First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion.
I love the all white reunion. Although some did better with their choices than others. Candiace apparently has a job as a sign twirler for chicken shack she needs to get to right after this. And Ashley clearly want to show off her big ole nursing titties, but I’m not sure what that white netting is supposed to do. Also, who the hell is in charge of Ashley’s hair lately? Katie Rost has a better hair stylist.
Right away Andy wants to throw Michael Darby under the bus. I am not going to recap all rehashing of the man. The accuser’s charge was THROWN OUT FOR LACK OF EVIDENCE.
Also, why are we spending so much time talking about Sherman? Oh, because Karen wants to poke Gizelle about Sherman cheating on her. Gizelle has been dating her ex-husband the shady preacher man for almost year now. Did he run out of congregation members to impregnate? It’s been twelve years since they divorced. Gizelle thinks that Jamal is changed man. Girl. Really?
The Grande Dame of…?
Karen and Gizelle are really pissy with each other. About everything. Karen doesn’t greive properly. Karen doesn’t own her perfume company. Also, Karen wonders why Robyn would want to marry Juan. This is already giving me a headache. Karen have moved back to Potomac and is leasing a place with her husband. She says they have an option to buy.
We are not even half an hour in yet and we are already bringing out non-housewives for something to talk about. I keep waiting for the episode to start but so far it’s fits and starts. I miss Katie Rost.
Monique says what we were all thinking. Why his Candiace’s mom on the couch? Mama says she was invited. We are all confused, Monique. Thank you for saying something. You have barely been acknowledged and you are a full time cast member sitting at the end of the couch. Mama just plunked herself down on the couch. Mama reenacted hitting Candiace in the face with Andy standing in for Candiace. Candiace pulled receipt to prove that she and her mother both put money toward the purchase of the house. Her name is on the deed, and she and Chris are paying the full mortgage now. By the time I refreshed my drink, Mama was gone..
The Butter Knife Incident
There has not been more than a few short minutes on this show when only one person was speaking. Right now there is a cacaphony of distinguishable screeching between Candiace and Ashley. The beauty queen and the fake beauty queen are fighting over the crown. Candiace says that Ashley was “plucked from obscurity and placed in a townhouse to live as his black trophy.” She is such a cunt. She needs to be off the show. She coming for Michael again. This is disgraceful and Andy and the Mama cunt are both just sitting there grinning. I am ready to turn this off now.
Andy finally stops it when Candiace calls Ashley a gold digging asshole. Then Andy asks Mama if she thinks Candiace’s behavior is a reflection on her. She says no. She doesn’t act like that. Please. They are two loudmouth brawling bitches in dresses as ugly as their souls.
Ashley has been suffering from post partum depression and her emotions are all over the place. I have seen Michael on her Instagram with the baby a lot. The baby looks like Michael’s clone. Even Ashley has joked that he looks like an old man. The ladies have now seen a picture of her father and they say her dad also looks just like Michael.
Candiace was being nasty to Ashley on social media. A few days before the reunion Ashley posted that “mail order cooch Katie and hamster face Candiace will hear what I have to say then. Andy of course put the tweet up on the screen. Andy read the twee without the Katie part. Apparently they are not even going to say her name. Ashley said that some people just can’t be a decent human being on social media. Candiace is the worst with that.
Even Ashley’s pregnancy journey has to be evaluated by Candiace. She mocked Ashley all season and even when she got pregnant she was still a bitch. These two have another screaming match and Andy sits there like he is watching an exciting tennis match. Then everyone goes hard on Ashley saying she had the baby because her prenup is almost over. This woman started her segment talking about how she is struggling after having the baby. Then almost everyone came for her.
Now Andrew is reading a tweet that Candiace sent on the day Ashley was giving birth. It read in part, “Where is your income, roach? You laid on your back to get the two dollars you do get. I been had jobs while turn tricks.” Andy asks if she regrets that. She says no. He asks if she wants to apologize. She replies, “apologize for what?”
Finally he said that questioning Ashley’s sincerity at the “rainbow party” wasn’t cool. Or something. I am thinking, wow, Andy is actually going to reject Candiace’s bad behavior. Then I realized he was only bringing it up so Candiace could mock Michael and the allegations some more. I should have know better. Then Michael walks out onto the balcony to listen to the drama.
Why do we watch this shit again? I’m not sure I can take two more episodes of this hatred spewing.
This is an interesting franchise that doesn’t get the viewership it deserves. But, Andy Cohen needs to be replaced as the reunion host for ALL the franchises. Reunions should be about what has happened since filming ended. Not just a bunch of clips and rehashing what we just watched. How is Monique’s baby? And Ashleys? Tell us more about what Karen is up to now that she finally lives in Potomac? Bring Jamal on to talk about pursuing Gizelle! What’s going on with Juan and Robyn lately? Who is still mad at who? What’s going on with Katie Rost? This is just like a rerun with more yelling.