Oh hey, y’all! It’s me Tamara! Around eight pm tonight I realized it was not in fact Saturday, but Sunday. It was a soul crushing revelation. 🙂 So I am a wee bit late getting to this BB21 recap. Let’s see what sanitized version of events CBS puts out to “the normals” tonight! As always, the true tea will be in the comments where we try to stay up on events on the live feed. It is always weird “going back in time” when most all of us know the up to the minute situation. The confessionals are the real reason we watch.
We begin on Day 72 at the HOH wall comp. I am not excited to relive this. I’m not sure who wanted Nicole to win this one more, Nicole or the rest of America. Jackson explains in confessional that he really does mean his final four with Cliff and Nicole. He had to win to keep Tommy from going after Cliff and Nicole. In more interesting news, Jess was targeting Tommy. That doesn’t matter now of course, but it was good to hear someone was on to him. Even if it was too little too late. Jess is the only one that seems to get the concept that you have to take out the big targets. Sadly, her days are numbered.
Production Hates Jess
Production is just fine with Jess leaving this week. They totally mocked her dramatic fall from the wall after a mere 24 minutes and 25 seconds. They even replayed it like FIVE TIMES!. I used to be really into this show and would play a game with other fanatics about each episode. We would answer questions about what Julie would wear and other odd things. One question was about the scene they play at the beginning from the previous show. For example, I think this week the scene was Jackson getting pied by Nicole. On the next episode, I feel like Jess’s dramatic fall will be what they go with.
Cliff lasted almost 42 minutes. That’s VERY commendable. I would have fallen before Jess. Christie claims she threw it twenty seconds later. I don’t think she threw it, do you? Sadly, we know Nicole goes next forcing Jackson to outlast Tommy. Heartbreaking. She lasted 49 minutes. This wall must have been really tough because it was the shortest wall comp in Big Brother history. Nicole dropping was devastating though. I was watching the chat rooms and everyone was pulling for her. Including most of us. We didn’t even see all of her breakdown moments. Everyone loves Nicole and Cliff. Either one of them could win this. She just wanted family photos.
A Deal WAS Made
Wow. We didn’t think there was a deal made between Jackson and Tommy. But there was. Jackson promised him safety.
In other news I am so excited for the return of Young Sheldon and Survivor this fall. I need to start sucking up to Cho again. I hope he recaps Survivor. He has a lot going on though with Twitch and a podcast. We might not be able convince him. So, um GROUP SUCK UP?
Jackson and Holly are sweet to Nicole. Obviously, Cliff did too. I love that Nicole wants to contribute to her resume. No time like Thursday’s double eviction, Nicole. Cliff doesn’t want Jess to go. But he always does what the HOH wants. Especially when he is in a final four with him. Jess feels safe. Christie is pissed that she is a pawn. You know, after she promised to be a pawn. Jackson’s conversation with Christie in the shower makes me wonder if he wants a final two with her. IJS. Especially since Jolly is on thin ice in real time.
OMG! While Christie and Nicole are crying we get a brand new Big Brother button. “Big Brother Loves You.” Yes, BB we know you love Christie. Bleck. We do not. Get her ass out in the double, PLEASE.
It’s funny Jolly thinks they are the middle couple. They are not. Cliff and Nicole are. Holly smartly wants Christie to go. But Jackson is a dumbass. And brainwashed by production. Cliff offers himself as a pawn for the replacement. Christie is not happy Tommy took a deal that doesn’t include her. Both Christie and Tommy are on to the Jolly/Cliffhole alliance.
We get Cliffnotes where Cliff talks to Sharon. This means production likes Cliff. This is good news. Cliff “dancing with his wife” is so sweet. I love this. I wish I had met a Cliff in my life. 🙁 Cliff get choked up in the DR and wants to do a vow renewal. SOB! Sorry. As you know I am kind of a hot mess. Again.
Like I Like Honestly Like …
Jess like is like a like dimwit. Like, I like need like for like her like to like stop like talking. Jess and Christie are nominated. Christie is almost as bad with the likes.
Jess and Christie are on the block. Tommy won veto. Cliff will be going up. Christie knows she is toast if she is on the block with Cliff. It’s a good thing She came down. Christie is going to put up Jolly if she wins in the DE. That will be the first useful thing she has done.
As always, check in with comments here often for the latest updates.