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I Am Taking The Night Off

October 14, 2019 by tamaratattles 61 Comments

I’m not crazy.

An old friend stopped by. We sat outside and drank bourbon and got drunk.

Tomorrow I am taking him to an Asian place he doesn’t want to go to. lol. Details tomorrow. Sorry, Can someone do a recap here of whatever I was supposed to do? This is why I am not supposed to drink bourbon.

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  1. JoJoFLL says

    October 14, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    I want to drink bourbon!

    Enjoy your night off.

    You were supposed to do exactly what you are doing.

    Reply
  2. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    I am like vanderpump rules drunk an also my sister is mad at me for like literally no reason,.

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    • therealdeb says

      October 14, 2019 at 11:21 pm

      Just no “puke and rally”!

      Reply
  3. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    I am not wearing pants

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 14, 2019 at 7:46 pm

      This was my opening line to my friend. I put on pants.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        October 14, 2019 at 7:47 pm

        I am again NOT WEaring PANTS.

        Reply
        • JoJoFLL says

          October 14, 2019 at 10:22 pm

          Hahahaha!

          Good for you!

          My sister does the same thing. I’ll get random lecturing texts from her every once in a while and she’s made at me for some BS reason.

          Enjoy No Pants Bourbon Night!

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          • Kipper says

            October 14, 2019 at 10:28 pm

            I want to be you right now! Have a blast (more of a blast!), pants are optional on nights like tonight, can’t wait to hear all about it!

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            • tamaratattles says

              October 14, 2019 at 10:42 pm

              i AM sitting here with MY PANTS on. i think the guy i here.nope nopizz for me.

        • Fizz says

          October 14, 2019 at 11:21 pm

          Hahaha!!! Good for you!!

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          • Kipper says

            October 14, 2019 at 11:28 pm

            Ran out of replies to you TT, please tell me after the effort of making pants happen you did get a pizza?!

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        • Floridagirl says

          October 15, 2019 at 4:00 am

          Lol, this is why I wear dresses and skirts! Pants are too complicated! Enjoy your evening TT!

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  4. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Also my sister is mad at me for no fucking reason at all.

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    • Kipper says

      October 14, 2019 at 11:36 pm

      Sisters are the very best and the very worst, imho. She loves you, you love her, period. Worry Wednesday or Thursday, neither of you are gonna be happy fighting, probably about nothing tonight. Lite one of your special candles for her tonight, you two will be fine very soon, promise!

      Reply
  5. raleighsharon says

    October 14, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Love it! Do you and hope you can share with us some of it tomorrow!!!!

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  6. jjam says

    October 14, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    I’m drinking a glass of red wine and I don’t give an F that it’s Monday! Ha! Enjoy yourself TT! Hopefully Below Deck starts ramping up since the first one was in the toilet, like literally! 😉

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    • jjam says

      October 14, 2019 at 8:42 pm

      I’d also like everyone’s thoughts on who Kate will hook up with this season? Maybe I missed it in the previews but I feel like it was implied she hooked up with one of the crew but not exactly who it was…

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      • Joey says

        October 14, 2019 at 8:54 pm

        Tanner, is that the name of the guy who is young and flirting a lot with her? I predict Kate will sleep with him.

        Pantless drinking is the best drinking. Let it all hang out. Your sister will get over her issue, until then drink!

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  7. catazure says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Enjoy your time with your friend 🙂

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  8. Jen says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Pants are sooooo over rated. Let you freak flag fly. Be safe and leave credit cards at home. Xo sweet girl. Hope there are noodles somehow involved with tomorrow.

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  9. Jen says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Oh yeah, perhaps sister is a pants enthusiast? Ignore

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    • Kipper says

      October 14, 2019 at 10:29 pm

      Made me smile.

      Reply
  10. Yoop725 says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Having a glass of red wine. Cheers to TT. Watching the lions vs packers football game now; but switching the channel to Below Deck. I don’t want to hear anyone in the bathroom tonight. ? that was disgusting.
    Enjoy yourself and don’t worry about the pants. They are overrated !!

    Reply
  11. Karebear says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    Cheers! I’m having an old fashioned, here’s to friends there no matter what.

    Reply
  12. Overeducatedopinion says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Sounds fun, enjoy!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 14, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      so i think I ordered a pizza and i am still not wearing pants should put on pants???????????????

      Reply
  13. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    i need food

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  14. Hihokermit says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I’m joining in on the festivities. I’ve got red wine and I’m ditching the pants. Last Monday’s Below Deck was a snooze so for the first time that I ca remember, I’m not watching it as it airs. Cheers!

    Reply
  15. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Also why is my sister being such a bi tch? And also i sent captain lee breakfast and he is not home, #stalker ?

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    • Kipper says

      October 14, 2019 at 10:31 pm

      Awww. You sent Cpt. Lee food and you’re starving? Guarantee he will appreciate your sacrifice, I know I’m getting a kick out of it but do eat, for the love!

      Reply
  16. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    I don’t know what happens when he us is not home, Maybe Mary Anne is there?

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  17. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    so um I a kind of real life friends with Captain lee. And i sent him something and he is in NYC how d0es that work #Fail

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    • Erica says

      October 16, 2019 at 12:15 am

      WAIT WHAT? I NEED A SOBER EXPLANATION OF THIS. YOU CAN EMAIL ME OR DM ME IF YOU WANT. YOU HAVE BEEN HOLDING OUT!

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        October 16, 2019 at 2:22 pm

        If I ever sober up I will email you!

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        • tamaratattles says

          October 16, 2019 at 2:23 pm

          but um yeah Captain Lee is like the nicest person in the world.

          Reply
  18. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    also I have PUT ON PANTS. because I should prollly eat something.so i am wearing the pants right now.

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  19. Nanette says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Have a shot for me. I used to love bourbon until I got alcohol poisoning one St. Pat’s Day. I loved the flavor and the buzz. Pants, schmants. Just don’t turn into Sonja Morgan unless your pal will be your snatch guard. And have fun!

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    • Kipper says

      October 14, 2019 at 10:35 pm

      I get grouchy on the dark stuff, many fights back in the day, learned that pretty young, occasionally sip some Crown, very rarely. Lurve wine but red only in moderation because I can’t move well for days….lol

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      • Nanette says

        October 14, 2019 at 11:56 pm

        I really only mss Champagne. The taste and the high, unlike any other. I’ve puked and blacked out on just about every liquor. The second time I got alcohol poisoning was on the night Elvis died. It was tequila. I could drink tequila afterward, but never bourbon again. 13 shots of Jack Daniels with 13 green Irish coffee backs. That I remember. I’m told there were more. How am I alive? ?

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        • Kipper says

          October 15, 2019 at 12:13 am

          Just glad you are alive. I love champagne, alot. Tonight alas, my pants are on too…

          Reply
  20. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    I Have on pants, WHERE is MY PIZZA?

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  21. JoJoFLL says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Call the pizza place!

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    • Kipper says

      October 14, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      Are you in Paris ?

      Reply
      • JoJoFLL says

        October 15, 2019 at 8:20 am

        I’m home already. 🙁

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  22. tamaratattles says

    October 14, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    I PUT ON PANTS FOR THIS! BRING ME MY GODDAMN PIZZA

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  23. vc4x120 says

    October 14, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I loving the play by play of food and pants! So funny! Glad you are having a good night!

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  24. Nanette says

    October 14, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    Just don’t put any pizza in your pants!

    Reply
  25. The Shadiest Grove says

    October 15, 2019 at 5:32 am

    TT I am loving this. Enjoy your night off and get down with your bad self. That image of Kristen is perfection ?????

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  26. Ingrid says

    October 15, 2019 at 6:27 am

    So, TT, are you hurtin’ this morning?

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    • Joey says

      October 15, 2019 at 9:05 am

      TT, are you still taking your friend for Asian food today? Where are the traveling pants at this time?

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        October 15, 2019 at 1:31 pm

        I did not get my pizza. I don’t know why, I paid for it. I also did not take my friend for Asian food but he did just power wash my house. I did not pay him because I need to go to the bank and that is not happening today.

        I did just put through a bunch of comments where everyone seems to be REALLY mad a me. What did I do? Oh fuck, sorry I just sent this as an email.

        I am now wearing pants and still drinking.

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        • Nanette says

          October 15, 2019 at 2:14 pm

          WTF would people be mad? Maybe they’ve been watching too much Bravo and think that’s what we do now. The only one who might be mad who matters is your sister. The others likely are doxes anyway.

          Whatever will the neighbors think of your freshly washed house? It’s good to keep the guessing.

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  27. LaLaFly says

    October 15, 2019 at 7:50 am

    No Pants Bourbon Night should at the very least be an annual event! I hope you got your pizza, TT!
    Love and smooches and hopefully no hangover this morning.

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    • Nanette says

      October 15, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Kind of like Fat Tuesday. Only not fat and not (always) on a Tuesday.

      Reply
  28. tamaratattles says

    October 15, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    I’m going to take my pants off now.

    Reply
    • Mm in oc says

      October 16, 2019 at 3:07 am

      I work from home and I’m anti-pants too. I like a pantsless Tamara. Shes funny!! I like bourbon too. So much in common.

      Reply
  29. T D says

    October 15, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Is your pizza coming from Joe Guidice in the old country? I could have delivered one to you by now. Coulda picked up a Philly Cheese steak for you on the way.xxo

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  30. Lyn says

    October 15, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    TT, just hope you are ok! Pants are always optional, IMHO. 🙂 Stay safe, K? Hugs.

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  31. Ella says

    October 15, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    I totally love the Kristen Doute picture, that’s definitely a mood. Hope you enjoyed your bourbon and no pants! Have you watched Cash Cab at all? I thought it would be annoying, but am actually finding it pretty fun, and routing for the riders.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 16, 2019 at 12:08 am

      I HAVE ON SANTA CLAUS PANTS.I love you guys,

      Reply
  32. BB says

    October 16, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    OMG
    This is probably the funniest damn post EVER!!!!!
    I love you, Tamara!!!!!!

    Reply

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