I guess I might as well bang out a RHOD Recap. Stephanie may have the dumbest opening ever in the history of housewives. Once again, I wish these shows would not put the kids front and center with a storyline. I do want Kameron and Stephanie to work things out. Kameron thinks that Stephanie always takes up for Brandi. She is not wrong. Stephanie thinks they are just surface level friends. Sadly these two don’t seem to mesh. Also, what the heck did Stephanie order?
This Lisa Rinna commercial for the new Malificent movie is um…. very odd. No?
In yet another restaurant scene Brandi and Stephanie get together to conspire. They want to go to a haunted house to go ghost hunting. I do not. I do not want this at all. Brandi’s makeup is really bad. What color is that foundation? Is it just me? Meanwhile, we have at least a dozen more events for LeeAnne’s wedding. No one cares this much about anyone’s wedding. Who knew hand fillers were a thing? Who does this? Also what is she wearing? I don’t get any of this.
Kameron is clearly still pissed with Stephanie. That makeup sesh didn’t last for long. Whatever this party for LeeAnne is, there are lots of drag queens. Because, of course. Why not? And a penis cake. I feel like I lead a very sheltered life.
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Kary points out to LeeAnne that she was not invited to the wedding. Also she wants D’Andra to be invited to things. LeeAnne wants D’Andra to approach her. Why is LeeAnne dressed like a disco ball? I have no idea what is happening on my TV. LeeAnne just told Kary to “get in the vascetomy line.” This is just pure madness.
I Ain’t ‘Fraid Of No Ghosts!
Remember when you were like 11 and played with Ouija boards? Well apparently that is what the grown women are going to do next. Because, why not? So off we go to a haunted house to meet with a spiritual medium. This is creepy. I am not a fan of this whole story line.
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Brandi claims she has always seen ghosts. Because of course. Kameron says she contacted her dead dog via an Oujia board. These shows just get dumber and dumber. Kary got a psychic reading that literally said nothing. Kary and LeeAnne both swap sad childhood stories. LeeAnne is trying to one up Kary’s sad story.
Apparently, the ghosts rolled a ball on the floor. That’s it. Kary says LeeAnne uses her childhood as an excuse for her bad behavior. Meanwhile Brandi and Stephanie go to play with the ghosts. D’Andra tries to make up with LeeAnne. It’s impossible to make up with LeeAnne.
I feel like the shows are in some sort of Twilight Zone.
LeeAnne’s bachelorette party looked like a ton of fun. Dammit, why can’t we get invited to more of those parties?
Now I understand why you’ve had so much fun with the bourbon this week. Two hot toddies in, and I’m not feeling all that miserable. Oh, wait. The landscapers are hurling their leafblowers into my patio! WTF??!!
I want to be friends with Brandi. Does that make me “trash”? If so, I don’t care. Brandi and Stephanie always have the greatest time, and I’ll keep watching RHOD as long as they’re on.
Me too. I love Brandi and Stephanie!
I really think Stephanie and Kameron could be wonderful friends but Kameron needs to stop holding Stephanie responsible for Brandi’s behavior. Everytime Brandi says something rude or crude, Kameron gets upset with Stephanie. Just because Stephanie is Brandi’s friend she’s not her keeper and shouldn’t have to answer for her friend’s behavior. Kameron wasn’t angry at anyone else at the table for not sticking up for her – she was only upset with Stephanie, which makes no sense.
Kameron has a problem with Brandi yet is besties with LeeAnne. Make no sense either.
Wasn’t Kameron standing next to Leanne as she dropped multiple F bombs at Kary? Isn’t Kary her friend? Shouldn’t Kameron defend her friend from speaking to her like that? Double standard
Exactly!!!
Kameron is full of crap. She never holds LeeAnne to the standards she is demanding of Stephanie. Plus, she never lets Stephanie talk — she just talks over her time and again, with her smug little look. And while I am at it, Kameron’s makeup is godawful — she looked like she had whiteface on when she was at the pajama party.
Totally agree. She is a complete hypocrite and refuses to see anyone else’s side, and actually makes herself the victim. She is apparently too dumb (“I’s” is not a word!!! The possessive is “MY”) to have ever learned how to argue, She might as well put her fingers in her ears, close her eyes, and say “Wheh” like the damned baby that she is.
And by the way, Stephanie never had a chance to admonish Brandi for daring to say “fucking” to the Widdle Baby Cam-a-won whose ears are much too delicate for such words. The napkin and “trash” had been thrown before anyone else could react. I don’t even think that she cared about the word or the imaginary “coming over the table at her.” I think that she threw the napkin because she was getting caught in her lies.Yeah. Not a fan. I do really like Kary though! And she was grossed out by appropriate things, like the Big Beaver Sisters.
I agree that Brandi and Stephanie seem like fun. I’m already trash so it works… just kidding they don’t seem trashy to me at all. Just fun and a little immature in the ways they enjoy themselves. I still laugh at double entendres and poop jokes so I’m in!
I absolutely LOATHE LeeAnne! She is a batshit crazy circus psycho. There is nothing about her that I like. Her melodramatic and bizarre reactions/responses show just how crazy she really is. I loved how she said she was getting screamed at (by Kary) when in reality LeeAnne was the only one yelling. I’m sorry LeeAnne had such a horrible childhood but I am sooooooooooooooo damn tired of hearing about it. She needs to stop using her past as an excuse for her behavior
For the life of me I can’t figure out how Cameron continually excuses Leeanne’s “mother fucking” behavior but considers Brandi trashy?! Cameron really came off as a hypocrite and mean girl this episode.
I love Kary and Stephanie. Kary is very straight forward and has no problem standing up to LeeAnne. Stephanie is such a fun and loving person, not a mean bone in her body. Brandi also seems like she would be fun to be around.
Thank you. Why is it Kameron calls out Brandi for “trashy behavior”, yet goes along to get along when LeeAnne lets loose?
And of course, LeeAnne has trashed Brandi and Stephanie since Season 1 for acting “trashy”, yet LeeAnne always demands “get out of jail free cards” whenever anyone calls her out for her underhanded shady shit. I get that she had a terrible childhood. So did I, and so have others. At some point, we all have to break the cycle of abuse and work to become better people.
I’m also loving Kary so far this season. I love that she calls people out on their shit, and that she’s not afraid of LeeAnne and her crazy antics.
YAS!!!!!!!!
hate Leeanne ” fast forward over her ” Kameron , well almost liked her beginning of the season but she’s a hypocrite . Not sure I can watch much more of LeeAnne and her wedding !
Wow Karys parentes are divorced and alcoholiks meanwhile Leanne was sexualliv abused and she need to get over it! Someone had sex with her at aYoung age and she really need to get over it. Are you fucking crazy? She was raped as a child, its nothing you get over asap! I dont like Cary, seans like a goldiggger. Im on Leanne side, tho she might be dramatik, i like her. Dandra just want to bee the Queen be, But she sena to be a mfucking backsabber that turned on Leanne. Cheers
First of all, no one said for LeeAnne to get over it. We’re. Simply saying she needs to move past it and uplift herself rather than use it as an excuse for her behavior. Nobody on this site in downplaying the tragedies that occurred during her childhood but were tired of her continuously bringing it up and always trying to one-up everybody else. She needs to seek professional help in order to move on but she won’t because she loves bringing it up for the attention and sympathy.
Liked Leanne when series first started but not any more. Too melodramatic and attention seeking and really put me off in the talking head when she talked about giving Rich a BJ on first date. What must people think of her for talking about that on tv??
First, I think LeeAnn would have been perfect in place of Rinna in the Bravomercial for Maleficent. Althoush she is pretty, she has that witchy Elvira look locked down.
I would have enjoyed being at the Gays and Girls bachelorette party. Oh how gays love LeeAnn. It looked like so much fun. Kary is annoying and she deserved the read LeeAnn gave her. She is so nosy and always flapping her lips. I think she doesn’t knows how to stop talking or minding other people business.
Totally agree with you, I love Leeann. Kary is bf’s with D’Andra, Kary doesn’t like LeAnn she is there to trash Leeann.
I don’t watch this one but I did watch it a couple of times before I decided they were one more batch of too much crazy shrieking for me. I enjoy the comments and recaps HERE.
If I had only seen LeAnn — and even Tamra Judge — on WWHL, I MAY have thought they were halfway OK. Once again, Tamra displayed her lack of basic intelligence. The game was a play off sticking the dick in the fencehole. The answer to about the third thing was “boiling water” and LeAnn’s clue was “what you put pasta in to cook” and Tamra’s answer was “I don’t eat pasta.” She is THE DUMBEST RH ever, tied with Porsha. If it were an audience member, we could think maybe they were nervous in front of a camera. Not TammySue’s problem.
Dr. Oz was on WWHL last night and asked about LeAnn’s hand fillers. NOT a good idea. I didn’t need a doctor to tell me that. Imagine losing the use of your hands — nerve damage, etc. — over vanity that extreme. (Not that I believe Dr. Oz all the time. The guy he had last week warning about too much choline in egg yolks. IDIOT and/or LIAR. The ONE study he cited must have been funded by Egg Beaters, etc. Do the MATH and you can see he is full of shite, Dr. Oz! I never dreamed in school how much I would LOVE math in the Wild.)
Omg Nanette! The mention of the game made me remember the homemade glory hole from last week. I seriously think I must’ve blocked it out! Yeah, that was a shocker! But I’m also wondering if the absence of anonymity makes it a true glory hole. LOL! Sounds like a splintery mess! Who does that? Who admits it on national television?! I bet there were glory holes at the traveling carnival she grew up around? Ha!
Yep. Tthe glory hole thing seemed like a same one upping she does with the childhood thing.. like she’s going for gasps in an audience.. so stupid
Like Tamra Judge in her “Eddie anal” and “girlie makeouts” and “we have threesomes too!” They have discovered the “Bravo algorithm” that keeps them holding on to their objects. Maybe there should be an RH offshoot where they all hold dildos.
Hilarious!!!!!
I 100% agree with the shows being like an acid trip!!! Watched o.c. And Dallas back to back and felt head spun. O.c was a HOT MESS this week with nothing making any sense and Dallas well it was just mean girls being mean and immature. Both shows as of late have been mean girls and immature. Iv stopped watching almost all housewives showed because I want to se wealthy women traveling and being fabulous going to fancy restaurants and shopping traveling etc not this absolute garbage. Also why is Vicky a friend she’s in EVERY episode NOTHING makes any sense sounds like production is 100% lost and throwing wet noodles at the wall to see what sticks and then tries to run with it into next season.
Nope, still can’t stand Kameron. Her mannerisms make me crazy so I speed through her scenes.
Still love Brandi.
I think this wedding hoopla is good for LeAnne.
I want to like Kary, because she seems not crazy. But I think since Leanne is totally crazy, people are Missing what a butch kary is. Who relentlessly harassed a bride at her bachelorette about who was or was not invited? That’s rude beyond belief. Who asks someone that was sexually molested when they’re going to “get over it”? Wow. Insane.
What Kary said about “getting over it” was wrong. Could LeeAnne have PTSD from her childhood? It’s like she has a video of her childhood in her mind that plays over and over again. I feel sorry for her but for her own health she needs to move forward in some way. I wonder if she ever tried therapy? I think she tried anger management but maybe that didn’t get to the heart of the issue, which is really her childhood trauma.
I feel like LeeAnn rehearses those one liners. Some are pretty funny but you can tell most are just for shock value and for her to get on previews. I’m not a big fan and much prefer Brandi and Stephanie. Not sure how I feel about Kary yet but I do miss The other Cary. Kameron can go. I can’t with her fake bubble gum gaslighting.
“Fake bubble gum gaslighting “ Love this!
Also random but production made it look like this ridiculous bachelorette party for a 52 yr old bridezilla (no, this is NOT normal for Texas, Kameron!), was filmed somewhere in Deep Ellum… Can anyone confirm this location? Used to love going there in the day but friends started saying it wasn’t safe to go there anymore- like decades ago! Like was told not safe for girls or gays. Just wondering as I have fond memories and am curious if they’ve redone the area or if it’s just more production bullshit.
Hi there. Born and raised in Texas. Living in Dallas. Deep Ellum has always been and will probably always be a risky area to hang out, but it has some of the most swanky place to hang out. It reminds of Y’bor City in Tampa, Florida. Deep Ellum is like a magnet that draws you to have a “walk on the wild side” Saturday night. It is heavily patrolled by Dallas Police Department.
In Kameron’s Highland Park world, they are know to have several parties celebrating a bride, so in their Texas world it is not uncommon
Thanks for the info! I’m predicting a road trip from Houston in my future! Used to love going to deep ellum and I’m now wanting to go back… sounds like the fear people have of going down town here. Sometimes you can find the best places in areas like this. Just wanted to make sure it’s not a drive by shooting area.
As far as the multiple parties, I get the million “around the clock” types of showers for the younger gals who don’t have their household items. But I’m totally judging Leanne for having this ridiculous circus at her age. And you’d think production could pop for the nighttime rate for her slutty lingerie one. Do you know how much it costs for that ridiculous hand filler bullshit? A LOT. She annoys me. IJS.
🙂
I also have a bone to pick with Dallas Police Dept at the moment (whole different thread/post), so on second thought, maybe a road trip to have drinks in deep ellum is not the best personal choice for me right now. Lol!
Perhaps in Trinity instead?
I always think of Hap & Leonard when I see wild Texas stuff.
I loved this episode because D’Andra was barely in it.
Kary was out of line and tacky for confronting LeeAnne about her guest lists at her bachelorette party.
I don’t get why LeeAnne tried to lie about whether or not she invited Kary to the bachelorette. It was unnecessary and made her look shady.
Speaking of Brandi she needs to pick a lane about LeeAnne. One minute she says they worked out their differences. Next she says she wants to avoid LeeAnne and her shit about her childhood, or she’s driving a wedge between her and the rest of the group.
This season being about all LeeAnne all the time is boring as hell. Sorry, but she is acting as if she is a blushing bride and determined to have every party or event possible. And she plans them all, making others pay. smdh
LeeAnne is a one trick pony — my childhood was worse than yours so I can do and say whatever I want. STFU about your childhood already. Yes, you say it was awful but get some help to deal with it. Stop inflicting it on everyone around you.
Queen Es Mas Bridezilla? Danielle or LeeAnn?
Quien. Not queen.
This is spot on! Agree with you 100%.
Team Leanne and Kameron!! That is all. 😛
I also like Stephanie.
I’d like to be team Kameron, Stephanie and Kary. I hope we get there.
Darn….Canadian tv did not have the Rinna commercial. Not!!!!!!!
If this link doesn’t work for you, I will add it to the post.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3rwjujgQ1u/
I’ve always been curious about the number of viewers for all of these different Housewives’ franchises. Are these published anywhere? If anyone can access that Bravo info, I know you TT could tell us…… and btw, do they ever cancel a Housewives show? Didn’t they can The Miami franchise for low viewership? The storylines have gotten so Feckless lately that I am repeatedly asking myself why do I bother watching anymore?
Here are some numbers for you. The are the average number of viewers for THE LAST COMPLETED SEASON, I only did this because I love your avatar. 🙂
RHOA 1.960 million
RHOBH 1.661 million
RHOOC 1.427 million
RHONY 1.283 million
RHONJ 1.217 million
RHOP 1.044 million
RHOD 0.643 million
Below Deck Med 1.582 million
Below Deck 1.44 million
Pump Rules 1.248 million
Southern Charm 1.241 million
Married to Medicine 0.934 million
Project Runway 1.009 million
Top Chef O.944 million
Shahs of Sunset 0.89 million
Lucy Van Pelt thanks you!
I need more Lucy Van Pelt in my life. I hope you stick around.
I’ve been a loyal follower of your blog since 2016 but I rarely chime in! Hope your weekend was restorative! I do think if you posted these numbers where all your readers would see it would be fascinating to them as well!! The fact that Southern Charm is basically equivalent In viewership with RHNYC is nuts! It puts a weird perspective on it all
I was posting just below at the same time as you. It is fascinating and thanks again for asking!
I think wordpress ate my response. Anyway, I posted it on Twitter. Otherwise, it’s our little secret. 🙂 And Thanks for asking about me. I get sick when the barometeric pressure changes rapidly. In Atlanta it went from hot and sunny to 40 degrees colder and rainy in like 13 hours. I’m feeling better now though. xo ~tt
Thanks for asking because it never occurred to me. Why are the numbers so low for Dallas?? I’ve enjoyed this franchise from the get go.
Agreed. Thanks for asking and thanks for posting this info TT. It’s interesting and surprising. I would’ve guessed NY would be higher and am disappointed that OC and Dallas aren’t in opposite spots. I’m at the point where I’ll be thrilled when all are 0000.0000…. but by those numbers, it’s looking like that might not happen in my lifetime. Gah!
And I hate myself for not being able to quit them completely. I am weak.
I’m in the corner with you IJC. I have quit ATL and NJ…one season each, lol but I expect I’ll watch this season of ATL at a minimum and probably NJ too based on what’s been happening in both places. I haven’t watched OC this season since the train came rolling in, I think I’ve quit it for good, sad, it was my gateway franchise and now it’s ugly.
I FURIOUS THAT OC had higher ratings than NY last year. Let’s NOT let THAT happen again.
Yeah. I’m definitely quitting OC, they can all go fuck themselves after that last episode and now seeing the numbers. Wait. I think they’re already fucking themselves and each other, on a train, with their rejuvenated vaginas, while beating each other up and drinking Tito’s while their kids friends all watch in horror. I’m sorry but I only had room for the cliff notes. Grrr
I am still out on new Kary. There is just something about her that for me is a little off.