I don’t usually do the RHOD Recaps but I thought I would give this season a whirl since I dropped Orange County. Plus there is a new housewife who is Mexican and she seems like she is going to be a lot of fun. Plus, there is tons of drama in the very first episode.
How does casting find the most outrageous and annoying wedding planners. They still have seven or eight weeks until the wedding so we will see a lot of this glitter farting dude. But what this scene is really about is to remind us that D’Andra accused Rich of cheating last season.
The good news is we get to start with a photo of Jeremy! That is one hot man. The bad news is that D’Andra’s mother only turned the companies over to her in near bankruptcy. Her mother also won’t let her take out a business loan from the family trust. Jeremy suggests they downsize and live a less glamorous lifestyle. D’Andra is not down with that at all.
Stephanie and Travis race hoverboards on their marble floors in their giant mansion. These two seem to be in a better place this season. But, Travis is having a midlife crisis because he is turning 50. Stephanie is having the girls over to try to get LeeAnne and D’Andra to make up with each other.
Sidenote: In real life, Brinkley, Brandi’s daughter was in the hospital for a few days last week. Brandi did not disclose the reason. There is just no telling with that one. Brandi needs to learn how to raise children with manners. Brinkley’s smart mouth needs to be checked.
I’m bored. I am all caught up and pausing this cemetery scene so I can fast forward through it. I don’t know why production thinks we want to see stuff like this. Oh, this is the place that D’Andra is going to talk to her mother about the business.
I totally forgot that Kameron existed! I can’t remember how I felt about her last season. Why is she packing for a cruise? It is filming season! Oh it is spring break. But it doesn’t seem like the kids are going.
Finally we meet “D’Andra’s friend” Kary. Looks like production is stacking the deck to favor D’Andra. She seems like a good addition so far. Kary does appear to be be taking her kids on spring break. Oh it’s a mother daughter school trip to the Bahamas. Sadly, that won’t be happening again for quite some time. We get to meet Eduardo and he seems like a good guy.
This is not going to go well. Stephanie wants to get the fences mended between LeeAnne and D’Andra. D’Andra seems to be coming in with a good attitude. LeeAnne has come in expecting an apology. That’s never a good start to these things. However, D’Andra came in saying if she needed to apologize for the millionth time she would. So, fingers crossed.
Leeann says that she was very hurt over the loss of her friendship with D’Andra who she considers family. D’Andra says she apologized and thought it was accepted. Then she went home to discover that Rich has been texting Jeremy threats about exposing his affair with “pretty Jessica who is everything that D’Andra is not.” It seems like a tit for tat thing. That behavior from Rich kind of surprises me.
I read on Bravo today that D’Andra says Jessica is a dental hygienist who had a crush on Jeremy. Apparently, she is mentally ill and had a restraining order or three against her. I read that only a few hours ago and have already forgotten the details.
Anyway, there doesn’t seems to be a peace pipe about to be shared here. Leann is coming after D’Andra with sarcasm. And she doesn’t care for D’Andra’s posture. It seems she is sitting up to straight for LeeAnne’s liking.
D’Andra is trying really hard to give LeeAnne a chance to rekindle their friendship. But apparently LeeAnne needs acknowledgment whatever unjust comments she is born the brunt of are way worse than things she was saying about everyone else. Call me crazy but constant discussing about Mark getting his dick sucked by guys at the round up was way worse.
D’Andra apologizes for the millionth time. LeeAnne immediately dismissed it. D’Andra continues to be gracious and explain that she cares about LeeAnne and want nothing more than her happiness. But, LeeAnne is still a bitch about it in her talking heads that were probably filmed much later. So, I ‘m guessing this didn’t work out forlong.
Next week’s RHOD Recap will have a lot more Katy. It seems like she’s not that happy in her marriage. Clearly, reality TV is a great move in that situation. The DVR cut off at a party where all the men were there. Ut oh.