First of all, I apologize for my 494th meltdown, and I am grateful for your kindness. If it weren’t fo you guys I’d be a WalMart greeter. And that job may still be in my future. I am just at a crossroads in my life and very confused about how to handle it. I’m also kind of angry that I have spent my whole life without a good relationship. I got fucked up in life REALLY early. And I tend to really fuck things up before I can get fucked over. Some days I just want to use the nuclear football.
However, in my defense, this is not a nine to five job where I get the weekends off. As an old person with a peanut for a bladder, I get up at night and wonder, “Should I check to see if a housewife has gone to jail or rehab or had their husband deported?” It never turns off. So again, thanks for choosing to still read here. xo
Now to get back on track we need to talk about things you might want to binge on Labor Day.
- DAVID MEETS MAN I cannot stress this enough. It’s on OWN and it is the best thing I’ve ever watched. It’s incredible. We are three or four seasons in and I CANNOT WAIT for the next episode. All I can say without spoiling anything is it’s about growing up in the project of Miami. HOLY CRAP! I just saw the ratings for this show and they are like WWHL Bad. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Reality TV is ruining everything.
- Queen Sugar. We are on season four. It is also on OWN. Start from season one. It’s about family dynamics
- The Affair on HBO. It’s good. We are a few seasons in and I am beginning to lose interest but if you haven’t seen any of it, it’s good. Ditto Big Little Lies.
- Tonight at 8pm Lifetime has a movie called The Secret Life of Cheerleaders I can’t record it but it reruns at midnight if you want to set your DVRs. They are running a bunch of Cheerleader movies all night. It looks like it might be creepy stuff… I dunno.
Or you can just have fun with friends and family! That’s all I got. Feel free to add whatever I missed.