I demand you all go to the Dollar Tree store and buy reindeer pants. It’s fun and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Also some Wild Turkey might help. Let’s just all get drunk in reindeer pants. I mean what else were you going to do today?
Also, how am I still drunk? I slept for 11 hundred hours. I guess I should forget the bank and have another drink. Who wants to talk to me? Ask me anything I spew all my tea when I am drunk.