Andra, this trust owns her home, car, etc., and she won’t see any of it until her mother dies. This is why she won’t tell her momma to fuck off — she’s afraid of losing everything. I’m afraid that she’s pinning her hopes on a big payout and will only find out that either her momma has spent it all or left it to charity. Girl should’ve gotten herself a job a long time ago. It’s not like this is new behavior from her momma, or her late father’s family for that matter. (An easy google search can tell a lot of that tragic family) I’m not an expert, but have seen this happen to people before and it’s just sad. The momma didn’t teach her any life skills and then shames her for it. And clearly no one in her life thus far has given her any good advice, or else she just didn’t want to listen to it. It’s actually painful to watch those two.
Yes D’Andre should stop counting on getting anything. I have a feeling either there isn’t much left or I can see her mother leaving the funds to a cat or a tree.
I thought the same thing! Like with all due respect D’Andra is not a young girl anymore if her momma hasn’t done it yet.
I had to come to terms that my father isn’t planning on leave me anything. I only found out cause he told my aunt he plans to spend it all.
AS DO I! I have been a saver all my life and i I don’t die in debt I will be PISSED. I have not one to leave anything to.
I think it was George Carlin who said, people say dying broke is a shame, but he called it “good timing. “
There is a website Brent and Michael are going places. The are writers who left the USA and are digital nomads, and have stayed in Thailand. You might want to check it out for your “getting the heck out of here” plans.
There is a huge Ex-Pat community in Thailand. The hospitals are really nice there. I had a mishap and had to go to one while I was there. I was told people fly there to have surgeries and procedures due to the costs.
Things have changed in the last year. Alongtime friend who has lived there for about 20 years said lots of Thais are tired of the farlangs (sp? foreigners). He was coming back here for knee replacement (I was shocked) because of the changes required — health care rules, foreigners are supposed to have A LOT of money in an account — but he married a Thai lady. Now he can get surgery for cheap.
I fractured my ankle there and went to one of the private hospitals. It was the nicest and cleanest hospital that I ever set foot in. They had me in and out within 2 1/2 -hours and everything cost me $575 (x-rays, consultation, boot, crutches and drugs). Had that been at Cedars Sinai in LA it would have easily been over 2k. I would love to move there but it’s too hot for me.
I added the midseason trailer to the post. Um, do people need a course in racism or do I? When people call Americans who can’t act right in other countries Ugly Americans is that racsim? No. Your country of origin is not your race. I am Kary’s biggest fan, but I think this is just a bizarre overreaction to what Leeanne said.
Please excuse my ignorance, I’m highly medicated at the moment but I think I understand.
But why say it? Especially with a huge Hispanic* population in Texas from Mexico, it can be seen as a bit insulting.
WTF is going on with Stephanie’s husband’s hair? He looks greasy and gross…blech…and she is SO sweet. I didn’t like LeeAnne before, and I really can’t stand her this season. And WTF is with Rich’s eye patch? I’m sure its some serious injury or something, but c’mon. The only reason I think Cam should stay on the show is so we can make fun of her. If she really talks and acts in real life like she does on the show, then it is a wonder that she has ANY friends, or that her weasely little husband stays with her. ok, rant over. Thanks for the recaps, as usual, TT. Good news about the ‘hood going up in value, and glad you have some nice new neighbors!
I don’t think what LeeAnne said was racist… just unnecessary. While Mexican does describe the place that’s kary is from (right?), it’s the fact that LeeAnne used it twice while speaking disparagingly but never in any other way. Idk it’s a grey area but I wouldn’t say LeeAnne is racist for it.
Kameron would rather be right than understand where her friends are coming from in this situation. It’s a bit hypocritical to be stuck on the “surface level” thing after insisting everyone move on from the “trash” comment. And, perception is reality. The Kameron we see on the show does tend to be rather shallow and I can’t recall her having a real conversation with anyone on the show.
Also, I really like Travis and have since the beginning. I wish my husband would leave my forgetful ass a list of things I need to do. That would be so helpful. I also think he most likely did buy her something from Hermes and was just kidding by putting the other stuff in there. It’s something my hubby would do to make me laugh and smile before giving me the real present. How else would he get that big ass box?
Travis and Stephanie redecorated over a POOL in their LIVING ROOM. I am sure he can manage a Hermes gift for her, and she seems like the sweetest person, I am sure she deserves it.
What I love about this show is that there is somewhat (relative to Bravo) normal, Stephanie and Kary, then the other three, who are way nuttier.
I’m still liking this franchise and cast. Kary was a good addition. Noticed I haven’t missed Carey Deuber at all, but still not clear why she was cut?
It’s pretty clear this Season was going to revolve around the weddung and who is invited to what/production driven, meh.
I think Mama Dee is ensuring her daughter keeps getting that BRAVO check and is actually protecting what would otherwise be a boring HW. Very savvy woman! Their scenes are based in reality, but I get the vibe that Mama is playing it up for the story line. Her disdain at DeAndra being a Sugar Mama is also very real, lol.