This RHOC recap picks up back at Tamra’s housewarming party when Kelly tries to blame Vicki for her kid getting mocked on Instagram. I think a large portion of the reason the kid is getting mocked is totally on Kelly. She’s an ass on this show. Apparently, she needed a storyline and Vicki suggesting she does coke is the one she has settled on. Vicki admits that she has never actually witnessed Kelly doing coke. Kelly starts crying and storms out.
Braunwyn lectures Vicki about her behavior. Then, Gina confronts Vicki for calling her a jailbird after her DUI. Vicki denies that. But Gina has the texts to prove that Vicki did say that. Everyone except Vicki loves Braunwyn. Shannon even seems to really like her and she is notorious for hating the new girl. Vicki calls her Brown Wind. Because, Vicki. Braunwyn tells Vicki she can expect her honest opinion. Tamra is drunk and offers Eddie anal sex. He declines.
Are Tamra, Shannon & Braunwyn The New Tres Amigas?
Drunk Tamra goes in and grabs Braunwyn by the tits and squeals to Shannon that they are the new Tres Amigas. Vicki is so not going to like that. It’s a good thing she left before that happened. Tamra is in love with Braunwyn. They all are. Except Vicki.
Gina’s parents come to see her new place and be supportive during her current struggles. I still don’t get why Gina looks like a totally different person in her confessionals. Apparently, Matt is calling Gina’s mom a lot. Gina has not come clean with her parents. Perhaps she didn’t tell them about the DUI? But it was all over the Internet. Gina is hurt over her divorce.
Shannon’s Emotions Are All Over The Place
Shannon and Braunwyn meet for cocktails. Shannon looks amazing. She’s like a brand new person now that the divorce is over. I might even like her. She seems really happy. Shannon says that Vicki told her that Braunwyn said she doesn’t like Vicki. Shannon tries to smooth those waters. Braunwyn says she wants to protect her kids from Vicki. She doesn’t want Vicki to do anything to harm her children like Kelly claims she did to her kid.
Braunwyn’s sixteen year old daughter Rowan is a dancer. Braunwyn was a dance mom for years. Rowan has OCD. She lost a ton of weight. They sent her away for treatment. Shannon sobs through this entire story. Shannon says that that her straight A students grades have dropped in their grades considerably during the divorce. She feels like a bad mother because of that. I didn’t realize that Shannon’s girls are twins. These two are really bonding.
Mamma Drama & Husband Drama
Tamra’s mom now has her own apartment in an assisted living facility. Tamra thinks her mom is going to get laid there. I have heard that there is way more sex in old folks homes than you would think. Hmm, perhaps I should move into one! Kidding. Sort of.
Gina and Emily get together and talk. Emily’s marriage seems to be in trouble. She has suffered from alopecia due to the stress. Her husband is staying in a hotel for a few weeks to study for the bar. Unlike you horrible people, I really like Emily and Shane and how they can work things out. Studying for the bar when you have already failed a couple of times can be very stressful. I hope they work through this. It comes up in conversation that Gina doesn’t have an ID. They took her license, physically, after the DUI. And she lost her passport. I have GOT TO get my passport renewed. I just keep putting it off. But I am getting the heck out of dodge when Banjo goes to doggy heaven.
Gina Admits Matt Had An Affair
Gina seems like she has been told to talk about Matt abusing her. But she can’t say it outloud. She wants to leave. If they are forcing her to discuss this on camera, this is terrible. Oh, it’s not that. She admits that Matt had an affair. Gina apparently knew all about it and never said a word. Gina didn’t want her kids to think their father was a bad person. At this point she is still defending him. Even though he tried to kill her, allegedly. Note to commenters. Please do not post comments that suggest Gina somehow provoked the attack. I can’t believe I have to say this, but apparently, I do. Any such comments will be deleted and result in a trip to the WLS.
Apparently, Matt has continued the affair for the entire time. Thus, the LA apartment. She found a Valentine’s day card that the other woman sent her husband. He is still seeing her. Gina is going through so much. By the way, if Shane took the bar in February, it appears he did not pass. He could have taken it again in July. Anyway, my heart breaks for Gina. I really like the Gina and Emily friendship.
Braunwyn’s daughter Rowan has a dancewear fashion line. Her dad is really the owner of the company. It’s called Rowan Burke. Rowan apparently is trying to go the “influencer”route.
It’s Dinner Time!
Shannon,Braunwyn, Tamra and Gina go to dinner. Gina and Tamra took the same car over and Gina told Tamra about Matt’s ongoing affair. Who are we missing other than Emily and Vicki? She already knew. Gina says she doesn’t want to talk about it at dinner. So. they will totally talk about it at dinner. Vicki and Emily apparently went lingerie shopping together. Shannon called Vicki and invited her to come join them for dinner. I hate how Emily keeps getting left out.
Gina says that she’s never been to Rodeo Drive after living in the OC for three years. Braunwyn apologies to Vicki for making a snap judgement about her based on things Kelly had told her. Ah, yes, Kelly, that is the other one who is missing. She’s in Aspen skiing with Jolie. Braunwyn asks for a fresh start. Tequila shots all around. Shannon makes out with Gina. Tamra tries to “reinact”the makeout with Braunwyn. Tamra totally has the hots for Braunwyn. NTTAWWT.
Vicki still hates Kelly. Kelly has said terrible things about Vicki. I am a Vicki… um…fan is too strong of a word. I have in the past defended Vicki a lot. And will continue to do so at times. So I get why Vicki hates Kelly. Vicki says that Kelly knows she has the real dirt on her. But she is not telling anyone. At least for another five minutes. Then Tamra says, “Are you talking about the train? WHAAAAA?
Vicki, Shannon and Tamra all know about “the train.” They all agreed to keep it quiet. And it’s “to be continued.
On the next RHOC recap, everyone goes shopping on Rodeo Drive. Why do they pronounce rodeo like that? Shannon has not goodwill toward Emily. Kelly tells everyone to fuck off. Is this about THE TRAIN? I NEED TO KNOW!