Hello everyone! Your favorite Masshole is baaack. God I am excited to recap one of my absolute favorite Bravo shows! Married to Medicine has it all: smart, gorgeous women who are funny as hell and shady AF. I love them all. Tonight we open with a montage of all the women discussing “Open and Honest”. It’s a podcast that Heavenly and Jackie had previously recorded. Their topic is “girlfriend code” which, honestly, most of them could use lessons on. Including one of our dear podcaster’s, whose name rhymes with Shmevenly.
Heavenly and Quad arrive at a dilapidated building called “Sweet Spot”. I’m not sure what it is but they are getting their lady parts steamed. They’re pretty trusting of a place that looks like an actor’s trailer. Quad is excited that her divorce from Dr. Greg is almost final. Draped in pink capes (kid you not) they talk about how Heavenly and Cecil got in a Twitter feud. I didn’t know this! Heavenly doesn’t seem too repentant. Quad isn’t about to put a bandaid on a bullet wound with Simone. There was a break in their friendship and it has not been healed. Damon is hosting an opening for his new surgical center. Heavenly hopes all the ladies are on their best behavior.
Open And Honest(y) Is The Best Policy
Mariah, Simone and Toya are out having dinner. They discuss the podcast. Mariah is unhappy that Jackie brought up the drug allegation from the reunion. I had forgotten about that! Mariah says it’s not true and that Jackie should fact check. Jackie just used it as an example of how it wasn’t “girl code,”she didn’t make an accusation. Hello again shit stirring Mariah!
Simone is upset about Heavenly and Cecil’s feud. She feels that Heavenly used information that Simone trusted her with against him. Simone will be cordial to Heavenly when she sees her. She’s happy to comment on how lovely her flea market outfit is! Haha. God I’ve missed these women!
Getting Up To Speed With The Ladies And Husbands
Jackie and Curtis are very happy together. They moved to a new house which is beautiful. They are gutting it. Jackie loves the location, now she wants the perfect house to go with it.
Scott, Contessa’s husband, is living the single dad life because Contessa is in Nashville. She’s back in school to become Surgeon General of America some day. She’s focusing on public health.
Toya, Eugene and their two cute boys go to see the house they are building. Everyone is very excited to move. Damn if Toya didn’t get her two-story closet! It looks like it will be beautiful. Eugene is concerned that the house won’t be built on time as they have 60 days to vacate their current house.
Simone, Cecil and her too (2) grown sons go to dinner. They are all living together again. Cecil is now a real estate agent. It allows Cecil more time to help Simone at her office. These two looks so happy. It’s really nice to see. Miles, their oldest son, left Howard University. He is at Georgia State doing much better. Michael is preparing for the SAT’s. I love this family. They laugh and love hard.
Maroon Carpet Fabulousness
It’s the night of Damon’s surgical center opening. Simone tells us that she has blocked Heavenly on social media. She loves to block a bitch. She’ll block you too! Lol. Oh snap, Mariah brings her sister Lake to the party! Lake is the one who accused Quad of sleeping with her husband. Wow. Simone and Quad are still icy to each other. Damon gives a nice speech about how grateful he is for the center. He is such a sweet man. We find out that Damon gave Eugene his first ER job! It’s cool how all these people have real history and real friendships. To me, it is what a lot of the Bravo shows currently lack.
All the ladies then gather together in an outside tent. Quad refuses to acknowledge Lake’s existence. Mariah immediately goes after Jackie but Jackie remains nonplussed. Simone and Heavenly start to rehash what happened between them. Heavenly says she doesn’t like it when the men argue with the women. It’s “bitch shit”. Contessa and Toya start yelling. Contessa calls Eugene the definition of a big ass bitch. After a lot of screaming, Quad manages to settle everyone down. The party ends but this season (and it’s drama!) is just beginning.
This season on M2M: Girlfriend code is discussed and argued about. Tropical cast trip. Quad dates. The men go to a strip club. Contessa and Scott go to therapy. Quad and Simone argue. Mariah and Jackie argue. Jackie pops off. It looks so good! Please join me on this M2M journey. I can’t wait to hear what you all think of the premiere. See you in the comments and back here again next Sunday!