I started hearing rumors about Katie Maloney being pregnant a couple of months ago. I tried to care. I really did. But, Katie has been accused of being pregnant for years now. I did think it was likely this time because she and Swartz finally have a house. But didn’t really bother to investigate.
Today someone emailed me to say that Katie Maloney participated in “Sober September.” Um, that kind of confirms it don’t you think? She’s either been to rehab, or is pregnant. Am I right?
The emailer also pointed out that Katie has put on some weight. When I stop drinking for a month I lose weight. So again, the speculation seems to have a lot of merit.
Also, she was palling around with Lala and Randall this past weekend in Utah. Something with Ron Stewart? I’ll let y’all catch me up on that. It seems that Ariana and Sandoval and Kristen are sort of a trio for the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules. I am going to be Team KrASand or whatever.
Can you guys image a hormonal Katie Maloney? That sounds terrifying. Please put Schwartzy on your prayer list. Speaking of Schwartz, I haven’t seen any photos of him with Katie in Utah. I mean they just got married again in Vegas. cough storyline cough Do y’all think this is a “save the marriage baby?” Because that always turns out well.
It’s almost easier to just do a post about who is NOT pregnant right now. Does no one understand global warming?