It’s a whirlwind night of recapping tonight and I am super excited to get to the next one so this RHOD recap is goingto have to be fast and furious. For this to happen, I need LeeAnne and D’Andra to keep the drama to a minimum. What are the chances of that happening?
Just when you think we have seen all the weird procedure housewives can have done to them, we get this oddball electroshock exercising scene. Ridiculous.
I do not like that Brandi’s piss poor parenting skills are going to be a storyline this season. I don’t like bratty kids on the show. Not because of me, because those kids have to go to school and get mocked about it the next day. Brandi has decided to reward Brooklyn’s smart mouth with a shopping trip. And she wonders why her kids act like they do. Brandi wants to be liked by her kids instead of being a parent. At this point, it is too late for belt to ass.
LeeAnne Locken has decided to allow Brandi to attend her wedding. Actually, production dictates that weddings they pay for are always an all cast filming. But let’s pretend we don’t know that.
Oh, and if you missed last week’s comment section, LeeAnne left a comment claiming that I was very unfair to her or whatever. She must not have read all of the comments from y’all who all see to be Team LeeAnne. If it make LeeAnne feel any better, my Dallas friends are also none too thrilled I am not Team LeeAnne. To that I say, “Hey! Dallas friends, I BEGGED YOU to do these recaps.” Alas they are all too busy. But they are solidly Team LeeAnne. So don’t mind me. I am hoping to be Team Kary.
Apology Not Accepted
LeeAnne and Brandi met for lunch and LeeAnne has deemed D’Andra’s apology unacceptable. How dare D’Andra make up rumors about Rich? LeeAnne would never… wait, have we already forgotten about the whole dicksucking at The Roundup rumor? Sigh.
LeeAnne saying she never saw herself getting married. I get that. When I was in elementary school maybe. But it became pretty evident in high school when I used to pray for a guy to sit with in church like the other girls, that would never happen. I like to think I got something better than the multiple divorces my sisters got. I got gay men. And gay men are way better than houses full of grown unemployed children and nasty divorce proceedings. Your mileage may vary.
LeeAnne is so antagonistic toward D’Andra. She literally doesn’t know how to have a conversation with her friend. I a REALLY trying to see LeeAnne’s side of this situation that you guys seem to see. I just don’t. D’Andra really seems to believe that Rich cheated. It she tried to get LeeAnne to see that. But, LeeAnne is not seeing things in the same way. D’Andra apologizing in a million different ways. LeeAnne seems to accept this one. Again. I want that charcuterie board. One day we will be able to just have whatever these women are eating delivered to the door while the show airs. I think. Then again, I have yet to get my Jetsonesque space vehicle so, WTF do I know?
And now, LeeAnne is making comments about mothers. Pretty much the only thing anyone is allowed to say about anyone’s mother is that she is a lovely person. If you can’t say that, say nothing. I think LeeAnne’s real problem with D’Andra is she is jealous of her trust fund.
Kary and her husband go out to dinner. Wow. Kary is a pistol. I really wanted her to be my favorite. But, she won’t even let her husband order or hear the specials. I would not want a husband that tolerated being walked over like this. Where is Eduardo from? How does he have this house in Cayres? Cayres is in France. Unless there is another Cayres. Can I Air BnB that place?
These two seem miserable. I think Eduardo is my favorite of this franchise.
Who Does A Roast For Their 50th Birthday?
The last thing you need when you turn fifty is a bunch of people insulting you. Every time I see D’Andra’s mother, I see Tammy Faye Baker.
I am not understanding Stephanie’s fashion choice for tonight. I’m from the south and I have to day, Dallas is not really representing. The good news is that it sounds like we are going to Cayres! Girls trip! I can’t wait! I am always looking for new places to explore!
Oh. We are going to Mexico. It’s Cayeres, Mexico. Which is also fine. Except that house is the first thing on Google that comes up.
I’ll pass on recapping all the roasts. I hate roasts. LeeAnne makes her grand entrance. Suffice it to say, D’Andra did not get roasted. LeeAnne’s “not a roast” segment was funny though.
If my HUSBAND gave me fifty donuts for my fiftieth birthday, I would divorce him the next day. That was just ridiculous.
LeeAnne of course gets the finale say. She brought two candles, one is hope and one is forgiveness. I suppose that is marginally better than 50 donuts. When she says she wants to be friends and move forward, the super duper hot Jeremy screams “Prove it!” I love me some Jeremy.
On the next RHOD Recap… We are going to Mexico! It looks beautiful! I do not believe that is their house.