There are only two BB21 recaps left after this one. Will we survive the last three episodes? Not only do I have the Jolly Shit Show to semi-recap tonight, I have a Real Housewives of Potomac REUNION of rehashing ass grab gate and other things that have been discussed to death. Bravo must not care about RHOP because they are airing it on Emmy night. They would not do that to RHOA. I’m also pestering sources for more clarification on that.
These are just some of my problems tonight. Others include, but are not limited to, a large dead carcass of some sort near the end of my driveway and something in my family we call the Tripoli Trots. That said, I know it doesn’t sound like it but I am much saner than usual this weekend and in a decent mood. So let’s do this thang! I’m going to be in and out of The Emmys during this (probably delayed) recap.
Oh, I forgot about the football delay. This let me see the folks at The Emmys fail to give Bob Newhart a standing ovation. WTF? And, it looks like the ball game before 60 minutes ran over by 20 minutes or so. Back to The Emmys…
Yawn…. I wonder what you guys are watching given all the choices tonight. Especially since we are so fed up with the final two. Is anyone still suffering with me? I feel the need to ride this crap season all the way out. Okay, it’s time. I’m still not sure my DVR knows what to do tonight.
Finally It’s Time for the BB21 Recap
Seeing Holly’s DR, I’d love to believe that she would prove she deserves the win by taking out Snackson at final two. But, I don’t think she has it in her. I love Nicole’s stabs at Snackson about how piss poor his jury management skills are. Jackson tries to snow Nicole about how everyone hates him in jury. He doesn’t believe it and neither does Nicole. But there is much more truth to what he is saying than either of them know.
Nicole’s DRs are making this episode worth it! She is purposely getting under Jackson’s skin. Then there is the Jolly package. Barf. Jackson’s constant talking about his mommy anytime his mouth is not full, and sometimes when it is, is so insane. He needs therapy. So says this crazy chick. But I’m not crazy today! It’s a sane day! YAY! Holly thinks she turned up her game by winning a lucky ball roll HOH. I can’t.
Kaycee, Tyler & JC Return
Back in the olden days, the final three would have a champagne brunch with the feeds off where they had very scripted conversation to do a review of the season. It looks like this season, they are bringing back last year’s top three to take over that job in an interview with Julie.
All three of last year’s top, are as shocked that Cliff didn’t break up the super couple. They are impressed that Holly almost managed never to be on the block. Tyler thinks she road Snackson coattails. Kaycee wants Nicole to win but agrees with JC that Holly will win.
Unseen Diary Rooms
I love all the complaining, entitlement and tears. LOVE IT! I hate seeing David, Ovi and Kemi cry though. I hate when people go home on the first night or even the first couple of weeks. It’s not fair. They go though months of ordeals to walk into the house. It’s just not right. Christie crying is great. Basically, all the six shooters crying is great. Allen the Alien crying is hysterical.
Final BB21 HOH Recap Part 1
Time to watch Snackson get ANOTHER comp handed to him on a silver platter. Basically, they have to cross a rope bridge, solve a puzzle and take 25 coins back and forth over the rope bridge one at a time. So, it’s endurance. How does Nicole not see it is a round head puzzle? How does Jackhole finish the puzzle first? Did they show him a photo in the DR?
I see how Nicole hurt herself in this challenge. They had to jump from the rope swing to a ledge every time and her legs are not long enough so she is l landing on her knees all 26 times. Well, she didn’t have to do all 26 because she was winded and injured after six coins. This challenge would have killed Cliff. Holly really gave Snackson a run for his money. I wish she would have won. He would have lost in final two. Jackson talks to his mommy the entire comp. I am not kidding.
Nicole lets us know she planned to take Holly. Oh, how we would have loved that. Oh wow! thought there was a Tuesday show! All that is left is THE FINALE! YAY!