This BB21 recap begins with Christie crying. Usually, this makes me happy. But, this time she is crying tears of joy. Production made sure that she slithered off the block last week. Then we flashback to how that all went down. Or, more accurately, the way production manipulated them all. There is also the formation of the Holly, Snackson, Cliff and Nicole alliance.
Last week the lowest two scorers on the HOH comp were to receive a punishment. This usually means a horrible costume. But since there was a tie, three people lost. They probably were not planning on that. That is why I think this pie thing is happening. They probably had the pies for some later prank.
Christie is pissed that she is going up as a pawn. Even though that was her deal with Jolly. She doesn’t understand why she has to be the pawn this week. BECAUSE HOLLY IS HOH THIS WEEK! Jolly is pissed about Christie’s attitude.
I love the montage of Jackson eating watermelon constantly. Literally around the clock. And his DRs where he begs for more watermelons and demands they replace the one that Allen the Alien smashed. I have noticed that Jackson has stopped eating as much and I haven’t seen him drink milk and juice straight from the containers lately.
They got the news about America’s Prankster in the middle of the night.
UGH an entire montage of Christie’s chewing. I am so glad that Christie is upset about being nominated. She knows we all hate her.
In feeds news, Holly is devastated over her Zing. She doesn’t even get the zing. She thinks they are saying she looks old. No, dumbass what Zingbot was saying is that you are picking over Kat’s sloppy seconds. And you are hooking up with the pompous douchebag all over the house on the live feeds. How did you think that would look?
It’s funny that Jackson also has no idea why he is a pompous douchebag. He literally laid in bed with Holly outlining all the things he has been trying to do not to look like a douchebag. Holly tries to say the things he is trying not to do aren’t the issue. Then he talks down to her, talks over her, and displays his pompous doucebaggery even more!