An old friend stopped by. We sat outside and drank bourbon and got drunk.
Tomorrow I am taking him to an Asian place he doesn’t want to go to. lol. Details tomorrow. Sorry, Can someone do a recap here of whatever I was supposed to do? This is why I am not supposed to drink bourbon.
I want to drink bourbon!
Enjoy your night off.
You were supposed to do exactly what you are doing.
I am like vanderpump rules drunk an also my sister is mad at me for like literally no reason,.
Just no “puke and rally”!
I am not wearing pants
This was my opening line to my friend. I put on pants.
I am again NOT WEaring PANTS.
Hahahaha!
Good for you!
My sister does the same thing. I’ll get random lecturing texts from her every once in a while and she’s made at me for some BS reason.
Enjoy No Pants Bourbon Night!
I want to be you right now! Have a blast (more of a blast!), pants are optional on nights like tonight, can’t wait to hear all about it!
i AM sitting here with MY PANTS on. i think the guy i here.nope nopizz for me.
Hahaha!!! Good for you!!
Ran out of replies to you TT, please tell me after the effort of making pants happen you did get a pizza?!
Lol, this is why I wear dresses and skirts! Pants are too complicated! Enjoy your evening TT!
Also my sister is mad at me for no fucking reason at all.
Sisters are the very best and the very worst, imho. She loves you, you love her, period. Worry Wednesday or Thursday, neither of you are gonna be happy fighting, probably about nothing tonight. Lite one of your special candles for her tonight, you two will be fine very soon, promise!
Love it! Do you and hope you can share with us some of it tomorrow!!!!
I’m drinking a glass of red wine and I don’t give an F that it’s Monday! Ha! Enjoy yourself TT! Hopefully Below Deck starts ramping up since the first one was in the toilet, like literally! 😉
I’d also like everyone’s thoughts on who Kate will hook up with this season? Maybe I missed it in the previews but I feel like it was implied she hooked up with one of the crew but not exactly who it was…
Tanner, is that the name of the guy who is young and flirting a lot with her? I predict Kate will sleep with him.
Pantless drinking is the best drinking. Let it all hang out. Your sister will get over her issue, until then drink!
Enjoy your time with your friend 🙂
Pants are sooooo over rated. Let you freak flag fly. Be safe and leave credit cards at home. Xo sweet girl. Hope there are noodles somehow involved with tomorrow.
Oh yeah, perhaps sister is a pants enthusiast? Ignore
Made me smile.
Having a glass of red wine. Cheers to TT. Watching the lions vs packers football game now; but switching the channel to Below Deck. I don’t want to hear anyone in the bathroom tonight. 🤣 that was disgusting.
Enjoy yourself and don’t worry about the pants. They are overrated !!
Cheers! I’m having an old fashioned, here’s to friends there no matter what.
Sounds fun, enjoy!!
so i think I ordered a pizza and i am still not wearing pants should put on pants???????????????
i need food
I’m joining in on the festivities. I’ve got red wine and I’m ditching the pants. Last Monday’s Below Deck was a snooze so for the first time that I ca remember, I’m not watching it as it airs. Cheers!
Also why is my sister being such a bi tch? And also i sent captain lee breakfast and he is not home, #stalker ?
Awww. You sent Cpt. Lee food and you’re starving? Guarantee he will appreciate your sacrifice, I know I’m getting a kick out of it but do eat, for the love!
I don’t know what happens when he us is not home, Maybe Mary Anne is there?
so um I a kind of real life friends with Captain lee. And i sent him something and he is in NYC how d0es that work #Fail
WAIT WHAT? I NEED A SOBER EXPLANATION OF THIS. YOU CAN EMAIL ME OR DM ME IF YOU WANT. YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING OUT!
If I ever sober up I will email you!
but um yeah Captain Lee is like the nicest person in the world.
also I have PUT ON PANTS. because I should prollly eat something.so i am wearing the pants right now.
Have a shot for me. I used to love bourbon until I got alcohol poisoning one St. Pat’s Day. I loved the flavor and the buzz. Pants, schmants. Just don’t turn into Sonja Morgan unless your pal will be your snatch guard. And have fun!
I get grouchy on the dark stuff, many fights back in the day, learned that pretty young, occasionally sip some Crown, very rarely. Lurve wine but red only in moderation because I can’t move well for days….lol
I really only mss Champagne. The taste and the high, unlike any other. I’ve puked and blacked out on just about every liquor. The second time I got alcohol poisoning was on the night Elvis died. It was tequila. I could drink tequila afterward, but never bourbon again. 13 shots of Jack Daniels with 13 green Irish coffee backs. That I remember. I’m told there were more. How am I alive? 😜
Just glad you are alive. I love champagne, alot. Tonight alas, my pants are on too…
I Have on pants, WHERE is MY PIZZA?
Call the pizza place!
Are you in Paris ?
I’m home already. 🙁
I PUT ON PANTS FOR THIS! BRING ME MY GODDAMN PIZZA
I loving the play by play of food and pants! So funny! Glad you are having a good night!
Just don’t put any pizza in your pants!
TT I am loving this. Enjoy your night off and get down with your bad self. That image of Kristen is perfection 😂😂😂😂😂
So, TT, are you hurtin’ this morning?
TT, are you still taking your friend for Asian food today? Where are the traveling pants at this time?
I did not get my pizza. I don’t know why, I paid for it. I also did not take my friend for Asian food but he did just power wash my house. I did not pay him because I need to go to the bank and that is not happening today.
I did just put through a bunch of comments where everyone seems to be REALLY mad a me. What did I do? Oh fuck, sorry I just sent this as an email.
I am now wearing pants and still drinking.
WTF would people be mad? Maybe they’ve been watching too much Bravo and think that’s what we do now. The only one who might be mad who matters is your sister. The others likely are doxes anyway.
Whatever will the neighbors think of your freshly washed house? It’s good to keep the guessing.
No Pants Bourbon Night should at the very least be an annual event! I hope you got your pizza, TT!
Love and smooches and hopefully no hangover this morning.
Kind of like Fat Tuesday. Only not fat and not (always) on a Tuesday.
I’m going to take my pants off now.
I work from home and I’m anti-pants too. I like a pantsless Tamara. Shes funny!! I like bourbon too. So much in common.
Is your pizza coming from Joe Guidice in the old country? I could have delivered one to you by now. Coulda picked up a Philly Cheese steak for you on the way.xxo
TT, just hope you are ok! Pants are always optional, IMHO. 🙂 Stay safe, K? Hugs.
I totally love the Kristen Doute picture, that’s definitely a mood. Hope you enjoyed your bourbon and no pants! Have you watched Cash Cab at all? I thought it would be annoying, but am actually finding it pretty fun, and routing for the riders.
I HAVE ON SANTA CLAUS PANTS.I love you guys,
OMG
This is probably the funniest damn post EVER!!!!!
I love you, Tamara!!!!!!