I guess I might as well bang out a RHOD Recap. Stephanie may have the dumbest opening ever in the history of housewives. Once again, I wish these shows would not put the kids front and center with a storyline. I do want Kameron and Stephanie to work things out. Kameron thinks that Stephanie always takes up for Brandi. She is not wrong. Stephanie thinks they are just surface level friends. Sadly these two don’t seem to mesh. Also, what the heck did Stephanie order?
This Lisa Rinna commercial for the new Malificent movie is um…. very odd. No?
In yet another restaurant scene Brandi and Stephanie get together to conspire. They want to go to a haunted house to go ghost hunting. I do not. I do not want this at all. Brandi’s makeup is really bad. What color is that foundation? Is it just me? Meanwhile, we have at least a dozen more events for LeeAnne’s wedding. No one cares this much about anyone’s wedding. Who knew hand fillers were a thing? Who does this? Also what is she wearing? I don’t get any of this.
Kameron is clearly still pissed with Stephanie. That makeup sesh didn’t last for long. Whatever this party for LeeAnne is, there are lots of drag queens. Because, of course. Why not? And a penis cake. I feel like I lead a very sheltered life.
Kary points out to LeeAnne that she was not invited to the wedding. Also she wants D’Andra to be invited to things. LeeAnne wants D’Andra to approach her. Why is LeeAnne dressed like a disco ball? I have no idea what is happening on my TV. LeeAnne just told Kary to “get in the vascetomy line.” This is just pure madness.
I Ain’t ‘Fraid Of No Ghosts!
Remember when you were like 11 and played with Ouija boards? Well apparently that is what the grown women are going to do next. Because, why not? So off we go to a haunted house to meet with a spiritual medium. This is creepy. I am not a fan of this whole story line.
Brandi claims she has always seen ghosts. Because of course. Kameron says she contacted her dead dog via an Oujia board. These shows just get dumber and dumber. Kary got a psychic reading that literally said nothing. Kary and LeeAnne both swap sad childhood stories. LeeAnne is trying to one up Kary’s sad story.
Apparently, the ghosts rolled a ball on the floor. That’s it. Kary says LeeAnne uses her childhood as an excuse for her bad behavior. Meanwhile Brandi and Stephanie go to play with the ghosts. D’Andra tries to make up with LeeAnne. It’s impossible to make up with LeeAnne.
I feel like the shows are in some sort of Twilight Zone.