First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion.
I love the all white reunion. Although some did better with their choices than others. Candiace apparently has a job as a sign twirler for chicken shack she needs to get to right after this. And Ashley clearly want to show off her big ole nursing titties, but I’m not sure what that white netting is supposed to do. Also, who the hell is in charge of Ashley’s hair lately? Katie Rost has a better hair stylist.
Right away Andy wants to throw Michael Darby under the bus. I am not going to recap all rehashing of the man. The accuser’s charge was THROWN OUT FOR LACK OF EVIDENCE.
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Also, why are we spending so much time talking about Sherman? Oh, because Karen wants to poke Gizelle about Sherman cheating on her. Gizelle has been dating her ex-husband the shady preacher man for almost year now. Did he run out of congregation members to impregnate? It’s been twelve years since they divorced. Gizelle thinks that Jamal is changed man. Girl. Really?
The Grande Dame of…?
Karen and Gizelle are really pissy with each other. About everything. Karen doesn’t greive properly. Karen doesn’t own her perfume company. Also, Karen wonders why Robyn would want to marry Juan. This is already giving me a headache. Karen have moved back to Potomac and is leasing a place with her husband. She says they have an option to buy.
Mama Drama
We are not even half an hour in yet and we are already bringing out non-housewives for something to talk about. I keep waiting for the episode to start but so far it’s fits and starts. I miss Katie Rost.
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Monique says what we were all thinking. Why his Candiace’s mom on the couch? Mama says she was invited. We are all confused, Monique. Thank you for saying something. You have barely been acknowledged and you are a full time cast member sitting at the end of the couch. Mama just plunked herself down on the couch. Mama reenacted hitting Candiace in the face with Andy standing in for Candiace. Candiace pulled receipt to prove that she and her mother both put money toward the purchase of the house. Her name is on the deed, and she and Chris are paying the full mortgage now. By the time I refreshed my drink, Mama was gone..
The Butter Knife Incident
There has not been more than a few short minutes on this show when only one person was speaking. Right now there is a cacaphony of distinguishable screeching between Candiace and Ashley. The beauty queen and the fake beauty queen are fighting over the crown. Candiace says that Ashley was “plucked from obscurity and placed in a townhouse to live as his black trophy.” She is such a cunt. She needs to be off the show. She coming for Michael again. This is disgraceful and Andy and the Mama cunt are both just sitting there grinning. I am ready to turn this off now.
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Andy finally stops it when Candiace calls Ashley a gold digging asshole. Then Andy asks Mama if she thinks Candiace’s behavior is a reflection on her. She says no. She doesn’t act like that. Please. They are two loudmouth brawling bitches in dresses as ugly as their souls.
Ashley’s Pregnancy
Ashley has been suffering from post partum depression and her emotions are all over the place. I have seen Michael on her Instagram with the baby a lot. The baby looks like Michael’s clone. Even Ashley has joked that he looks like an old man. The ladies have now seen a picture of her father and they say her dad also looks just like Michael.
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Candiace was being nasty to Ashley on social media. A few days before the reunion Ashley posted that “mail order cooch Katie and hamster face Candiace will hear what I have to say then. Andy of course put the tweet up on the screen. Andy read the twee without the Katie part. Apparently they are not even going to say her name. Ashley said that some people just can’t be a decent human being on social media. Candiace is the worst with that.
Even Ashley’s pregnancy journey has to be evaluated by Candiace. She mocked Ashley all season and even when she got pregnant she was still a bitch. These two have another screaming match and Andy sits there like he is watching an exciting tennis match. Then everyone goes hard on Ashley saying she had the baby because her prenup is almost over. This woman started her segment talking about how she is struggling after having the baby. Then almost everyone came for her.
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Now Andrew is reading a tweet that Candiace sent on the day Ashley was giving birth. It read in part, “Where is your income, roach? You laid on your back to get the two dollars you do get. I been had jobs while turn tricks.” Andy asks if she regrets that. She says no. He asks if she wants to apologize. She replies, “apologize for what?”
Finally he said that questioning Ashley’s sincerity at the “rainbow party” wasn’t cool. Or something. I am thinking, wow, Andy is actually going to reject Candiace’s bad behavior. Then I realized he was only bringing it up so Candiace could mock Michael and the allegations some more. I should have know better. Then Michael walks out onto the balcony to listen to the drama.
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Why do we watch this shit again? I’m not sure I can take two more episodes of this hatred spewing.
This is an interesting franchise that doesn’t get the viewership it deserves. But, Andy Cohen needs to be replaced as the reunion host for ALL the franchises. Reunions should be about what has happened since filming ended. Not just a bunch of clips and rehashing what we just watched. How is Monique’s baby? And Ashleys? Tell us more about what Karen is up to now that she finally lives in Potomac? Bring Jamal on to talk about pursuing Gizelle! What’s going on with Juan and Robyn lately? Who is still mad at who? What’s going on with Katie Rost? This is just like a rerun with more yelling.
Frederick’s of Hollywood does bridal. From the Final Clearance rack.
I agree with you only on Robin’s costume. Not saying I liked the others but, it is so clear she does not have the money to buy a dress (or most of her clothes) from
anywhere else than forever 21.
Candice is entirely too immature to be on this show, let alone be married. Her mother has done a number on her. She needs intensive solo therapy. She is horrid. They need to replace her but they won’t because she brings the drama and her mother is a ham who loves to be in front of the camera.
You hit the nail on the head. Candiace and her mother are both awful. Would love for them to both be gone next season. Hateful, awful, self centered women. The apple definitely did not fall far from the tree here! Hope Candiace gets the therapy she needs.
In their case, the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the rotten tree.
Fuck therapy. She’s entirely too STUPID for that. I hope that she gets hit by a bus instead, but survives and has to live in a wheelchair pushed by her asshat mother the rest of her life. Two completely worthless pieces of shit.
Sorry, but neither have a hint of decency and should be euthanized for the good of humanity.
Candiace is the most obnoxious person I have ever seen in my life. She’s worse than Tamra, Kelly and Brandi rolled into one. Lord someone get her off TV. She thinks she’s all that and more but she’s actually a low life thug with absolutely no fashion sense. She so deserves her mother! Can’t these women be civil to each other? Sometimes less is more and so much better.
I was really irritated when she told Ashley to turn her head from facing Candiace. Candiace is absolutely disgusting. She has zero positive qualities. She needs to go away.
Am I the only one who looks at the name Candiace and pronounces it in my head as “candy ass?”
Yes. This is a brand new thing!
YOU ARE NOT, DEE!! I read it like that and when I look at her face, I say it out loud!
Omg you had me dying on describing Candiace’s dress. I can’t with Candiace anymore. The sad part is that all the hate and negativity she is spewing is going to come back and bite her in the butt. I cannot believe her mother sat there and didn’t try and talk down her daughter. I really cannot believe that she is a therapist. So I was being messy and checked on Bloomingdale’s website and I could not find Karen’s perfume. I was able to find where she sells it online (her website) but could not find it anywhere else. I really hope that she is not lying. So on WWHL the rumor is that Jamal’s Phaedra’s Mr. Chocolate.
I wouldn’t be surprised. Phaedra and Jamal are attention whores.Allegedly
Karen is selling her perfume via pop up shops at Bloomingdale locations
No wonder it’s not showing up online.
Yup I knew that the reunion will be going full steam ahead on The Darbys. Production have made it clear and let the other housewives know what side they are taking.
Karen and Monique (can’t believe she’s had a baby in the last few months) looked the best to me.
It’s sad that Ashley is suffering from post partum, maybe she will have more compassion nowadays as it wasn’t that long ago she was mocking Katie for opening up about the post partum she had after having her last child. It seems this season Ashley has had a lot to stew on and think about the things she says about and to people as it could come back to hit her in the bum.
Oh and I’m not even gonna mention Candiace and her mum. Those two are beyond tragic and the mothers behaviour is scary.
Is there no decency or civility left in this world? Candiace and her mother need to go. They are both vile.
Poor Ashley has been through it this year with her father and suffering from postpartum. Why must Candiace constantly pick pick pick and bring up the Michael stuff that was dismissed.
Gizelle getting back with her ex is an opportunity for him to be in the spotlight. Once a cheater, always a cheater…
I agree with you, TT. The reunions should be what they’ve been up to since filming wrapped. Andy should be banned from “refereeing” the reunions. Wendy Williams should do the reunions. Yes, I like her again. She has redeemed herself.
You’re right. Zebra’s can’t change their spots.
Lots of different ways to set up a deed so I am curious bc that whole situation is weird. Candiace….I just have no words. Well, maybe one….delusional. And I am pissed about the comments and subtext saying Ashley had a baby for potential child support. I know so many women who get $0 of what is owed and the courts do nothing about it. Ashley grew up in a single parent situation, she knows child support is never guaranteed.
Plus I truly think she wants a family of her own since her father isn’t in the picture.
I think they only said that is because when discussing her prenup in season 1 Ashley mentioned that she gets a fee for every child, and one of Ashley’s storylines last season was updating the probation period on her prenup with Michael. Had she of not divulged that information the other ladies wouldn’t have the opportunity to use it against her. Especially gizelle who at the time was seething because Ashley mentioned that her prenup was great and if she was to divorce Michael she would walk away with money, properties and business interests. The contents of a legal document between spouses should remain between them and their lawyers.
Is Michael really 73 years old? I’m not age shaming. I think it’s amazing that he’s a new father and he seems to be so good with the baby on social media.
Could you imagine getting pregnant at 73? Hell to the naw!
No she was being snarky. I thought they had said he was in his late 50’s.
He was born in 1959.
I read he was born in 1945. Candiace probably updated his Wikipedia page with incorrect info 😂😂😂 “Allegedly”
Queen of recaps Miss TT! I check your site before the episodes (different time zones) because I like to know whats happening before. But I understand this isn’t your fav rh franchise. In any case, the women were so harsh to Ashley, she is suffering from pp depression, have some freakin compassion! I know you don’t like Andy but I loved how he got the wife of “The Black Bill Gates” to admit she is renting! Oh the horror!
Candiace is a Nene in training.
I loved that they must have taken your advice and went with a color theme that flowed beautifully; although style is questionable. Even down to the white nails. Gizelle mucked that up with her bright pink nails!
Remember when the 1st season was all about etiquette? Wow have things changed. Rambling I know. But thank you 😊
No amount of surgery can cover up the nastiness in these ladies faces. Seriously – it shows in the eyes and the mouth.
Why are you so protective of MIchael?!! The clip was shown where the cameraman told Michael, “Don’t Do That!!!!!!” How much more proof do you need?!!! Bravo no doubt got the guy to back off, for whatever reason!! And I’m sure he was paid quite well for doing so!! He is guilty, and prefers men! As for Ashley, I haven’t been able to stand her since the very first episode she was in!! She is so trashy!!
I am not a fan of Ashley. I think she loves to judge others, and talk about them but when the tables are turned she is even nastier. But, I’ve sensed she has Michael over a barrel and he probably didn’t want a child but she used that to keep his secrets.
I don’t know how Michael butters his bread as they say but I do think something happened, and other things too that the ladies know about. The restaurant closed that she bragged about being part owner. Part owner of nothing now.
Simple Sherese,I need a lot more than one MALE saying to another “don’t do that” especially when Andy Cohen denied that was the cameraman saying that on WWHL. The cops saying that NO EVIDENCE EXISTS and the case being thrown out and no charges being filed.
Putting what you think in a veiled homosexual allegation is slanderous, So YOU should SHUT THE FUCK UP about what side ANYONE’S BREAD IS BUTTERED ON.
Sorry Cheryese, I stand by my belief that if you are so illiterate you cannot spell the name of your spawn you are a FUCKING MORON and you spawn is too which is why Candiace is Cheryese here. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU UNDER ANY NAME,.
Candiace and her mom are narcissist!! They only care about themselves and how they look in their dresses. I am not an Ashley fan, but I do understand what she is saying about Candiace Candiace goes below the belt. Candiace can’t stop herself when she is angry. She has no filter, and no control of her actions. She has to hit Chris during their fights. She can’t control herself in her anger. Remember last year when she told Chris not to say anything to the camera’s after their big fight? She is an evil person. It is sad when someone so beautiful outside is so ugly inside.
TT, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your site!
I am not understanding. What did Ashley do to Candiace for her to social media attack Ashley, while she was in labor delivering her baby? A roach? I not a huge Ashley fan, but what in the hell happen for Candiace to spew such hatred and venom? I beginning to believe there is more than mother issues with Candiace. Perhaps, she is bi polar, as her mother insinuated earlier on in the season. She is beyond Nene ratchet with the cast and viewers of the show. She come unhinged in less than 1 second, will grab anything as a weapon and she has jealousy venom oozing out of the pores of her skin. She is double mix of immature, hatred and crazy. Now, that Candiace is a roach and a piece of 💩. She needs a babysitter and a caretaker with her at all times. Get rid of her Bravo production, before she seriously injured someone.
It will be interesting to see if Ashley comes back next season.
“They are two loudmouth brawling bitches in dresses as ugly as their souls.”
^^^^^^^^^^ This is why I love you TT!!! ^^^^^^^^^^
I don’t understand the hate and vitriol Candiance is spewing toward Ashley. They went from lunch one day to pure hate the next. Did something happen that was not shown?? Shade is one thing, but this is just lowdown. Candiance is a spoiled woman-child. Her mother was silent b/c she’s her mother’s clone. May they both simmer in the Hell they’ve created.
I don’t know how deeds work in other states, but based on my experience, you can put someone on the deed and they don’t have to be responsible financially for the mortgage. However, they do own a portion of the house. So to me the deed doesn’t prove that she contributed to the down payment – maybe she did/maybe she didn’t….she’s still a horrible person.
Ashley’s prenup – I think she really wanted to have a baby and her own family. They have been married for 5 years anyway so she’d get half whether there’s a baby or not (at least that’s what I thought I heard over the screaming).
All of the dresses were horrible. The least horrible was Monique then Karen. I don’t know how Robin thought that monstrosity was okay. Gizelle never gets it right. And Candiance did look like a chicken. Ashely looked terrible too.
Usually a HW will go nuclear when they need the $$$$$. If she has taken over the whole mortgage then she probably needs money which turned into dragging Ashley all season up until now. That’s my theory. Also she just seems to be a garbage person in general.
So this is what Bravo was aiming for when hiring younger? Might as well fill a pit with mud and let them go at it full throttle.
Only things missing are a playpen, sand box, swings, merry-go-round, and a slide. The only immature of the lot is Candiace. a punch from Mommy’s money bag wasn’t enough. She is by far the worst of the RH platform. She should be demoted not to a friend, but to an associates of an associate.
Candiace needs a pacifier, blankie and a time out. I’m so over her behavior. If she doesn’t watch it she will be bitter like her mother. Chris will get tired and she will be by herself.
Bring back the original DC show. This is just yuck.
Is Jamal in Atlanta? Gizelle would be great in RHOA.
Jamal is in ATL and I think Gizelle will be a good addition to the cast as a wife or friend. I am wondering if Bravo will give the Bryants their own show like the Blood Is Thicker Than Water show featuring a pastor and his family. Gizelle, as first lady over all the women ministries, would be TV gold. I wouldn’t be surprise if her next season storyline will include an engagement, a wedding, and a move to ATL as First Lady Bryant.
I hate that fake prosperity religions are a thing. NO. God does not want you to be rich while children are dying in third world countries. This is a rich American thing. FAKE RELIGION.
Hear, hear.
AMEN, Sister T!!!!
And while I find Gizelle occasionally entertaining, a shining example of Christianity she is absolutely NOT.
They should have their tax exempt status yanked, most of them don’t need the tax break, as stinking rich as they are? Why should I pay more in taxes so they can get that third yacht? Ridiculous, scamming all those elders out of their meager savings. Those who need a bigger jet but clearly help no one but themselves, like Joel Osteen during the hurricane. Has a big old stadium for preaching gospel but didn’t offer that as a life saving shelter. He obviously didn’t care, fake religious creep!
OMG THIS! Please consider this a PSA:
JOEL & VICTORIA OSTEEN ARE THE BIGGEST SCAMMERS SINCE SNAKE OIL!!!
They line their pockets with each flood/hurricane. They prey on the desperate. They have zero shame. I don’t understand how people don’t understand this. It’s a known fact for long time locals and the only locals who still support them are either in denial, desperate or just plain stupid. Anyone who watches them on tv, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS TRUTH. They had to be hunted down and the mayor had to order them to open their facility during Harvey. They gave and continue to give zero fucks!!!!
I’m with you Squeezy. I want the original DC cast, too, minus the Salahis. I don’t think that franchise even had a chance because of them. Plus three of the four couples are divorced now so they’ll fit in fine with the other cities. Sad, but true.
I thought Monique looked stunning! I like robins new hair but that outfit was horrid. Actually, I didn’t think any of these women looked good except for Monique.
TT, i know this is off topic but is there any news on the upcoming ATL season?
Gizelle is a damn idiot for taking her ex back! He must want something from her (fame, money, etc). It really makes her look desperate and insecure. I can see him walking all over her, it’s sad.
TT your comment about Andy and how he is for the reunions reminded me that he answered either an Instagram or Twitter question yesterday about whether he was still an Executive Producer AND had some sort of control over the franchise and he claims YES. I thought that was interesting.
Candiace is foul and mean and loves being that way. Not sure how anyone can be proud of that behavior.
Lots of ganging up on Ashley which I did not like. Why do they hate her so much?
First of all, I thought Karen looked exquisite – the oldest and can we talk about her body this season? Wow – the grande dame is slaying these younger women!
Candiace goes way too far with Ashley BUT Ashley came in this season acting like a saint and like she is above the antics of Candiace…. remember who told the other ladies about Robyn”s money problems? Who instigated the pizza delivery trip to Great Falls? Who implied Monique was drunk when she had the car accident?
Ashley was Candiace until this season and Karma has a way of getting you back. Though I feel sorry for all of her issues this season – Ashley gets no free passes from me.
I have to agree that Karen looked great.
Nope. Absolutely no comparison there. Ashley may have been a shit stirrer, but she wasn’t a vile cunt with ZERO redeeming qualities.
And PS Why would Chris allow her to jeopardize his business like this??? He obviously knows what a completely out of control piece of garbage she is. I hate him for co-signing her behavior.
I’ve come to dislike Candiace more than I like the RHOP. Yes Ashley was a shit stirrer, but she was never as vicious & hostile as Candiace. I’ve never stopped watching RH of anything, but the balance is gone. Even the positivity of Monique can’t make up for that mother & daughter. I’m out till she’s out.
Candace is vile and I think her mothers main goal is to get on that couch. She always trying to get camera time. Also what some needs to check Candace on what type of father has no relationship with his kids. They weren’t even part of the wedding. Maybe he is a dead beat… they want to come after Ashley’s husband but Chris is probably a dead beat. Candace should focus her energy on fixing her husband’s business.
Hearing the evil things Candace posted about Ashley on social media…..OMG…..how does she sleep at night.
If I was Candiace – and Thank You Sweet Jesus in Heaven I’m not – I would at least have told Andy that I do regret and apologize for not knowing how to write proper English when I write my nasty tweets. My word. Did this girl have an education? Was she home schooled? I was embarrassed for her; she seemed to devolve into screaming some kind of unintelligible made-up language at one point. I was embarrassed for myself that I was even watching this screeching banshee. The things she said about Ashley. The things she said about her mom – “I came out of her cooch, so I earned what I have. It’s called a Legacy!” Who says that about their mom on tv? With their mom right next to them. And, by the way – girl, look up the word legacy. This is not a person who has many businessnessess as she claims. I truly wonder what she does all day. I mean, where does she go when she gets up in the morning? If she gets up. I wonder if this is why she’s obsessing about another woman’s pregnancy? So many questions.
Candiace and her mother would take a whole season to peel back the layers of that smelly rotten onion of a relationship they’re working with. Omg, they are both unbelievably infantile. Candiace has a Napoleon Complex because of how screwed up she is because of her mother, most evident from the fact that she wanted to invite her brother to the wedding. Her mother has never moved on from whatever happened and she certainly doesn’t want her daughter to either. I cannot stand watching either of them. AT ALL. Also, Michael is a grown man. No one’s gonna make him
Have kids. He’s gonna have them if he wants to have them. If he’s gay, who cares? If he’s not, who cares? I seriously doubt we have more insight into Michael and Ashley’s relationship than they themselves do. Just leave them alone, dang. I also loved Karen this season. Her only flaw is when she’s sticking up for Candiace. Man, who else feels sorry for Candiace’s husband!? ::::raising my hand::::