There is all sorts of Vanderpump Rules drama happening during filming. I keep trying to muster the energy to care enough to share it with you. So far that has just not happened. Until Captain Lee tweeted to Jax Taylor tonight.
Basically, Stassi & Beau, Brittany & Jax, and Katie & Schwartz have a tight sixsome at the moment. Kristen is being ostracized. It’s kind of sad because they all live in the same neighborhood in the valley. The six all have cookout’s at Britanny’s house on Sundays. The reason for Kristen’s exclusion is not clear. I’m sure she did something awful. Probably while drunk. She’s probably feeling some kinda way about Stassi’s engagement, Brittany’s wedding, and Katie’s recent marriage in Vegas. And of those three events, the only one she was invited to was Britanny’s wedding.
It seems that Ariana & Sandoval are sort of neutral but leaning toward Kristen. It’s going to be weird if the two Toms are on opposite sides for the upcoming season.
Anyway only Katie, Schwartz, Stassi and Beau went to Hawaii this weekend. I am pretty sure filming is over for the season. I really haven’t bothered to check. But Jax and Brittany seem to be missing the other four today since they BBQ every Sunday, apparently. So, Jax and Brittany are home alone pounding vodka. I think they may be passed out by now.
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But early in the drinking process, Jax pinned a nasty post to his followers on Twitter. He’s known for blocking people “for no reason.” I will defend him just a bit. I block a shit ton of people on Twitter and mute a lot of them as well. It’s my Twitter and I follow very few, but try to read all of my notifications.
On the other hand, Jax feels the need to respond to people with vitriol. I do that too sometimes. But he does it over every little thing. And while I may tell a troll to go fuck themselves, or GDIAF (not lately with all the horrible fires in Brazil it seems inappropriate). Jax in particular likes to disparage the troll, or simply someone making a suggestion, by disparaging the looks of the person tweeting him. They are nearly always women. It’s, as you might imagine, not a good look.
So sometime during the drunken country music party and tequila slamming for two, (apparently Brittany is not pregnant yet), Jax posted the above tweet and Captain Lee responded.
You gotta love Captain Lee! Why do you think Jax and Brittany are not in Hawaii? They don’t seem very busy…
Probably couldn’t afford it with the new mortgage. 😉
Jax has been on since season one. He makes at least as much as the other four. Brittany probably a bit less. But Hawaii isn’t that expensive and the hotel they are staying at doesn’t seem overly expensive. Of course Jax could have squandered all his paychecks the moment he got them. And they didn’t get paid much at all in the first few seasons. So maybe that is it. But still tickets from LA to Hawaii are about $500 bucks and there are not nearly as many ways to waste money in Hawaii as there are in Vegas and they go there all the time.
It just seems weird to me. I have a feeling Jax pissed someone off. That seems like the most likely explanation.
Jax is probably banned from the state because he gets drunk and steals shit. Well probably not but it sounded plausible for a minute there. Jax and Brittany are a train wreck. If he even says anything nasty to captain Lee it could get ugly.
OMG! YOU ARE SO RIGHT! THAT IS WHERE JAX GOT ARRESTED FOR STEALING THE SUNGLASSES! No wonder they are pounding tequila home alone.
THANK YOU! It all makes sense now! I believe Jax was banned from the state!
https://tamaratattles.com/2015/07/18/vanderpump-rules-jax-taylor-is-in-jail-in-hawaii/
I just reviewed some reports and there was nothing in his plea deal about not returning to the state that I can see. Maybe Jax is just so pissed off at Hawaii, he didn’t want to go back. Or they just didn’t want to relive it.
I will never get over that he got a felony charge for a $350 pair of Tiffany sunglasses. I wonder if Brittany still wears the sunglasses! lol. That was four years ago when she was first getting her hooks into the prize that is Jax.
I’m thinking that it was more of a reminder then being banned. Also maybe he’s afraid of being setup. That tweet from Captain Lee is the best!
I sure hope we find out what the separation with Kristin is about next season. And I hope it is resolved before Stassi’s wedding.
Perhaps the foursome didn’t want Jax with them in Hawaii. PTSD and all ..
or they didn’t want to risk having to bail him out again.
Those six also include Lala and Rand every Sunday.
That’s weird. I mean, once you are in your thirties or forties (or fifties, Rand) shouldn’t you be well and over fireball shots, pool parties and group nudity — with friends? I save all the fun stuff for just the hubby and me!
Perhaps they were just sick of the never ending cycle of the Tax/Brittney show. I know I am. Maybe Jax wanted to stay home and ride his motorized cooler?
I just love Captain Lee!
How much longer can VPR keep going? I mean…now we’ve resorted to a wedding that resulted in a marriage that wasn’t even legal.
Can someone remind me how it happened that Katie and tom’s marriage wasn’t legal? Did I miss the Vegas wedding?
The story is that they randomly discovered their paper work was not properly filed. I think they just needed a storyline.
As if I needed one more reason to love Cap’n Lee! I noticed he didn’t DARE post a response to Lee’s comment. 😂 That’s a first. I wonder how much time every day Jax spends blocking people on Twitter. This season will most likely feature Lala and Stassi’s upcoming weddings and I bet Jax can’t stand not being the center of attention.
Bless Capt. Lee’s heart for at least trying, especially with the heartbreak he has personally been dealing with! Unfortunately, it will more than likely be met with zero respect from Jax because he is a narcissistic arse. I’m glad it appears Brittany isn’t pregnant – she needs to get a handle on her drinking before that ever happens (allegedly). I have no clue why Jax and Brittany didn’t go to Hawaii – my guess is the same as everyone else’s – there was some angry falling out either the group had over something Jax had done or Jax got ticked off at them for something stupid. Sorry, but that marriage is doomed anyway – better save their money for when they’re both single again.
Since I don’t have/want a cell phone (ssssh don’t tell anyone) Instagram is kind of a mystery to me. This story has over 600 likes on IG. I think that is a personal best. Though I usually only remember to check IG late at night on weekends. Check me out here if you are on um “the gram.”
If Jax only wants advice from perfect people, should he be in church on Sunday’s talking to Jesus? It seems that Britanny has moved on from Jesus to Casamigos for her Sunday religion.