On tonight’s RHOD Recap, we are going to see LeeAnne’s ass. Literally, her ass. And it’s incredible. I’m just saying. She may be a lot to deal with mentally, but she has a great body. But first, D’Andra has to go talk business with Travis. Hopefully she won’t get waylaid by a hair malfunction this time. Travis basically tells her to shut down her office and work out of her house with a skeleton crew. Later, he tells Stephanie that D’Andra really just needs to scrap the whole business. He also tells Stephanie that she needs to put Kameron in her place. Travis seems as though he doesn’t care for Kameron.
We met Kary’s oldest daughter, Sophia is almost 21. Sophia has only had one boyfriend her entire life. Kary is wondering if it is a good idea for Sophia to marry the first relationship she has ever had.
Kameron’s daughter is going off to her first sleep away camp and seems thrilled to be getting out of the house. Apparently to get your eight-year-old kid in the proper sleep away camp, you have to put them on the waiting list when they are 18 months old. Kameron is going to miss her. Her parents keep trying to make her afraid to go. “Peace out.” she replies. I love this kid. Hilton is a tomboy and a daddy’s girl. Kameron feels like the third wheel.
LeeAnne”s Moulin Rouge Lingerie Shower
On paper Stephanie is hosting a lingerie party for LeeAnne but of course LeeAnne handled pretty much everything. Cary Deuber comes in early with Stephanie. It’s good to see her again. Everyone is dressed in Moulin Rouge type Lingerie. Is this normal? Also it’s a luncheon type deal. If my ass looked like LeeAnne’s, I dress like that 24/7. I’d be in Publix dressed just like LeeAnne. Kameron is appalled by all the hoeishness. I made that word up.
LeeAnne and Brandi rehash the whole trash situation as if it somehow involved these two instead of Brandi and Kameron. LeeAnne has to insert herself into every squabble. And yes she reminded us of her childhood abuse again. She really needs more therapy for that. She’s at a fancy party she threw for herself. She should try to enjoy it instead of talking about the worst times in her life.
LeeAnne catches Cary Deuber up on her side of all the RHOD gossip. D’Andra is not invited. She crying to Jeremy about her failed business. Jeremy is being a huge support. Plus, he’s HOT.
Out of nowhere, a ring master appears with the cake LeeAnne picked out and bought herself. She pretends to be surprised. Well, I am surprised. I’m not sure what a ring master with a circus tent cake has to do with Moulin Rouge. But, if LeeAnne is happy, everyone is happy.
Nothing Says Moulin Rouge Like A Glory Hole
So it’s time for a sex game. Cary has asked a series of questions about LeeAnne and LeeAnne has to give her answer and see if they match. Where is Bob Eubanks when you need him? One of the questions is taken straight from the original newlywed game. It used to be considered such a scandalous question that the contestants would blush and stammer. Not LeeAnne though. She says that Rich once drilled a hole in the neighbors fence so that they could play glory hole. Bet you didn’t see that coming and you have two eyes. Kary teaches us how to say disgusting in Spanish.
After all the girls give LeeAnne her lingerie themed gifts, including on odd pair of panties with little pictures of Rich all over them, Stephanie is ready to confront Kameron. For the love of GAWD can’t we just leave Kameron alone?
Stephanie is pissed that Kameron told Kary that she loved that she was so open to getting to know her. As, Kameron says, “that’s a fact.” She was just trashing her to Travis. She’s not a friend to Kameron. Kameron feels pretty much the same way about Stephanie. Stephanie opened up to Kary as well and she has not opened up to Kameron. Basically, they are fighting over the new girl and trying to draw Kary on to their side.
Stephanie brings up Kameron using the word trash. Kameron tell Stephanie that the conversation had nothing to do with her. She says she has promised herself that if anyone brings it up again she is going to get up and walk away. Good for her. Stephanie wants to bring up a situation between Brandi and Kameron and Kameron is not having it. She storms off pissed. She goes outside for some air and comes back in to hang with LeeAnne and Cary.
Meanwhile, Stephanie is crying, WHY? I agree with Kameron. Why is Stephanie trying to play the victim about a situation that happened between Brandi and Kameron? And why did Travis wind Stephanie up to do this and call Kameron an elitist before the party? He seems really butthurt that Kameron has the most money. Stephanie goes crying to LeeAnne. Literally. Really, Stephanie? Quit being a drama queen. Everyone has been really well-behaved at this little shindig except for you.
Next week, it’s yet another bridal party for LeeAnne. It’s girls and gays. And, A trip to a haunted house.