I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges were brought against him. And yet, I feel like it will take up most of the hour.
We start with a bunch of clips showing how Candiace managed to lose Monique as the only friend she had on the show. Candiace says that Monique exhibited “hood behavior.” That’s hysterical. Shockingly, Andy picks up on that and asks about her own “hood behavior.” How have I not noticed Robyn’s yellow nail polish until now? It’s hideous. Why is Candiace crying? IDGI. Then we get unintelligible screaming between Candiace and Monique. I’m Team Monique.
In Robyn’s segment, she addressed her constant lateness. Robyn shares that her sons found out that she and Juan got divorced by reading it online. Andy randomly asks if she and Juan are monogamous. She says as far as she knows. The ladies all think Robyn’s ring tattoos with Juan was rather odd. Robyn doesn’t seem particularly hopeful that she and Juan will remarry.
Next we rehash the frienemy relationship between Gizelle and Karen. They both seem to want to be friends. Karen says that Gizelle is vicious. Karen says she is not. The ladies think that Gizelle is the one at fault for their rocky relationship.
Whose Sausage Does Michael Want To Suck ?
While I am Michael’s biggest defender, it is no secret that he go wasted at a filmed party this season and talked about sucking a sausage. It is supposedly a reference to one of the husbands. I do think that Michael is bisexual and that Ashley knows it. But, I am just sick of making a big deal out of it. Let the man live. Apparently, the dick in question is Juan’s. He has good taste. I really hate Ashley’s dress. Is that Karen’s real hair? If so, why does she wear so many bad wigs? If it is not, this should be her permanent wig.
The ladies keep talking about Michael. The husband’s don’t even make it out on the stage. Nothing is getting anywhere. We could have skipped this entire episode. The women all believe the cameraman who accused Michael. The ladies say that Michael has been grabbing butts for the past three years.
Next time, the men finally join the stage.