I demand you all go to the Dollar Tree store and buy reindeer pants. It’s fun and will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Also some Wild Turkey might help. Let’s just all get drunk in reindeer pants. I mean what else were you going to do today?
Also, how am I still drunk? I slept for 11 hundred hours. I guess I should forget the bank and have another drink. Who wants to talk to me? Ask me anything I spew all my tea when I am drunk.
No dollar tree in my community. I feel left out of the reindeer pants craze. Someone, anyone, get two pairs and think of me. Lol
You continue to crack me up.
Rich people suck. GET TO THE GHETTO!
Love the dollar tree. I got vegetable egg rolls from there. They taste just like the ones u get at the Chinese place no joke
This reminds me that ikea has some awesome food. Must get to ikea for food. Fuck furniture that says assembly required.
I’ve only been to IKEA a couple of times and my companion on the trip insisted that we had to eat something there. I forget what it was but as I recall whatever it was was good. That guy loved to eat. I dated him forever before I knew he was diabetic and wasn’t allowed to eat half the things we ate.
Swedish meatballs.
Yes that was it!
Lol I knew that was it! They’re so tasty I’m thinking about going by there for lunch. I just remembered that on one of my kids obligatory 8th grade trips to DC, they literally had the class lunch at the food court in ikea in DC! Must’ve been close to one of the sights they were seeing that day.
They have the best snacks there! Bbq pork rinds are my jam.
OMG my mother is OBSESSED with the bbq pork rinds there. She’s losing weight to have her other knee replaced (already lost the weight, but still on her weight loss kick). “Son, this is my CHEAT snack. I can have my CHEAT snack. Leave my pork rinds alone.”
They are so good!!! If your on a low carb diet they are great! They are great either way!
They are allowed on keto. Probably the TYPE of oil is not. I gonna get me some! No one’s perfect… I’ve hardly fudged in 6 months — a wedding. 50th HS reunion, 1 little pack of TJ ghoulish gummies.
I don’t eat pork (never liked it nor most animal proteins)
But everyone seems to love them. So I’ll trust y’all.
I don’t know if I recommend Swedish meatballs to a semi vegan. Pork rinds maybe lol. But Swedish meatballs are … umm BALLS…. so. maybe?
Try pimento cheese with your pork rinds. Mmmm…
Just say no to pimento cheese.
I love tequila. And I love whiskey. Why can’t we have both?
Dammit, I’m now craving margaritas, but I can’t have any because I’m sick. I guess I’ll need a refill of Theraflu soon. At least, there’s that.
So what do you know about these trash TV shows we all watch that we haven’t discussed yet? Since I’m also having to take a couple sick days off, we have time to kiki this week.
Also, I’m still getting a shit-ton of emails about [REDACTED], but I don’t want to talk about them any more. I just need to find a way to the living room so I can catch up on my trash TV shows.
Oh you want trash TV? Go binge 90 day fiance THE OTHER WAY. I promise you will not be disappointed.
I haven’t watched TLC in a while, but I’m pretty desperate. And sick. I need to get out of bed, but I’m still stuck at home.
I think it’s safe for Round 2 of Theraflu, so watch out!
I wish I lived clloser. I would come make you chicken soup and mop your forehead and slip some bourbon in your Theraflu. I feel like Bouron and theraflu would mix well. You live in VEGAS YOU COULD GET BOURBON DELIVERED! xo fee better soon. You are my favorite. Don’t tell the others.
Don’t you know alcohol kills germs from the inside out? What is wrong with people who don’t drink when they are sick! That’s foolishness! Can’t wait to leave work in an hour and throw back some wine!!!!
Best remedy is PURPLE DRANK. Seriously. Drink as much as you can without puking. Then sip. Takes about 8-12 hours. Best cold and flu fix ever. Unless you are puking from virus.
Second best: BlackBerry brandy in hot water or hot tea with 1/2 a lemon. Squeeze juice, the pour hot water over the lemon remains.
I, too, am sick. So this has been my excuse to be hopped up on Nyquil and hot toddies. 90 Day the Other Way is great.
I’m just saying reindeer pants will make you happy. Also I bought them like a year or two ago so you probably can’t get them anymore. I don’t even know why I was in the Dollar Store. I think I was buying some twist ties for my chain link fence or something. But can we just have some fun today? Tell me something fun.
Something fun is that my two boys (aged 5 and 3) are so excited for Halloween. My son in kindergarten gets to go on a field trip to an orchard here, and he cannot wait to ride a school bus. It’s the little things that he always gets the most excited over.
I’m just going to sit here until someone talks to me.
Damnit man!!!! I was starting a list should the day ever come we could ask you questions.
Okay, i think,and like
Oops, I’ll finish after your comment.
I’m here! I’m here! And I’m about to turn on the TV, I swear. It might still be on CNN or MSNBC, but I’ll change the channel and start binging some shit.
DEAR GOD MAN TAKE THE DAY OFF I KNOW WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING. STOP THAT! go watch 90 day the other way from the beginning.
It was stuck there from last night. I just flipped over to my DVR to catch up on RHOC.
Since we’re all here, let’s have our own debate. Should I worry about Vicki coming back next season?
OMFG, I’ve been on that train! I used that train all the time to go back and forth when I started college in San Diego. However, I never sucked on penis popsicles while on the train. Damn, I’ve missed out on a lot of shit.
I want to be on a train with you..
It’s the best train. When I’m back in Cali next month, I want to head back that way… Well, at least Encinitas. Del Mar is all right, I guess, but I love the beaches at Cardiff and Downtown Encinitas.
Gawddammit, there’s Vicki again. Have I ever told you about what it was like going to high school in South OC? Coto is so fucking crazy.
OK, TT, I’m doing it. I pulled myself out of my sick bed to get some groceries at TJ’s. They have Scotch on sale here. I’m buying some. If you want, I’ll email you the receipts.
Hot Toddy, here I come!
You didn’t need to worry about sitting in a puddle of Vicki pee when you took it either.
Ok, ok. An old man in a scooter cart at Walmart called me a beautiful woman and I blushed like a teenager.
My daughter’s chihuahua mix is a rescue from Phoenix. He’s a bad ass with a BB lodged in his spine who once roamed the streets with other tiny dogs terrorizing children and old people. #thuglife.
The neighborhood pit bull is scared shitless of him.
Reindeer pants are now on my shopping list. 😉
So we all agree we are all getting reindeer pants from the dollar store. But um, you all may have missed your chance. You know I haven’t left my house in years. So maybe you missed your chance. But they are VERY HAPPPY PANTS. You cannot be sad in REINDEER VELOUR PANTS.
You would be even more beautiful to the Walmart guy if you were wearing reindeer pants.
Also this really really really rich guy who is for some dumb reason my friend reads here and I think he might be breaking out in a rash.
Meanwhile, Wendy is going in on some girl for saying “the n word” and now you can’t even be a fag hag? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? Fruit fly my ass.
TT i am not able to figure out what is Wendy doing? She’s backtracking a bit regarding NeNe, etc (let me pause RHOC, yelling is annoying) gotta find my remote.
I wish I was drinking but I’ll play along. How long have you had Banjo? Was he a puppy when you adopted him?
Yes! he was a puppy now he is ten. He is so mean (where did he learn that?) he can’t go to the vet anymore. If anyone has left over flea pills, please send.
No flea pills! You have to get the Seresto collar on Amazon or cheap doggie sites – kills ticks & fleas. ALso Zulily online is having light up reindeer antlers for sale today! Too bad their shipping cost more than the antlers…….
ZUBDFREE41 is a FREE shipping code for today only for Zulilly. Use it once & your shipping is free all day.
I learned new flea stuff 2 days ago. The usual meds are not lasting a month on our two dogs.
Vectra is the only topical that kills fleas in the pupa stage. The others kill the eggs, 3 larval stages and adults. Pupas can live 6 months. The only thing for the home effective and WITHOUT accumulating toxins is Block Out, from vets only.
Vet said not to use flea shampoo, powder, spray, etc. because MOST fleas are now resistant to the active killing ingredient. AND TO NEVER use two flea treatments at the same time.
He said the topical treatments are formulated to kill a finite number of fleas and when we are having “flea disasters,” like this year, the fleas eat up the med in the blood faster. You can apply more topical sooner than 4 weeks. BUT NOT UNTIL YOU SEE fleas again, not as a preventive (sooner than four months).
Fine I will just sit here and talk to my drunk self. Cause I found more bourbon.
Secret liquor and chocolate stashes make me happy.
Along with p*ssing off the one neighbor who is bugged that I hire a Native American building company.
Because other color people frighten them.
OMG I had too much bourbon last night myself, and now you’re making me to want a small glass. Neat. Woodford Reserve is my favorite followed by Makers Mark.
Legit question- I love LVP, why don’t you? Like for real there’s countless other HW badies worse than her and she gets your hate. Sup with that
She just annoys the fuck outta me . I USED TO LOVE HER. And now I don’t. But you are right, there are worse ones out there. I will always be TEAM KYLE. Don’t tell anyone but Kyle and Kathy have both been very nice to me. They are just NICE PEOPLE.
But you can love her if you want,
Love Kyle a lot, I mean not like LVP but love Kyle and even Kim. I think it was way wrong for everyone to jump on the bash LVP train (see what I did there). LVP got black balled by the cast imo. Oh what’s the true story on Erica sand her husband? Arrangement or not?
I am not sure. But I CAN PROMISE YOU KYLE IS GREAT.
Found it. So, Wendy. Is this all a scam? Now she’s single, doesn’t really have tight friends in LA. I’m catching little discrepancies here and there. Where is her dog? The one that was her everything? The huge black one, which was hers and adorable? Now two kittens?
What if your able, do you think? Is she being misleading?
Aaannnddd a shot!!!!!! Lol.
(Please stay home 🙂
She did address what happened to the dog, I can’t remember though, I seem to recall it was basically part of the suburban white picket fence dream family life…(facade) I don’t remember being appalled, gave him to a nice family? Idk…
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Wendy’s dog…that she no longer has. She has 2 kitties in her high rise apt. now…
TT, her huge dog that had its own bedroom.
Ceasar Milan was on her show and she had her dog come out. It’s a puppy that runs to Wendy, puts its paws on each of her shoulders (typical daily welcome) and wouldn’t get down.
Wendy said “oh well” that is my baby, and basically FU Caesar Milan. Have no idea why he was even on there.
Except to show off her slobbering bear of an animal. Said with love, she adored and talked often about that dog. She was very attached. It was like 100 lbs puppy size.
And she did have a bedroom, turn off the lights, close the door it’s bedtime trained. It was a day care probably more than bedroom.
Maybe her son or family in Florida has it. I’m surprised that dog didn’t use Kelvin for a chew toy, messing with Wendy. Maybe that’s how she hurt her shoulder, pulling the dog off Kelvin? Hmmm.
Thank you Kipper! See your answering my question so thanks. Things like that keep me wondering if this is for another reason divorce, and Nene got in a fight with KEVIN backstage that time. Wendy may be doing his damage control? Hmmm.
Too much true crime and always things not what they seem? Lol
You seem to have been raised all over the place. What were your parents occupations that allowed such an exotic upbringing?
My father worked for Lockheed. He used to build airplanes.The we moved to Libya and he did something with getting Visas for everyone. My mom hated it. It was a year to year contract and WE WER ALWAYS LEAVING NEXT YEAR. So we kept having to leave the country and Mama took us like EVERYWHERE for five minutes. lol.
Also my mother was the most horrific traveler in the world. It was kind of hilarious when she kept asking where the Eiffel Tour was when we had like five seconds to see it an the French people refused to tell us where it was. I am a much better traveler, But i will never forget my mom being a total bitch to the Parisians..
Hi Tamara, no Dollar tree in Ireland… however I’m drinking a glass of Cider & found a pair of Christmas socks, which I’m wearing on your behalf ! Ok… do you really live in a getto?, do you actually hear gun shots?, why are you not meant to drink bourbon? love to your darling Banjo, Niamh x
I actually live in the house where I was born.I don’t know if you will get the reference but it was very Leave It To Beaver when we lived here.I was already living here when I bought it fre estate. My daddy wanted me to live here. I don’t think he knew. So yes, I live in the ghetto,. And Yes i hear gun shots A LOT. But i kind of like here. It’s home AND THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR JUST SOLD FOR $200K because I live near the Braves Stadium
Your a little Darling for replying, the only gun shots we hear are from pigeon/pheasant shooting from 01 Nov until 28 Feb (we live in a small village), I’m on cider four, still wearing underware….! You mean an awful lot to all of us, thanks for everything, x P.S Have no fecking idea about Braves Stadium, lol
Sober here, may have to work tonight, waiting on the call, if not, I’m headed home to drink. Still in my jammies though if that helps…
Quietly watching “Silent Witness” so as not to wake up the night nurse sleeping un the room next door, contemplating doing a load of laundry, probably won’t.
I’ve started binging in this nacho cheese dip from Safeway. Bad habit I don’t want to stop…
Sounds like you’re having the time of your life. No drinking for me today as I have a training later.
Btw did you ever get your pizza?
BUT NO PIZZA
Target has ladies fleece reindeer pajama pants for $7. Your post made me search for them & makes me want them. I’m likely going to retire at the end of the year & need them for day drinking.
Day drinking in reindeer pants is never wrong.
THANK YOU KK!!! I just went online and ordered them!
What is the job description for the ideal ladysitter? Do they have to be a lady? Are there any specific technical skills or soft skills required to be successful in the role?
Going to Walmart, with hubs NOT FUN. Later, have fun. 🙂
As Clarisse sings, “there’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true”. Off to Dollar Tree to get me some reindeer pants and Tequila. (Dollar Tree next to liquor store, score!) Cheers!
What’s Bravo filming right now? Im wondering and hopeful we’ll get another classic TT spilling the filming secrets post on Southern Charm again like last time, that was epic!! Read that Kelly Bensimon (total kooky pants) was flirting with Whitney on insta.. to which I laughed.
Wait, what??!! Are you saying RHONY Kelly flirted with Southern Charm Whitney? I’m at a loss for words on that one.
Lol, yes indeed she put a bunch of hearts on his post about getting surgery and he responded with something like hope you can nurse me afterwords.. barf. I would imagine she is interested in his money? I dunno? She does go for the tall dudes since she’s pretty tall. I’ve been watching all the early seasons of RHONY which is pretty much gold in my book.. gd, Luanne is such an asshole.
WAIT!!!!! And Kelly Bensimon said she would take care of him (Whitney) after his shoulder surgery at Mayo CLinic & he said he was looking forward to it???????
RHOAs still filming. I don’t even care. I just want to whine to you guys, I think I put a comment through that said all I do is complain and just want friends on the INTERNET. Truer words.,.. LOL. I love all of you guys and I DO THINK YOU ARE MY FRIENDS. And thanks for making me feel that way. Sometimes I get emails from people who say shit like I CAN’T BELEIVE I GOT AN EMAIL FROM YOU! I can’t believe I get emails from you! And you are my friends. I love you all. Because, bourbon.
I believe the words you are looking for are “GAY A FUCK”
It would be like me flirting with you…. lol. I PROMISE I DO NOT LOOK LIKE MY DRIVERS LICENSE PHOTO!
flirts just a little bit. Stay over there with your germs, Are you watching 90 day the other way like I TOLD YOU? I would never steer you wrong.
Wait, are you talking to me again?
I’m obviously spiraling, so this is the perfect time for me to spend the day here. I pulled up Weedmaps on my phone because I’m spiraling. I was supposed to look at a grocery delivery, but instead I think I want a weed delivery.
I’m obviously losing my shit.
I am trying to find the person who asked me my “ethinic hertiage” and I am always talking to you.
I consider you a friend!
I may be sending you all to the wrong store. Dollar GENERAL maybe? I dunno it is a poor people’s store and there is DOLLAR in the name. REINDEER PANTS JUST FIND THEM.
Damnit man! I go to Dollar General daily. I kept checking and it wasn’t DG in any comments. I may have hope for reindeer pajama pants!!! After Wal-Mart, early tom seems more appealing. Do they have size 3x? Or 4x? (I LIKE THEM BAGGY)
Now possibly FAMILY DOLLAR? LOL
Well we know there is a Dollar in it for sure. Okay, starting point, lol.
Maybe the (mostly) 99 cents store? I hate ours. Dirty diapers in the parking lot and “Imma beat yo ass” echoing throughout the store.
Will my sock monkey fleece pants work?
What’s going on with Chateau Sharee?
Did you ever find out why your sister was mad at you?
Yeah I get thrown off Twitter a LOT Because I am a bad person or whatever. And I don;t have a cellphone so I thought I would put in her number. AND NOW SHE HATES ME, Like really a random friend who used to like did that for me? But it put my sister into hysterics IDGI . She is going through some shit. I should have known better, She has all of these young boys that are her real friends.. I mean go you I guess. I hope I get old with lots of young men flocking around me/
I think of you as a friend, Tamara. A funny, erudite, appropriately bitchy, always interesting friend<3
I thinof ALL OF YOU AS my friends. WHY IS THIS A BAD THING? Why are people telling, me I am a bad person?????????????????? You can can all move to costa rica or wherever I go. YOU ARE ALL INVITED YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS! I love you all! And now I am off to bed,
I’d have A LOT more friends if I could find them like you and this group.
drink some water in between. stay hydrated kid
TT, do those reindeer pants come in 3x? If so, I’m headed to Dollar Tree, then hop a flight to the ATL with my liquor in a brown paper bag and walk around telling “Tamara Tattles is the SHIT!!!”
*yelling. I’m already drunk….
Oh dear GO YES I a\m wearing tjhe GIANT PANTS LIKE MOST GIANT PANTS EVER BUT i THINK IT MAY BE FAMILY dollar I get my ghetto stores mixed up/
ca.ll me I am already drunk with you dumb ass email me!
I’m still drinking!!! Wake up!!! I have a whole box of wine to get through in these loud ass pants. And I got the necklace.
Well, my fun today is that my husband neglected to tell me that our cross country move got bumped up 2 weeks early to next week. He agreed to start his new job early. I am drinking for a moving miracle. Hopefully the moving company coming tomorrow will work out and pack all of my stuff so I continue the laziness I have become used to.
Been there, girl. And with a breakin & theft of stuff in short term storage right before leaving. Thought I would lose my mind. Oh and the movers were thieves, too!
I’m here to tell you that you’re going to survive no matter what and you’ll be stronger for it. Hang in there and take lots of deep breaths. Best of luck to you and your adventure! May it go as smoothly as possible.
Reindeer pants, huh? I have a couple of pairs of Hello Kitty pants. Will that do?
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Ok I have a Dollar General close and ran out…no reindeer pants but got a pair with snowmen and snow laides…can I join the club anyway??? They are already on and so dam comfy!!! I love being friends with all of you!
Oooh, we get to ask questions? Tamara. what is your ethnic heritage?
Ok drinking rye been a bad day. I have my Walmart pjs on. I have a Walmart pj problem when ever they put out a new camper pjs I need them so i have 20.
what is an ethnic heritage? You sound like a white person asking if I am black. Maybe I am….or not. Do you guys think I am black or white? I think you think I am whatrrver you are are adnd y all wrong.
It’s me. Maybe I should have prefaced my question, because the tone could be misinterpreted. Since I was a
young child I love learning about anthropology, cultures, religions.I grew up in a boring white bread and butter community, but was always fascinated about what made us who we were. I married someone from a complete different background and religion. We could have been on 90 day fiancee if it was airing 23 years ago. This was an honest question with no ill intent. I often ask this question in conversations. It is a real interest of mine. Apologies.
Oh shit, that reply was terrible. Here’s the thing, people are people. I love learning about our history and cultural upbringing. Period. Maybe one of the reasons I am fascinated by reality shows.
Why is your sister mad at you?
You have been cracking me up for days!! I’m kind of obsessed with your reindeer pants and seemingly endless supply of bourbon! Also a little jealous. I really like day drinking. No shame here! I drank a lot of wine last night and today sucks but, that’s wine for you. I should’ve followed your lead and gotten bourbon. I’m definitely going to try to find some reindeer pants for my Christmas movie binges.
Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, or Dollar General???? I must have those pants!!! Hmmm, neighborhoods ebb and flow. Sounds like you might be on the cusp of some gentrification. If that’s the case, do some updating, sell it, and go travel the world.
You’re not black. So I’m starting to get a little worried. You’ve been on a bender for a couple of weeks? Slap! Slap! Time to sober up, take a walk, eat some vegetables, and do something IRL social.
What does that mean…. You’re not black wtf
Earlier in the thread they were talking about what is Tamara’s ethnicity. She told us to guess. I just know she’s not African-American because she’s told us before
You are no fun.
Heh. You’re probably right. I have a job now. All I want to do is eat the edibles I smuggled from California and watch TV and eat snacks but that does not make for a productive next day.
So glad you’re feeling better TT!!
The Dollar Tree near me has Unicorn “sleepy pants”……that’s what I call them lol, and I immediately thought of my favorite BB21 AFP Nicole!! Picking up a pair this week to treat myself. They are super soft!! On another note, we’re having heavy rain all evening here and I’m praying Survivor will fully record in my DVR. If not, I always have Cho and his awesome recaps!!!
Hey Tamara, have you watched “Pillow Talk” yet? A bunch of couples from past seasons of 90 Day Fiancé sit in bed and watch the current season of the various 90 Day Fiancé shows. You don’t watch the show, you watch them watching the show and commenting to each other about it. It uses exactly 0 brain cells when you watch it, but for some reason I LOVE it.
So like People’s Couch with idiots?
That 90 Day Pillow Talk Show is like The People’s Couch where they show clips of scenes from the couples with now married couples. I like this one. It’s fun. It is usually on late Sunday nights after the show..
I’ve never seen People’s Couch, but that sounds about right.
Before questions, a recommendation. Because you like Court TV, I think you may like true crime, not just trials. “The DNA of Murder, with Paul Holes,” is killer. NPI. Nothing hotter than a fine man with a finer mind and a noble passion. (Paul Holes, Billy Jensen, Andrew Vachss.)
1. Do you like floral or “fresh” scent?
2. How many languages do you speak?
3. What has been your favorite place to visit? To live/relocate?
4. Do you still have your fancy Champagne flute and can we see a photo?
5. What do you think of my idea for you to rent a tour bus or RV, slap on a “Tamara Tattles On Tour”* sign and visit us across the country (with Banjo)? *Then you could claim business expense.
6. Have you ever hooked up with someone famous (or notorious)? Bonus points to spill the name.
I’ve been very curious about the flutes too! I hear they are very fancy!
I want to ask the following:
1. What is your favorite Bravo show.
2. Who is your favorite housewife, and least favorite?
3. Can we travel with you?
4. Please, please tell us who you hooked up with!!
I can’t believe I kept reading after “Dollar Store.” Is that an actual thing? Le sigh.
There’s this New England store called the Christmas Tree Shop. I have a pact with a friend that we’ll die without setting foot in one or in a Walmart. So far so good. I like Publix though when I’m down South. I’m not sure if that makes me trashy or not.
We like a little trashy in our lives here, yes “Dollar store” included. I feel a little sad for you naa, a Christmas tree store sounds wonderful!
In the South, there are just as many Dollar Stores as banks. There are two within a five mile radius of my house!
I’m pretty rural in the WWWest we have dollar tree, family dollar and dollar general. We definitely have more then we need but well used and loved…sorry I didn’t capitalize everything, starting drinking and too lazy now….
Our house is in the center of an imaginary square with a Dollar Tree approx. 5 miles away on each “side.” No matter which direction our errands take us, we are near a Dollar Tree. I will never pay full price for foil, Zip Lock bags, or Dawn dishwashing soap again. There is a country club a few blocks away and a street lined with mansions, real ones, with huge yards, not the McMansions with a bleed for a yard. Not a trashy area. (Just don’t look in my windows.)
Definitely not in all directions, especially at my abode but in town? One is never far from foil and flip flops (we used to call them thongs…now people raise an eyebrow). I’ll venture out tomorrow to find some reindeer fleece pants that I can decide whether to wear, or not to wear given the occasion but I definitely need a pair now so I can be a part of the pants participants going forward!
The Dollar Stores here even sell beer.
Gift bags and greeting cards! I will never pay 3-5x more for those again! I don’t think ours has beer though lol that sounds awesome
naa- Christmas Tree Shops are awesome! It is like a field trip to go to one, tho from where I live. Got to one 3 weeks ago; dropped 100.00 bucks and got a lot of neat stuff. People in front of my had bought up a lot of lantern type decorations (all the same) that they were going to tart up for wedding centerpieces. Lots and lots of dollar stores (family, general) in my general vicinity.
When I worked at a retirement community, we had a very talented guy who decorated for the events. When I asked if we could have a White Trash Christmas, he said “Nanette, aren’t ALL Christmas decorations white trash?” True. Mostly.
LA_in_KY, ran out of comments under that thread but just was so surprised they sell beer? Wine? Reminds me of the beer machines…like soda machines in the barracks back in the day.
No wine, sadly. But they have coolers of beer like you would see at a gas station. I am referring to Dollar General stores. Here it is not a state wide thing but regional.
We have a new Dollar General not far from my house, (about 6 miles) I blush to say is so over packed and full of everything that I may not have made it to the good stuff yet! I’ll be looking for beer (rarely drink) but a fun nugget of info!
I am thinking it is a Dollar General. It’s not the Dollar Tree 99 cent place. It’s just a store full of crap. I went in to buy some Zip Line thingys for my fence. I ended up with Reindeer pants and disposable underwear. because why not?
If you have never been to a Walmart or Dollar-ish store, you are missing something. In my opinion.
Agreed! Plus Walmart has great prices. 🙂
I REALLY HATE WALMART. But sometimes it is necessary,
I wanted to boycott Walmart when it had that Ring My Bell commercial, but my Rx meds are there and it is only a few blocks away. I hate it, except for the pharmacy.
I could go for a pair of reindeer pants if they were made of real reindeer. Or not, if they smelled like real reindeer.
Maybe some road kill reindeer pants?
Is it just me or is this comment hard to figure out? No offense Judith but your comment left me confused.
Thanks for hanging with me Nanette.
translation: if pants made from real reindeer smell like real reindeer, I do not want to wear them. One of Tamara’s stylings is “or not.” It’s also a general play on Wednesday Addam’s question about are the Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts.
Got it, lol, it really makes perfect sense to me now, I was a little tipsy and ger confused easily.
So, I’m drunk, in Dollar Tree pants and no one to play with.
I’m here! I figured Tamara needs to sleep and I’m a lightweight these days…comment away in your dollar tree pants, please!
I even got the light bulb necklace. Finished the booze and am on the boxed wine. Cuz I’m classy.
Watching The Masked Singer with my husband who is also drunk. I’m a bad influence 🍷 and if one of these singers ain’t Janet Jackson I’m gonna fuck somebody up.
I fell asleep during Masked. Had to watch it all over again. At least none of the idiots (girls) guessed Megan Markle (after the wedding), Oprah, or Gaga tonight. Like, REALLY. At least Jenny can be funny. Nicole… good thing she’s beautiful.
Say it loud, I’m fat and I’m proud!
Damn you for having jobs and lives…..
This is The Other Shay, coming to you live, drunk in an undisclosed ghetto somewhere in Ohio. Fucking Ohio. Why am I “The Other Shay” you ask? Ok, so you didn’t, but I don’t give a shit cus I’m drunk and ima tell you anyway. Way back in the good old days, when Tee Cee was calling out ho’s and taking numbers, there was some chick named Shay that was a regular poster. I was new to the game, I was a chicken shit and just read the comments. Didn’t know it was a one name rule and shit, so I posted and homegirl went awf, acting like I was trying to be her ass. I’m, TT knows who the fawk I am, got my email, she knows what’s up. And have my own avi. The “original” Shay got all up in her feelings and I responded my bad, that I would modify the shit. She said some dumb shit, and said she was never coming back. TT made a comment that why mutherfuckers always got to announce when they leaving. And at moment I fell in love with me some Tamara Tattles. And I’m probably gonna end up in the WLS with this dumb ass post.
Sorry Shay, nodded off for a bit! Great story and you know what? I love that you’re an “other”, that seems to make everything come into focus here. Hope you had a great evening, so much for trying to stay up late, yikes I’m tired!.
I’m still here, drinking boxed wine and smoking Newport’s. Bribing the dog with treats so he doesn’t bail on me. So glad he has low standards.
My favorite “other” was —he named himself— the “Other White LeRoy in Town.” It was a tiny Bay Area town and there were only two LeRoys, both white.
I’m the newest member of the WLS. Dammit.
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I already know it’s full of bitches looking for the gate to the Underground Railroad, wearing cheap blonde wigs and waiting for that next donkey booty video to drop. Le sigh.
Smoking a Newport right now, life is good!
I ran out. Looking through my butts, praying one regenerates.
I only ever smoked when I was drunk. Newports (‘potes) and Larks. I know who I was in a past life.
This comment thread is everything, I love it and all of y’all so much! Dolla reindeer pants, bourbon and Newports what more could we ask for? So much more entertaining then last nights boring af Dallas… the new Kary is calling out Leanne and her constant whos got the worst childhood schtick and Cameron continues to be the character from legally blonde, I can’t get over how much vocal fry that girl has, I’m always thinking to myself, is this chick for real? If you looked up white girl in the dictionary there would be Cameron with her stuck up ass!! I love how Brandi likes to f with her!! Brandi is my fav, she keeps it pretty real. Also TT you’re right, Leanne’s got the best ass/body of any housewife, I only wish I could look that good at 51!!!
Glad you’re feeling better😍Been busy w/work, side hustle, and my stinkin’ kids😉so I haven’t gotten to check in here. Totally ordering reindeer pants from Amazon during lunch hr. Dreaming of margs, not one for bourbon. Unless it’s in bread pudding’s sauce…now I want bread pudding.
Well damn. I completely missed out on this fun! Day late and dollar short. Seems to be a running theme for me lately. Bummer. But thanks to everyone for making me laugh! Y’all are awesome! 🙂
Fell asleep early, catching up on recordings. On Chopped, cake contest, canned tomato soup is in the basket. The contestants and judges seem more flummoxed by that than the squid ink in the first basket. Seems none of them know about the mid-century classic, Tomato Soup Cake. It’s a spice cake and the soup adds tang and moisture. There was a Chocolate Mayonnaise cake popular then too. Back then, I hated mayo, but loved the moist cake.
Damn. I hate I missed the party! However I did order the $7 Reindeer Pants from Target for me and the hubs.
We spent yesterday drinking beer on the beach and it was magnificent! I love the beach in the fall!
The bean counters are Target are never going to figure out this run on reindeer pants. I love it!
Read all day yesterday, thanks for the giggles everyone!
The reindeer pajama pants are from Dollar General. I remember you talked about them before, you said they were men’s and how you bought a couple pairs because of how comfy they are.
Why I remember this, I don’t know!?!
I missed all the fun….. TT what is your favorite scary movie?
I hate scary movies.
~ what is your favorite Bourbon, dear Tamara?
If I send your bourbon will you get drunk and answer the remaining questions?
Can we pleased stop saying BOURBON. Never again.
lol
Famous words. Said the same thing about rum while clinging to blades of grass certain that the laws of gravity no longer applied. I”‘ll fly away moment in the life of me. I just remember praying to God if my life would be spared i would never drink again. Famous wards are these.
The Target 1 mile away has the $7 reindeer pants! (I hates paying for shipping.) There is a pretty set of pink reindeer pajamas. The 🍕 pajamas only come in toddlers and boys. I think I might have some Nick & Nora’s pizza pajamas in storage.
I love Nick & Nora pajamas! I have the honeybee pajama bottoms and the lemonade one, which are both so cute and comfy. The honeybee are hard to find and I think the lemonade stand is as well. The lemonade came with a top, but I don’t wear it. I have more Nick & Nora, but these two I wear a lot.
I also have another Liz Claiborne that are rayon and maybe a little bit of cotton, those bottoms are super soft and cute with a 70’s flower look and big cute front pockets. I bought this pair years ago, I love this pair so much that I wish I bought a few at once, since of course they are gone and never to be found.
I’m big on pajamas bottoms with a cute tee shirt around the house. You have to be comfy at home.