It’s a whirlwind night of recapping tonight and I am super excited to get to the next one so this RHOD recap is goingto have to be fast and furious. For this to happen, I need LeeAnne and D’Andra to keep the drama to a minimum. What are the chances of that happening?
Just when you think we have seen all the weird procedure housewives can have done to them, we get this oddball electroshock exercising scene. Ridiculous.
I do not like that Brandi’s piss poor parenting skills are going to be a storyline this season. I don’t like bratty kids on the show. Not because of me, because those kids have to go to school and get mocked about it the next day. Brandi has decided to reward Brooklyn’s smart mouth with a shopping trip. And she wonders why her kids act like they do. Brandi wants to be liked by her kids instead of being a parent. At this point, it is too late for belt to ass.
Wedding Bells
LeeAnne Locken has decided to allow Brandi to attend her wedding. Actually, production dictates that weddings they pay for are always an all cast filming. But let’s pretend we don’t know that.
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Oh, and if you missed last week’s comment section, LeeAnne left a comment claiming that I was very unfair to her or whatever. She must not have read all of the comments from y’all who all see to be Team LeeAnne. If it make LeeAnne feel any better, my Dallas friends are also none too thrilled I am not Team LeeAnne. To that I say, “Hey! Dallas friends, I BEGGED YOU to do these recaps.” Alas they are all too busy. But they are solidly Team LeeAnne. So don’t mind me. I am hoping to be Team Kary.
Apology Not Accepted
LeeAnne and Brandi met for lunch and LeeAnne has deemed D’Andra’s apology unacceptable. How dare D’Andra make up rumors about Rich? LeeAnne would never… wait, have we already forgotten about the whole dicksucking at The Roundup rumor? Sigh.
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LeeAnne saying she never saw herself getting married. I get that. When I was in elementary school maybe. But it became pretty evident in high school when I used to pray for a guy to sit with in church like the other girls, that would never happen. I like to think I got something better than the multiple divorces my sisters got. I got gay men. And gay men are way better than houses full of grown unemployed children and nasty divorce proceedings. Your mileage may vary.
OWN IT!
LeeAnne is so antagonistic toward D’Andra. She literally doesn’t know how to have a conversation with her friend. I a REALLY trying to see LeeAnne’s side of this situation that you guys seem to see. I just don’t. D’Andra really seems to believe that Rich cheated. It she tried to get LeeAnne to see that. But, LeeAnne is not seeing things in the same way. D’Andra apologizing in a million different ways. LeeAnne seems to accept this one. Again. I want that charcuterie board. One day we will be able to just have whatever these women are eating delivered to the door while the show airs. I think. Then again, I have yet to get my Jetsonesque space vehicle so, WTF do I know?
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And now, LeeAnne is making comments about mothers. Pretty much the only thing anyone is allowed to say about anyone’s mother is that she is a lovely person. If you can’t say that, say nothing. I think LeeAnne’s real problem with D’Andra is she is jealous of her trust fund.
Kary
Kary and her husband go out to dinner. Wow. Kary is a pistol. I really wanted her to be my favorite. But, she won’t even let her husband order or hear the specials. I would not want a husband that tolerated being walked over like this. Where is Eduardo from? How does he have this house in Cayres? Cayres is in France. Unless there is another Cayres. Can I Air BnB that place?
These two seem miserable. I think Eduardo is my favorite of this franchise.
Who Does A Roast For Their 50th Birthday?
The last thing you need when you turn fifty is a bunch of people insulting you. Every time I see D’Andra’s mother, I see Tammy Faye Baker.
I am not understanding Stephanie’s fashion choice for tonight. I’m from the south and I have to day, Dallas is not really representing. The good news is that it sounds like we are going to Cayres! Girls trip! I can’t wait! I am always looking for new places to explore!
Oh. We are going to Mexico. It’s Cayeres, Mexico. Which is also fine. Except that house is the first thing on Google that comes up.
50 Donuts?
I’ll pass on recapping all the roasts. I hate roasts. LeeAnne makes her grand entrance. Suffice it to say, D’Andra did not get roasted. LeeAnne’s “not a roast” segment was funny though.
If my HUSBAND gave me fifty donuts for my fiftieth birthday, I would divorce him the next day. That was just ridiculous.
LeeAnne of course gets the finale say. She brought two candles, one is hope and one is forgiveness. I suppose that is marginally better than 50 donuts. When she says she wants to be friends and move forward, the super duper hot Jeremy screams “Prove it!” I love me some Jeremy.
On the next RHOD Recap… We are going to Mexico! It looks beautiful! I do not believe that is their house.
How did I miss the LeeAnne comment last week! I thought I read every single one of the comments. I am not a LeeAnne fan, I do find her polarizing, entertaining and I hope she keeps bringing the drama so there can be a Real Housewives of Dallas. I used to live in Dallas and I love love love seeing my city again. Did I briefly see a shiny spot on the top of the head of Travis in the limo? Okay I need to go read all of last week’s comments again. I miss Cary, I am still trying to warm up to Kary.
LeeAnne if you are reading tonight why did you make yourself look like Tiffany Hendra this year? Your previous look was absolutely fine! Okay maybe I like LeeAnne better than I thought but I am not team LeeAnne, so far I have been team anyone else on RHOD. LeeAnne’s verbal sparring skills usually eviscerate anyone else though.
D’Andra and LeeAnne need to chill out with their makeup. It’s so ageing.
It is too late for belt to ass ???
Our cable is pixalating terribly for some reason tonight so I’ll have to watch this tomorrow.
I liked Jeremy’s grab ass technique, she’s a lucky lady.
His hand, It was right up there! Love it.
Haven’t watched the episode yet but could it be that maybe because LeeAnn and DeAndra were actually real friends, and maybe the fact that she tried to call her out while filming didn’t represent that of a true friend? Like, ok if my soon to be husband cheated on me, bring me proof and tell me off camera and bring a bottle of wine and a shoulder to cry on? Cary and LeeAnn were a lot of tit for tat…so I don’t really know how to feel about that rumor.
That’s why I think LeeAnn is upset. Not that D’Andra thought or said it to her, but that she said it on camera. They were “real” friends off the show so D’Andra is wrong in this one.
Candles and donuts for your 50th? No. Just no. How stupid.
That house in Mexico looks amaze! So down for this trip.
Kary is getting on my nerves: Spoiled rotten worse than Kameron. It isn’t a good look for either.
Only half way in..when I’m on a leisurely date night, appetizers not even served, a cocktail in hand, having a conversation w/spouse, please don’t interrupt me. It’s like some servers who wait until each diner has their first full mouth of food who then drops by the table to ask how everything is? I kinda get Kary being fussy and demanding, she was with her husband and wanted his attention not distractions.
Maybe its me but I didn’t think Kary was all that nice to her husband either.
So far, I don’t like Kary. I get major gold digger and entitlement vibes from her. I also don’t see her fitting in with this group. I don’t think they needed to add another person.
Agreed. I have a poor picker. I understand that Deb on RHOOC is not a good person and Kary is probably the same. This is why I don’t do well at… life.
I have a history of thinking people are better than they are, now I just tend to avoid new people. So far, Deb appears to be one to be avoided. I’m on the fence with Kary, it’s too early in the season to see who she truly is.
I don’t particularly like Leeanne, but I appreciate the fact that she doesn’t hide her crazy.
Add me to the anti-Kary column too.
She’s annoying & entitled. Emasculating your husband on TV isn’t entertaining to me.
And why is she so concerned wit old news between Leeanne & Cary that Leeanne & Cary have put to bed? Get your own story line, sister.
Plus Kary’s face looks like a potato. Seriously, when I see her on TV it’s like a potato is talking.
I miss the original Cary.
If anyone gave me 50 donuts for any reason at all- I’d be very very happy
We recently went to a 50th wedding anniversary celebration. They had a donut cake because when they got married they had a very simple ceremony, no reception, and had donuts as their first “meal” as a married couple. I thought how sweet. In D’Andra’s case I think how cheap. I just don’t care for D’Andra. She wanted the company, and now is like its not in good shape and I have to rebuild it. Well do it. Your Mama will be just fine.
Not caring for the Kary character at all.
Brandi wants to be the fun Mom. Well, its backfiring.
If D’Andra took over the company without knowing the full financial state of the company, then that is on her not her mother.
If she took over the company without going through the books ect…… then she’s not the business woman she thinks she is. I don’t care if it’s family or not.
I thought the same thing, like was she not apart of the business before she took it over?
When I was in process to buy a business in 2001, the seller straight up told me her IRS books and her real books were two very different things.
One doesn’t generally do forensic accounting on one’s mother. I totally believe that the only reason she got the business was because it was worthless.
I am an idiot.
Roasts should only take place at the Friars club, by professionals. This was so lame, even Leanne, who was right in her criticisms, could find someone to write her roast. Brandi and her daughter are painful to watch.
Why would anyone thing watching unpleasant, spoiled entitled children is entertaining.
I’m just glad she shows what’s really going on in her life. Most HW don’t, so it’s actually refreshing. I’m sure her daughter will grow out of this phase, but for now, this is Brandi’s life as a full time mom with guilt over how the adoption may have affected her other children.
Thanks for recapping Tamra.
enjoyed the episode. I like LeeAnn and I am on the fence with D’Andra. After D’andra went full throttle on LeeAnn last season, my perception of her changed. Her drama last year was manufactured to be relevant and to crown herself HBIC, but it back fired. I believe Cary and Kameron, when they said it was D’Andra who started the argument in Colorado claiming herself to be Queen Bee. She comes across entitled and she is very passive aggressive. I think it stems from feeling inferior to Mama Dee and her larger than life personality.
Stephanie gets the bejeweled crown of Dallas for her roast of D’Andra and spotlighting Jeremy as a pampered house husband and D’Andra is his sugar mama. D’Andra practically said the same thing last week. Flashback to the breakfast during D’Andra’s first season. She Mama Dee was appalled that “hot husband” did not know not to use the knife for the butter tray to spread jam on his toast. Well, the donuts is a sweet gift to give, when Mrs. Money Bags put him on a budget. Honestly, he gave D’Andra the very thing she said on IG she loves to make. Homemade donuts.
While on a road trip this summer, I tuned into Radio Andy for the first time. At one point he was talking with someone about last season’s RHOD reunion. He stated the most interesting comment of the reunion got edited out, that D’Andra was asked why she went so hard for LeeAnne, D’Andra responded she was brought up to win at all costs and she wanted to win. Not sure why it got edited out, certainly a very telling comment.
That comment would explain soo much!
Oh really? She is not fooling anyone. That attitude reeks of an over competitiveness. She is one cocky to boot woman that thinks overly higher of herself, but I ah hoping she can go back the D’Andra from her first season.
Interesting! D’Andra was mad at LeeAnne for mentioning to Cary that she only had $200 in one of her bank account and didn’t want to spend much. It was Cary who said it on camera. But this year she is wide open talking about the sad state of her finances. Business failing, can’t afford a 50th birthday trip, etc Now she is mentioning it ALL! Such a hypocrite.
Never been team Leanne. Im still not. She seems too unstable. Mama Dee and D’andra have a sincerely dysfunctional relationship. She passed down her business to her daughter because it was in the crapper. I see a cross between Tammy Fay and Amy Sedaris’s character Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy. Kary is annoying the way she speaks to her husband. She’s kind of reminiscent of Peggy, who, IMO, never brought anything to the table. I’m missing Cary and her dynamic with the cast already this season.
Mama Dee did D’Andra a huge disservice by not handing over the Trust years ago. I’m sure Mama Dee thought she was protecting D’Andra, instead she created an entitled brat.
Amy Sedaris has a neighbor on her new show that reminds me SO MUCH of Mamma Dee. She’s friends with Andy Cohen and that would be a hilarious WWHL skit (most of them are meh)!
Omfg the Jerri Blank reference rings SO true! HAHAHA Fucking spot on. I’m dying here.
I’m team Leaanne to the extent she has been the one carrying this show on her back from the beginning. And she’s basically done it alone. She goes way too far sometimes, but she’s no worse than other HWs on other shows have. And I see a lot of her anger issues stemming from her own insecurities not malice, so I have empathy for that.
Plus, she’s the one –again by herself –who hustled to get S2 green light. The other women should be grateful instead of relying on antagonizing her for a story line.
I am glad she lightened her hair –she’s a beautiful woman, but the pitch black was way too harsh for her, imo.
TT- That’s a great idea! Real Housewives meals delivered while you watch. Restaurants in that particular housewife city could have the menu for that episode prior to the show airing. Viewers could go on line, view the menu/ meals featured on that episode, order from the same restaurant and have the food delivered. Real Meals of Dallas, Atlanta, New York etc.
Could we also get samples of whatever they are drinking in each episode?
I think the main problem is if they were real long term friends off the show, she’s really pissed that D decided to bring up the rumors on camera for storyline.
D’Andra’s Mom reminds me of Mary K! I remember the documentaries abt her empire! Seems to me that at 50 yrs old D’Andra shud have already have paved her own road, regardless of her Mom being in charge. She’s a whimp.The way she treated Leeann’s situation, flat out accusing her bf of cheating was wrong. I don’t believe it & I think she did it bc she’s miserable with her Mom & lashed out at Leeann! She has not shown any proof & friends don’t wound friends! D’Andra is a spoiled person that expects everyone to kiss her ring! Leeann is not one of them!
I died when someone said Cary had potato face. So true. As for the mental instability that is Brandi, her daughter won’t ever grow out of that just like Brandi never grew out of being a mean girl. Leeanne was right to say Brandi had a drinking problem last season. Her and D’Andra were shit faced for most of the season and it wasn’t an attractive look for either of them.
As for D’Andras hot husband, when that money goes buh-bye he will follow suit within a year or two and then Leeanne can seriously have the last laugh. Those ppl are not her real friends.
That cover picture reminds me of Summer time in Dallas. ishottadanamother and SO humid its like the air is wet.