I was trying to watch this without doing a Love After Lockup Recap and I just had to throw a few of the most ridiculous things up. It is scary AF how dumb ALL of these people are.
Angela & Tony
Angela has friend name Tommy from GRAD SCHOOL? I was sure Angela dropped out of school in the eighth grade to milk cows or something. Tommy has a nice truck, most of his hair and decent teeth. He also has a deep friendship with her and is really concerned about the entire situation with Tony. Then he leaves after filming with her and gets halfway home and turns around to come back and PROPOSE to Angela?!
If Tommy was an option, why is Tony even a consideration? This has to be fake, right? Is grad school code for something? Like rehab?
Andrea & Lamondre
Suddenly we are going from Mama’s mad and the sisters are terrified for Andrea to everything is fine, you do you? Is this some sort of reverse psychology? Mama did say, “If he don’t do you right turn him off like you turn off your water.” Um, huh?
Vince & Amber
Day two of Amber being out, they have a nasty disagreement about working out. Vince wants her to work out with him. She has made it clear multiple times she has no interest in that. He keeps talking about it. Then in his talking head he says, “I love Amber so much. Not many people get to meet their soulmate…” WTF? These two do not agree on anything and Amber will not let him touch her. They sleep in separate bedrooms and she locks the door!
Cheryl & Josh
Did Cheryl park in the handicapped space at the parole office? Why aren’t there any other cars there at all? How did Cheryl not know that that the mama’s boy bank robber who likes to cross dress was going to do his parole at his mommy’s house?
Lacey & Shane
Shane needs some clothes so obviously the first item of clothing a 21 year old who has been locked up for four years needs is a suit and tie. Lacey says seeing that Shane in a suit and tie makes her think he could be an attorney, or a stockbroker and making really big bucks.
Where do they find people this dumb? I’d like to think it would be difficult and then I consider the Internet. They probably had plenty of morons to choose from. Then they got thrown out of the store for making out and rounding third base in the dressing room.
Lizzy & Daniel
I really like this couple so far. Since we don’t know what Lizzy’s job is, I have a feeling she has been stripping her way through school. I don’t think that will go over well with Daniel. I say do what you have to do girl. Get your education.
Ummmm… thoughts? Anyone?