When I stopped watching or recapping RHOC this season, I meant to give it a few episodes and check back in on the ladies. Then apparently, when This Is Us came back on, my DVR started recording that instead. Because my DVR is smart. If you had to choose between This Is Us and RHOC…I mean duh. Bravo is stupid to even program against that show. I literally forgot RHOC was even airing. What I don’t understand is why none of you guys emailed me to tell me all of the stuff going on! Now I am having to rearrange my schedule to record last weeks episode tonight!
So I am trying to fix my sleep schedule and actually get up IN THE MORNING and do sane things and pretend to be a sane person. So I am drinking my coffee, and wondering if there is anything to post about. It’s been a very slow news cycle. I head over to Daily Mail and browse their front page and there is a story about Braunwyn having threeways with he husband. I figure Vicki is sharing this information with them for a dollar or something. Nope. It was on the RHOC episode.
Can we talk about this? It’s a milestone birthday present for her husband? And she is sorta kinda friends with the third lady? I mean Katie Maloney eats a burrito for lunch and I get emails. But Braunwyn and her husband having threeways and it’s radio silence? What do y’all think about this? Plus, apparently Braunwyn and her husband think Tamra is “really pretty.” REALLY? My mind is BLOWN!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Gina left the Miraval trip and quit the show? First of all, how long was that trip and are they still there? Oh, I just watched the after show and she “quit” RHOC during some sort of mental breakdown after a fight with Emily. On the after show it seems like Gina has totally gone to the dark side. I really need Gina and Emily to be friends!
EDIT BECAUSE I LEFT OUT CRUCIAL INFO. Gina “quit” RHOC in a fit of …. overwhelmedness. She was talked down once she got back home and calmed down.
So I am starting to think I need to recap RHOC tonight! TELL Me EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW!