Now that Big Brother is over I will have more time on Wednesday nights to do the RHOD recaps. I must say, I will be skipping over all of the triggering conversations I’ve seen on the previews. Please skip over them in comments too. Can’t these housewives vacations ever just be fun and relaxing vacations? I need a vacation are just watching the previews! Let’s get this RHOD recap on day two of Mexico finished.
Kary has a lovely day for planned for everyone. Of course no one seems to be that excited. The first order of business is walk the beautiful stairs outside of Kary’s house. They look gorgeous but they would be one hell of a workout. Then the tequila starts. It’s not even lunchtime yet.
I’m thrilled by the polo match. I used to love to go to those when I was in high school. I wonder if they still have polo matches at the Atlanta Country Club. The horses are gorgeous. A private polo match with these girls would be boring though. But first they all have to go pee in the bushes. Because, clazzy.
Kary is so new she thinks it is a good idea to keep these girls drinking constantly. They are all wasted. Especially, D’Andra. Suddenly, cartwheels seem like a good way to break a hip.
A dozen or so margaritas later, it seems like a good time for a spiritual healer. So off they go to a giant cup. It’s actually a double cup. I would suggest sizzurp as the appropriate drink for this activity. During the relaxation experience, all I can think is all that tequila should have them pretty relaxed. I would just pass out. Everyone seemed to get something out of it except for Cameran.
Drunk D’Andra Is Awful
At dinner, Brandi decides it’s a good time dance on the table. Kary is a loving drunk. She loves everyone. Drunk D’Andra wants to poke the bear. LeaAnne has been fairly well-behaved all day. So, D’Andra has to stir up some negativity. LeeAnne suggests she and Kary take a few moments to talk alone. But drunk D’Andra starts having a screaming match telling them they need to talk in front of everybody. I would have to excuse myself from the table until someone got the ranting lunatic under control.
LeeAnne and Kary are having a civil conversation about their feelings. So of course Brandi jumps in with negativity. She’s trying to tell Kary she has known LeeAnne longer and not to buy what LeeAnne is selling. Kary very politely tells Brandi to STFU and the she would like her own relationship with LeeAnne without her interference. I like Kary.
Kameron very calmly brings up that she doesn’t always feel heard and that the group has cliques. Brandi gets loud. Kameron says she was happy to get to room with Kameron. She feels like she never gets to know her because she is always with Brandi. Brandi yells some more and Kameron throws a napkin in her face. There are fuck yous all around. Kameron calls Brandi trash. She’s not wrong. And this is why I do not drink tequila.
Kary goes after Kameron. Somehow, LeeAnne gets stuck trying to get drunk D’Andra back to the van. It’s not an easy task. D’Andra ends up going down ass over tea cup when the others stop to find a lost earring.
Somehow in the van, Kameron is the one apologizing to Brandi. Brandi was the cause of the entire blowup at dinner tonight. And Brandi is trashy. Kary for some reason tries to mediate the situation between Kameron and Brandi. Brandi if you want to stop being called trash, stop acting like trash. I stopped watching RHOD season one because of Brandi and her poop fetish, and her dildo fetish. It’s annoying. And now she is playing the victim with Kary. And just like Cameron said, the minute there is conflict with Brandi, Stephanie gets pissed with Kameron.
On next week’s RHOD recap the Mexico trip continues. The girls have a mud bath in a sweat lodge. Brandi whines about the trash comment some more. Kameron cries and doesn’t want to be a part of the group anymore. I think that is wise.