The weirdest things are happening at my house. I just got power washed. And people are doing things in the yard. I am still drunk and not wearing pants and just don’t give a fuck. So here is a drunken recap of Below Deck. Also, people are being very mean to me in comments. Apparently people get VERY ANGRY when I stop giving a fuck. Like VERY ANGRY. So um, sorry? I just want to drink bourbon and not give a fuck. Sue me.
Oh wait. I am not doing another diarrhea episode.
I love that Kate is coaching the dude on how to propose. Can I just say that I hate all the stews? I am actually TEAM KATE and that never happens. Also it is fucking COLD in this house.I just put on my reindeer pants. Don’t ask. It’s fucking cold in here! I’m HUNGRY. I ordered a pizza and it never came. Meanwhile, this is the worst proposal ever.
Why am I not on a yacht in Thailand? WHY?
Well that was a quick one. And what a great tip. Now we are off to drink and have fun. Kevin is not happy with service. I know these two are going to go after each other. Wow. Thailand is beautiful. Why am I not there again? So much drinking. Courtney is such a buzzkill.
Did I mention I hate Courtney? Lighten up Francis! I love hungover Kate. WHO AM I? Captain Lee is going to get pissed off at Kate this season just when I am starting to like her? OMG why are there so many food commercials? This black girl is magic. I love Simone. I want to be Simone. She is so beautiful and amazing.
LOL at Tanner’s mom, were there any hookers there last night? love Chef Kevin. Why is Captain Lee so mad? Apparently the pretty girl din;t have on her radio. Stop hating on the rpretty girls Captain Lee! I will forever be a Rocky fan. I LOVE HER and YOU DID HER WRONG, We will forever disagree about this.
I could prolly pay for this. I would just go by myself. Lets make it happen.