It’s Married To Medicine time! Are y’all excited? Mono has hit our zoo so we’re all recovering. Thankfully, I was given an prescription for a full dose of the Married to Medicine ladies. I am nothing if not a compliant patient!
We begin where we left off last week at Toya’s birthday party. There are two buck nekkid models waiting to be drawn. Heavenly draws a picture of a cross on a model’s chest because Lawwwd forbid she look at anyone other than Daddy naked. One model picks Heavenly right up off the floor! Daddy won’t be pleased. Toya is happy that everyone laughed and enjoyed the night…until Heavenly has Buffie and Toya talk. Buffie insists she defended Toya but Toya isn’t buying it. Buffie is Captain Save-a-Toya, a position that she is now resigned from. Contessa, Buffie and Simone leave. Kari (please come back Kari!) says she’s happy that she got to draw a penis. She chalks it up to a terrific night.
Hell Bent To Teach Consent
Toya goes to see Eugene at his office. Eugene tells Toya that some of the guys are upset about her naked man paint party. Eugene suggests a guys night to smooth things over with the men. Their new house isn’t done yet but they have to be out of their rental. Eugene says they will have to move into their unfinished house. Toya isn’t happy about that but there isn’t another choice.
Simone visits Jackie at Jackie’s office. Simone asks Jackie if she told Curtis about the naked man party, which she didn’t really. She mentioned it vaguely but didn’t go into detail. She would rather discuss the book she’s writing called “Queen Bee”. It’s all about intimacy and loving your body. I’m sure Simone will get a signed copy .
Cecil, Simone and the boys get the south house ready to rent out for air bnb. Simone calls the boys downstairs for an open conversation about STD’s. Simone uses cottage cheese and sardines as props. God I hope no one was eating during this discussion. Cecil and Simone stress how important consent is which I actually loved to see. It isn’t stressed enough so as gross as the talk was, consent was a great takeaway.
The Best Revenge Is Strippers
Heavenly pays Quad a visit at her house. Quad is on a $500 and hour phone call with her divorce attorney. Quad expected Heavenly to eat the cheese she put out without crackers. No ma’am! Heavenly will not be cracka-lackin’. After the phone call, Heavenly tries to press Quad for some divorce details. But, Quad won’t give any. It seems Heavenly just wants this divorce done already. We all do at this point.
The men get together for a guy’s night out. Buffie’s husband David, a psychiatrist, joins them. They meet at a place that has football bowling? I love me some football and bowling but not sure I love them combined. David apologizes to Eugene about the Joseline incident at their party. Scott vents to the guys about how tough it is running the house without Contessa.
Toya’s party comes up. Some of the guys in particular Aydin were upset with Eugene for not telling them about all the nakedness. They look at a picture with Mariah, Simone and a model with a long tongue. Damon is informed that Heavenly was picked up by a model. Daddy says that revenge is best served cold, so they will have a stripper night out. All the men are excited. Who knew Daddy was so diabolical?
Heavenly’s Eyes Wide Shut
While Toya and Eugene move, which is hell, Jackie and Heavenly go do “research” for Jackie’s book at a sex toy store. Jackie is in unfamiliar territory so she’s there to learn everything. Heavenly is in Heaven will all the toys. Jackie is planning a girl’s trip to Savannah by bus. Bravo is either too cheap to fly them or they really want the ladies tired and ready to fight.
Contessa and Scott have a heart to heart at their house. Contessa’s being gone has caused a lot of stress on their relationship. Scott asks Contessa what we have all been asking.Why did she quit working last year to stay home with the kids only to leave them for longer periods of time? Contessa tells him that she withdrew from school. She is clearly not happy about it. Scott doesn’t want her to resent him but she clearly does. Sad to say, this marriage is in deep turmoil.
Next week on Married to Medicine: Savannah trip happens. Lots of yelling and tears from Mariah. I hope you enjoyed this recap. As always I thank everyone for reading. Can’t wait to see what you think in the comments!