I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges were brought against him. And yet, I feel like it will take up most of the hour.
We start with a bunch of clips showing how Candiace managed to lose Monique as the only friend she had on the show. Candiace says that Monique exhibited “hood behavior.” That’s hysterical. Shockingly, Andy picks up on that and asks about her own “hood behavior.” How have I not noticed Robyn’s yellow nail polish until now? It’s hideous. Why is Candiace crying? IDGI. Then we get unintelligible screaming between Candiace and Monique. I’m Team Monique.
In Robyn’s segment, she addressed her constant lateness. Robyn shares that her sons found out that she and Juan got divorced by reading it online. Andy randomly asks if she and Juan are monogamous. She says as far as she knows. The ladies all think Robyn’s ring tattoos with Juan was rather odd. Robyn doesn’t seem particularly hopeful that she and Juan will remarry.
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Next we rehash the frienemy relationship between Gizelle and Karen. They both seem to want to be friends. Karen says that Gizelle is vicious. Karen says she is not. The ladies think that Gizelle is the one at fault for their rocky relationship.
Whose Sausage Does Michael Want To Suck ?
While I am Michael’s biggest defender, it is no secret that he go wasted at a filmed party this season and talked about sucking a sausage. It is supposedly a reference to one of the husbands. I do think that Michael is bisexual and that Ashley knows it. But, I am just sick of making a big deal out of it. Let the man live. Apparently, the dick in question is Juan’s. He has good taste. I really hate Ashley’s dress. Is that Karen’s real hair? If so, why does she wear so many bad wigs? If it is not, this should be her permanent wig.
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The ladies keep talking about Michael. The husband’s don’t even make it out on the stage. Nothing is getting anywhere. We could have skipped this entire episode. The women all believe the cameraman who accused Michael. The ladies say that Michael has been grabbing butts for the past three years.
Next time, the men finally join the stage.
Your recap was right on point. I’m sick of hearing about Michael too but I think Robyn could have told Ashley off-camera that it was Juan he made the comment about. She didn’t have to save that for the reunion. I agree with you regarding Karen and Gizelle being frenemies. Almost like sisters at times – they fight and make up over and over again. I think they’ve been doing it for so long it just works for them.
I too, am completely over the Michael Darby storyline. In my opinion, it was production that made Robyn withhold Juan’s name until the reunion. But in all truth, at this point we do not know who actually knows. So much is fake & manipulated. There were some great moments though. I loved every scene with Monique & her sweet little family ❤️
I’m team “as long as it’s not Candiace.” I just cannot stand her. She’s got the most “hood behavior” which she tries to mask with the biggest immaturity parading as a “grown woman.” She’s still just a little girl, being controlled by her mama’s checkbook. She knows it, and it shows. It’s similar to D’andre and Mama Dee in the sense that the daughters are terrified of standing on their own, I wonder if either of them have a hard time with believing in themselves.
👍👍👍👍👍💯💯💯💯Agree with you completely! 👏👏👏👏👏
I’m definitely team Monique. I like Candice, but she’s really gone above and beyond to not take ownership of her behavior. Everybody feels the same way about Ashley’s situation yet she’s the only one going above and beyond to destroy her. It’s problematic.
Thank you for the recap!
I feel bad for the camera man. No doubt Bravo put severe pressure on him to drop the charges. They are complicit in the assault. This man is someone’s son. You wouldn’t want your child treated this way. I would like Ashley to finally see the light and understand that her husband is doing these creepy things so that she can make decisions that are best for her and her child.
Playing devil’s advocate here…what *if* production pushed him in the other direction? To come forward and make the allegations agains Michael in the first place? It was quite a scandal that made for lots of press surrounding the franchise. What’s that saying? “Any publicity is good publicity.”
In your advocate role, are you saying that the incident was fabricated? That would be devilish indeed. The camera man could be charged with making a false police report. Or are you suggesting that Bravo was taking the noble step to encourage the reporting of the issue?
Only desperate people find bad publicity desirable.
I’m saying that Bravo has done nothing considered noble, and I don’t think they ever will.
The cameraman didn’t drop the charges. The police/prosecutors found no evidence to support his claims and threw the charge out.
So over with the ass-grabbing storyline. Oh, and team Monique all day, err day. Can’t stand Candiace!