Today’s DVR schedule is so busy that I can’t get to this MAFS Recap until the reairing at 11 pm. I am literally just sitting in here trying so hard not to get spoiled by leaving the admin forum. I am really excited. The weird thing about MAFS is that, for example, this episode is an hour and a half long on the first showing and like 59 minutes on the repeat. Why is that? Overall, I just wants to know who breaks up and who stays together. Here are our predictions.
Okay it’s finally time. First up, Greg and Deonna. These two are a good match. Oh they get right to it. Greg and Deonna stay married. Because, yes. This quick scene means more drama ahead with the others.
Iris & Keith
This one troubles me. I need Iris to grow the fuck up. If Iris didn’t have her virginity, what would we have learned about her? This is all we talk about. Holy shit. Keith asked for a divorce. I can’t blame him. She is childish and thinks the world revolves around her virginity as if it is 1942.
But they are such a good match on so many other levels. I’m sad about this breakup. But, gurl. You can’t be a virgin after 90 days married to your husband. Keith is such a great guy. You needed to give it up girl. You can’t go into a marriage gripping your V card in 2019. If you wanted to stay married, you can’t be asking for a sexless relationship.
This pretty much means all the rest breakup too, right?
Matt & Amber
Pastor Cal is not a fan of Matt. Amber has a bizarre story about “all of these teachers” pulling her into a room and telling her about Matt going out with other women. I’ve taught college. Never would a bunch of teachers do this. I’ve talked one on one with my advisees about things on a very rare basis when teaching in small towns. But Charlotte is big enough to where I would never do that. This relationship seems VERY fake to me. Matt apologizes for being a manwhore.
Amber still wants him. Pastor Cal will NOT allow this to happen if I know anything about him. But again, I think this entire relationship is fake as fuck. Then Amber says she wants a divorce. He agrees.
Beth & Jamie
I apologize for letting some dipshit’s spoiler stay on the site too long. I get busy sometimes. Plus, I don’t believe morons like that anyway, so let’s see what happens with these two.
Jamie says his sex life is dissatisfying? They are not sexually compatible. This second showing is like the rapid edition. They decide to stay together. I feel like I missed so much in the extended version. Where is all the crying from Jamie about how fucked up he is? Perhaps that is to come? So we have two staying together and two not.
I can’t help but feel bad for Iris and Keith though.
This is really weird. Usually they have a reunion of sorts with everyone. Now they have Amber, Beth and Deonna talking alone somewhere? The topic is Matt is a big freaking dick. Then Iris shows up. Then Matt arrives. Eventually, they are all there. Matt is just a huge dick.
Everyone is sad over Iris and Keith. Keith just wants to get laid. I can’t blame him for that. But really, can’t they try again? 🙁 I thought they were a lock for a perfect match.
Oh wait! There is another episode! Can it still happen? Is Deonna pregnant? Maybe Iris and Keith got back together when he finally got laid. But WTF is happening with Iris’s hair? It’s awful! GIVE US THE OLD HAIR!
See you back here next week. And I am poxing anyone with spoilers with some nasty STDS!